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if u are loooking for a girl rite here

detective

I see no female, just a name.

*sigh*

The lamest form of self advertisement.

^ lol syren!


This is really pathetic you know...

Searching: For that special guy.


Reward:$500




Sound good?

Gonna cost more than that to satisfy the Queens we have on KMC....

Chels...it's just more pathectic to see someone sell themselves...

well...i'll offer more

I'm HERE!! I'm HERE!

i know i'm taken anyways...by 2 people

2 peeps?

Nitro's lest side and Nitro's right side?

How do you do it?

no....mike and kerry

*pounces*

He is not for sale diva

Cyber Pimp here

Cyber Pimpette diva

And you so should have used this smilie pimp

you're very immature for a 26 year old, CHRIS.

No. Im just very pimperly.

Pimps

oh well then that's fine!

yeah, you arewinkiss

I feel so..owned...

*scratches ankle, under the chain*

Hey im one of the kmc's hottie how can I help YOU

*throws the moose a bone*

Er...wait! They reat grass?

*throws the moose ... some green grass*

Sarah...who you talking to?

*gives her a HUGE moose hug*

moose

She was talking to me. I am the other Hottie, we were discussing my zipper that I can't reach.

I want a moose hug, but without the moose!

Make sense? *blinks*
*looks puzzled*
*runs around in circles chasing her tail*

urm i have no idea who i was talking to! I was advertising myself i think! Business has been slow! :yawn:

*huggles Telpz*

You get the hug with less Moose.

Well...shit darlin...I'm stumped.

Zipper?Oh Zipper!

Syern, I get the hug from the better looking moose!

*hides behind Mrs. Moosey from Mr. Moosey*

Zipper!

*chews up syrens zipper*
I love zippers

Sowwie CK, beat you to it!!

That's ok, I quite agree with you Telpy.

Aww, good! For a second I though I was going to be your lunch...

I chipped my nail polish

Moose don't EAT people Telpy!

At least not for food...angel

Oh damnit, me too! I HATE when that happens...*stamps foot*tinkerbell

Its not my day Mr Moose!

I need chocolate

Chocolate Moose?bandevil

That a horney banana!

lmao cool banana

Horny banana, horny moose...you can see the parallels...ban2

i like that smilie

Now your riding a lama! Oh god!

*checks zipper*

Thanks Sarah winkiss

Now it's my turn naughty

But-t i have to go! I will miss out!

bye ette

*is left standing with forlorn look on face*

I saw this and thought if anyones looking then i might have done my duty. if they wasnt, then at least i wouldnt be embarrassed.

Male:6ft 293lbs.....brown hair brown eyes.
Loves beaches, drawing, talking, fireplaces with that special someone and hopefully being with that special someone.

Dislikes rudeness (unless its asked for), friends dying (unless its hair color "black hair blue eye, drool"

Looking for: girl who will love me for me.

*swoon*

Oh Jakky poo....you're just what I've been looking for..

now tell me you have assless chaps and we're in business.

Sorry i forgot that in moosetalk *gill* means "young moose guy*

I should rephrase:

Want babe now.

wot are u on about

we dont understand your question. you must restate it in a matter than moose and wolf/beast can understand.

i still dont get u

oh ok you're confused. thats cute. i was posting an ad for myself and moose was punkin me on it. im about finding someone just for me.

i see

you also 15 llanfair?

erm ye

darn

i so got u there

i just wanna find a nice girl who is my age, who likes me and wants to get close to me. yanno have a lady of my own. this just bores me to death. being alone is not fun at all.