30 Yr. Old Virgin!?!

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Tex
Just now I saw an Inside Edition story about 2 attractive 30-something single MF virgins!

2 people saving themselves for marriage.

How the hell can a guy not bang for 30 years?

It's impossible!

His goods must be damaged or something!

It just doesn't compute!

Women can hold out longer than men, so that old hag can wait another 30years, but I just can phantom how that dude keeps his sanity! wacko

He must have carpal tunnel syndrome by now! stick out tongue

Oh yeah, keep it PG-13 stick out tongue

NtOnKsSuX17
to me who really cares, i mean that is a little old to be a virgin, but they are waiting till marriage, that is thier descion

JKozzy
Wow, uh... that's messed up Tex... blink

DeNiro
God 30 years old that is just sad

lil bitchiness
Some people believe in marrage, so what? It might be uncommon but its not unusual.

Dogbert
But it is pretty lousy for those guys if they never end up getting married erm

HockeyHorror
hey its all BS...the things u see on tv...maybe they just did that to show people that you can live with someone without having sex.

laughing out loud

JKozzy
Maybe it's all a giant lie roll eyes (sarcastic)

HockeyHorror
LMAO^

nazgulinthedark
my parents waited till marrige so its not unheard of

lil bitchiness
Yeah, thats what i said!

The One Himself
Finally! A thread about me!!!! eek! laughing out loud

Im_Fuzzy
laughing out loud

ash007
naa aprently it a bit normall but the question you got to ask yourself is that you can have sex without intercorce so thats what might have happned.

you never knoiw they may masterbate eek!

lol its your defination of a virgin

Sir Bob III
um... its not weird my moms friend is 49 and shes never fu.cked. sick i dont see what people see in sex it looks nasty

AliasNeo15
laughing out loud

DeNiro
Shit once I get my car damn ill be getting tail like crazy

Sir Bob III
it does it like two ppeople making animal noises and its RETARDED i just think god should come up with a better way to make babies like smacking them or .... the GUYS getting pregnet and the girls get the boners i called my friend a nympho she got mad... she's not talking to me .. sad

AliasNeo15
Well, ur not 30 years old yet, are ubig grin?

Sir Bob III
no

BingaBonga
Wow, I wouldn't want to hear that from my parents. confused blink

Sir Bob III
im 36452
confused

DeNiro
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. UR on crack seriously a better way to have babies i mean jeezes the only way sex can get better if u can have a tv in the middle of the girls fourhead with the football game playing I mean ive never had sex but god how can it be dumb wacko

Sir Bob III
you........ haven't




woah didnt see that coming

AliasNeo15
Thats exactly wut i wanted to saylaughing

Sir Bob III
you STUD

DeNiro
Who is a stud

no i havent had sex yet havent found that right girl yet im only 16 though i still got before im 18 to have sex but if i dont do it before my senior year that is like sad

AliasNeo15
hopefully ustick out tongue

Sir Bob III
i have never done it

silver_tears
Tex how many times have I told you not to put your personal life story online roll eyes (sarcastic)
No one cares! stick out tongue

AliasNeo15
but......ur........13eek!

Sir Bob III
harsh

Sir Bob III
that doesnt mean i cant do it and i wont but still

AliasNeo15
okno expression

DeNiro
laughing out loud There is IRENE eek! laughing out loud And she made a funny stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Yeah...what AJ said...

Tex
I could understand if these people were mutants, but they were good looking, wouldn't have any problems finding rump meat!

Such a shame!

Poor guy, after he's finally banged boots he'll kick him self in the ass for not doing it sooner.

Hmmmmmmm

Oh yeah, please if you're under 18 dont talk about your sex lives, Its disturbing! eek!

silver_tears
That's right sweet cheeks laughing out loud I is back smokin'
For a little while anyways wink

lil bitchiness
Tex, maybe their hormone level is not as high as yours...roll eyes (sarcastic)

Is that what you do Tex...find ''rump meat'' ? roll eyes (sarcastic) eww

silver_tears
Notice he used the term rump meat What the f**k?
Anyone else get that confused

DeNiro
I dont look my age so I can talk about my sex life stick out tongue Tex u look like ur 18 19 or 20

Sir Bob III
i have no sex life i can talk about it all i want see














and there you go

silver_tears
well how old is Tex now confused
no recent pics shifty

Tex
My thread magnetized Irene back to KMC!

