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Here is a thread where people can make empty threat towards each other. Mine, fr instance, are alway going to border on the insane. Example....

I will burn your livestick if 300 coconuts are not delivered to my house by sundown!

I will crack your skull with a bat.

I'm going to batter you with a fish for making this thread

Here is raz. fish

I am going to stalk you, Raz, until you confess your undying love for me and impregnate me, twice.........

I will infect your computer with a virus......then take over the world!

Oh wait...this is empty threats thread....oh poo....i just gave away my plan

im going to kill u all if i dont recieve a million dallors from each of u in the next 5 minutes ok GO

Dude, your mom.

time up be expecting it

D .. uhh
BLAH !

I will take all the chix in KMC and have s3x with them... if you dont do... nothing....

I will dance upon your burning body while drinking a dry martini

I will plant a flower on Mars and name it "Mars" then take over Animal Crossing!!

..Wait, this isn't the "What's your plan for world domination?" thread, is it?

You gave me a great idea....

I will sit on your face and fart for an hour!

I will slap with you a platypuss!

i will throw my laptop at you !

I'm coming round to do some gardening!

im ready for the snow blowing

I'm glad you're at ease!

You shall burn in the fire of Easy Bake ovens!

i will play the cheacy girls song at you all for 3 hours straight

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you do that I'll have to play some Britney Spears...for 12 days, over.....and over....and over.

i will have to play.....classical songs at you if yous dont stop plicking on me lol *goes to find the CD*

im going to feed you all to my pet gophers

I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this thread

I shall have my radioactive sloths set fire to all your homes while I tip some cows... why not?

Burn...Burn...BURN

OMG!

Just twice?

I have a new plan
I shall use my army of living dead hampsters, to attack all your socks.

I'm gonna leave and never come back bye

^

I WONT burn anything! Mwahaha

Im going to slap you.

^wtf?

Im going to kick you.

Im going to give you a virus....

Im gonna hang you with barbed wire.

Im going to rip you a new one.... hahhaha

NO! Not that! Im gonna burn you alive. Muhahahah

One word... wedgie.

Im gonna rip your head off and kick a feild goal from 50 yards out.

Potato wedgies from KFC?.... alrite cool.

lol

Im gonna stick your head up Oswald Kenobis ass... until you see Obiwan Kenobi.

EXACTLY!!!

Well then I rip your head off and stick it in your own ass.

. Im gonna give ya a REAL leatherface. Made out of the skin from your @$$. Mwahahhahaha.

Well Im gonna take a chainsaw and saw your nuts off.

Hahahaha. Thats impossible. They are made out of Steel!!!.

I will suck out your soul and feed it to my goat!

I am going to stalk you with NO motive whatsoever

I don't make threats I make promises......

I promise to threaten you! ~shakes fist at all~

I will summon a horde of ferocious albino super rythmatic Lobster's to steal all the parmeson cheese from KMC HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!



........................HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I will summon the almight blah blah to wreak his havoc blah blah on your blah heads!

im gonna kill you!

I'm gonna stalk B

stalking your staker?

Im going to shove a Watermelon up your @$$.