Who Wants to Be My SexPot?

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MornGlory
smokin' Who wants to be my sexpot today?? smokin'

SlipknoT
ME ME ME!!!

MornGlory
I KNEW IT!!! alien in_love

Mane
I'll be your sexpan. You can't have a pot without a pan.

SlipknoT
hug

Mane
scared You're sig...it's...GONE!

MornGlory
what about my sex skillet - MANE?

in_love

Mane
eek! Sure!

MornGlory
YEA! where is your sig cry

MornGlory
COOL! i have a sex pot and sex skillet -

need to work on the rest of my kitchen ware

SlipknoT
now you need sex bowls

MornGlory
weird ban2

SlipknoT
you like that smilie dont you?

MornGlory
yea it cracks me up

its weird to see a Banana riding a dino

also weird to see Bananas doing it doggy style ban1

SlipknoT
yea also because it has no penis

Mane
Maybe it's just that small. erm

MornGlory
maybe??? roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin

SlipknoT
maybe it's attatched to his palm and her vagina is on her back and they can have sex like that?

Mane
He's like raping her. He's holding her arms on her back, because I can't see them.

MornGlory
maybe she just plain doesnt have arms

and who is to say that the banana on the bottom side is a "SHE"??

SlipknoT
yea and look at her face, she isnt to happy

Mane
scared

MornGlory
maybe it's like a good pain... you know...

SlipknoT
dance

MornGlory
what the hell is the banana doing ban11

SlipknoT
dancing

Mane
No hes jerking off. He's being SlipknoT.

MornGlory
bankill

MANE do you love Brad Pitt??

Mane
No, I love Achilles.

MornGlory
o i havent seen the movie...

xmastree here is a tree

hh?
what! now i really want a divorce stick out tongue

MornGlory
i never asked you to be my sexpot?

at least I didnt think I did
spider

hh?
laughing out loud

MornGlory
buhbye

what is so funny

hh?
i dunno, but im doing homework at the moment cry

MornGlory
ok - getting a lot of homework done by posting on here

hh?
yup. im almost done, just fixing my essay. guaranteed an "A" thumb up

smile

MornGlory
good for you clover

xmastree

hh?
christmas eek!

MornGlory
exactly - I will buy you a real ox for xmastree

hh?
love

ill buy u 2 ox and a mercedes benz sl500 wink

stick out tongue

http://www.spiceisle.com/glouison/Sports%20Cars/New%20Cars/2003%20Mercedes-Benz%20SL500.jpg

MornGlory
what in the world am i going to do with 2 oxes -

i guess I can take my 2 oxes for a ride in the Mercedes - thanks

ilurev

i have to think of a name for them

probably hh? and mornglory (how gay is that)

hh?
laughing

ChickinMeat
if there was an award for the most random thread, this one would be a contender!

MornGlory
I know - thanks - random is good!!!

innocent05

MornGlory
yee haw kiddie

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