I'm that good! smokin'

I brand my rump meat, if you get my drift!! smokin'

DeNiro
Tex is a straight up hottie stick out tongue

silver_tears
It's so sad cuz it's true sad
Tex is hot, or shall I say was hot, I demand a new pic to prove your hottness Tex!!

and yes I must admit, once I saw this thread, I was drawn back, only for you confused

Tired Hiker
I'm still a virgin. I don't see what the big deal is. I am waiting for the right person so share the moment with. For now though, I hump my sleeping bag full of pillows and I call it, Cheryll.

silver_tears
I hope she smells nice TH yes
By the way Cheryll is so passe, I suggest Coco yes

Tex
I dont do demands!

No piccys for you, ever again! stick out tongue

I'm still cant get over it!

This 30 yr old virgin dude was successful, athletic, they showed him cooking, driving around in his convertible...I'd totally bang him! smokin'

Tired Hiker
The best pic of Tex is that one where you can't see his face because his hat was in the way and he had his shirt off and all the girls were like "not fair". laughing out loud laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
mad

Tired Hiker
He sounds too metrosexual for you, Tex. stick out tongue

silver_tears
now that was sweet smoke
no face, just chest yes

lil bitchiness
Meh...blonde clean shaven American boy....planty of them arround...

Tex
Poor TH! sad

All this Virgin news is very upsetting!

It's like I have a calling, to make sure all 30-something virgins get banged!

I'll be the Mother Teresa of shagging! stick out tongue

Cheryll sounds like a real ****! I'd totally stuff her!

silver_tears
you don't actually see his hair What the f**k?

lil bitchiness
He told me hes blonde....a dirty blonde smokin'

DeNiro
I highly doubt that TH is a virgin theres no way i would think

silver_tears
Dirty blonde, how tacky schmoll

Tex
After seeing Mr. Perfect 30 yr old virgin, I'd believe anything! confused

lil bitchiness
Meh...who cares...still blonde!

silver_tears
how do you know he isn't grossly deformed in some place naughty

lil bitchiness
Dont say that no expression

Tex
I have blond highlights! Very Malibu! raver

DeNiro
My whole top of my head is blonde then my natrual color

silver_tears
so do I, get over yourself stick out tongue
and Lil you never know shifty

Tex
How dare you! mad
Implying such a thing! mad

I'm as flawless as Michelangelo's David! schmoll

Sir Bob III
i have NO blonde in my hair it would make me look shitty AND i dont like blondes disgust

DeNiro
Maybe Tex comes up short in a few areas laughing out loud

Tex
So you're turned on by dark haired gypsies, ie. Silva&Lil! stick out tongue

silver_tears
damn right baby smokin' who isn't wink
Tex I meant the mr.perfect guy confused but are you?? glare

Sir Bob III
no im not gay




i am turned on by dark hair goth GUYS tho they horny hotties big grin

Tex
Haven't had any complaints yet! smokin'

Tired Hiker
If I've only had sex for money, I'm still a virgin, right?

Tired Hiker
Oh, c'mon! Is your name Sir Bob, or is that what you do? stick out tongue

DeNiro
laughing out loud

Tex
Yes TH, if you're not getting paid more than $1 it doesn't count! stick out tongue

Sir Bob III
no your uncleandisgust

silver_tears
Definately TH yes
By the way free Saturday? I think Tex may need some help saving all the virgins in America yes

LeAtHerRFace
laughing out loud

Tex
birgins?
Are those Canadian virgins?

silver_tears
what the hell are you on What the f**k?

lil bitchiness
Yeah, true that!!

hah!

silver_tears
Unless you check yourself messed

lil bitchiness
So, like this thread has gone totally weird! messed Not that it wasnt weird from the begining...

