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Elvis probably wouldn't want me to tell you this, but... He's not really dead. He's works at my local Dunkin Donuts, here in Hoboken. All the fame and pressure was got to him, so he was forced to faked his death. I can get you an autograph if you want, or you can contact him yourself.

Elvis's email: [email protected]

hah...i'm pretty sure Elvis doesn't work near any of us..if he even wants to work that is. ok..you say he works near you? show me a pic

I neglected to mention that he was the janitor.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/110000/110032XDgc_w.jpg

ok...

i dun believe it.......i think he still resigns at Graceland,I went there once...they usually let you goto where his bedroom is,but when i was there they wouldn't let us.Prolly lisa marie was up there...with elvis