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You know the worlds favourite auction site? Ebay, not thaibrides.com,. Well, it has been hit by some super bad super evil virus thats going to totally literally eat your PC away if you visit the site. All you Mac and laptop users, i didnt mean just PCs beofre you get all technical, its going to eat your machine and then you and your loved ones.

So stay away

I believed that up til the eating of loved ones

Are you Sauron??

Yep i am.

Really, believe me, the eating loved ones was a bit far but there is a REALLY bad virus on Ebay, the county people are phoning all the schools and its all blocked down in my school, at the libraries, everywhere. I suggest you dont go there

I won't, thanks. But you shouldn't have added the funny to it. Some won't take it seriously now

Eww...everyone should keep away from Ebay, i agree.

As Al Yankovich put it best - ''World Wide garage sale'' its exactly what it is.

In which case their PC dies. A warnings a warning. If they want to openly disobey me, then they can


edit- yeah they should keep away in general, but specifically this time, anybody who wants to see ham with mary's face in or one of Jesus' actual sandals, then wait

I never buy shit off eBay.

i use ebay.co.uk anyway, and i have nortons, so im not worried

You should be, it has taken down half of my school PCs before we got warned. All because one was on ebay, damn linking school network

they have norton

theoretically, my pc should be screwed, because i JUST bought two things off there. but its not.

I love ebay. I am an ebay junkie. Please fix ebay oh great gods of the interweb - my life is empty without it.

and you know this?

well its working, my nortons scan is telling me system is shipshape, and i have downloaded nothing in the past three days because my firewall will not allow it