Wow...there are virgins in the world...amazing that rolleyes1

DeNiro
snoop dogg had sex at 13 and had his first joint at 8 years old i thinklaughing out loud

lil bitchiness
At 13messed thats a little early...

silver_tears
OMG really eek
I say we alert the media detective

They'll have a field day similar to that when Tex made an appearance in his hotness thread wink *ahem lil* stick out tongue

Sir Bob III
die! i hate that fuucker he bothers the shit out of me

Tired Hiker
He's like what, 16 years old now? confused

lil bitchiness
What? I was young and naive...besides, I asked Raz to close it...since it was being used against me....

It made OTF a little interesting did it not...so it was all for a good cause...diva

shaber
I've heard you're no longer ready all the time on reaching the big forty. Perhaps he will just not care by then? confused

Tex
So did you get that Audi TT Convertible for your BD silva?!?

I would like look totally bangable in that car! diva

We should go cruzin!
I'll lock you in the trunk of course! naughty

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If he's still a virgin by 40 he should just kill himself! yes

DeNiro
I want to see some new pics of tex. I think Tex and me should have a whos hotter thread laughing out loud Me and TH Tied so we are both equally hot stick out tongue

Sir Bob III
HEY lets make a virgin song

Tex
I am in no mood to release more publicity pics! schmoll

shaber
You got a car for that purpose! eek! I'm green with envy.

Wish I'd just pop my clogs right now sad

lil bitchiness
Unless you have something to hide Tex, i dont see why you wouldnt release your pic.

DeNiro
Im waiting for new pics of me to get to my emal but this kid is taking forever I doubt he sends them tonhgithe and im ma be pissed off

Tex
Who the hell does he think he is?!? Depriving me of my manly mussel meat! mad

Tex
I believe I've dropped more pics than you! stick out tongue

DeNiro
OOOOOOO BUUUURRRRRNNNN OOOOOOOO BUUUUURRRRRRNNNN laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Sorry Texy, did not!

I have at least 5 up from the very first one! stick out tongue

DeNiro
I got lets see one two three four five six

six pics and 5 of them are shirtless stick out tongue I got 3 more coming to big grin

Tex
Really lil, wow...I've been out of the loop! eek!

Send me links.

Oooo Deniro, my hero! love

shaber
Would you say it is technically possible to not be a virgin at 12?

DeNiro
as long as u can get a woody u can have sex hell i bet there are like 10 year olds out there that are not virgins seriously

Tex
I think people should not have sex untill they are atleast 18!

I think people should be ordered to have sex if they are over 30! laughing out loud

shaber
Woah, that's a wicked double standard!

lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1054184

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1004743

Cant find the others...there are few more about..

Tex
Took you long enough lil!

I dont even want those links anymore! stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Im talking to TH, Tex...hes you know....important..stick out tongue

Tex
Nice pics! thumb up

DeNiro
Lil is a cutie love

lil bitchiness
Thanks thumb up

lil bitchiness
Hah hahaha! No, blieve me...im far from cute!!

But thanks D! thumb up

Tex
Michelle Rodriquez is like Pluto far from cute! evil face

lil bitchiness
You just cant help it can you....mad
























laughing out loud embarrasment

Tex
I was watching Celebrities Uncensored 18 or something on E! and they had Michelle Rodriquez pissed drunk ranting and raving at the cameras flashing her middle finger!

Very un-lady like! schmoll

She looked like an old crack whore! sick

lil bitchiness
Most celebrities get drunk and wave their finger at the camera though...
I havent seen that...well not with Michelle Rodriguez anyway...

Tex cry you have terrible taste in girls....first you dont like Angelina jolie, then you say Eliza Dushku is not pretty and Michelle Rodriguez...

Tex
Eliza Dushku would be more bangable if she lost 20 pounds and gained 2ft in height. thumb up

Right now I totally got a horn for Helena Bonham Carter! drool

lil bitchiness
Yeah, I think Helena Bonham Carter looks good, i like her thumb up

But seriously, how can you call this fat messed

http://www.best-celebritees.com/gallery_week/eliza_dushku/elizaD054.jpg

Tex
puke

What a horrible pic!
Just look at her shadowy crow face! sick

lil bitchiness
I think shes totally sexy!

Id do her!

eleveninches
/\ ME 2

Vampiree
what's wrong with virgins.... miffed *mutters* embarrasment

yerssot
is it just me or is that nose too sharp?

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