30 Yr. Old Virgin!?!
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Tex
Just now I saw an Inside Edition story about 2 attractive 30-something single MF virgins!
2 people saving themselves for marriage.
How the hell can a guy not bang for 30 years?
It's impossible!
His goods must be damaged or something!
It just doesn't compute!
Women can hold out longer than men, so that old hag can wait another 30years, but I just can phantom how that dude keeps his sanity!
He must have carpal tunnel syndrome by now!
Oh yeah, keep it PG-13
NtOnKsSuX17
to me who really cares, i mean that is a little old to be a virgin, but they are waiting till marriage, that is thier descion
JKozzy
Wow, uh... that's messed up Tex...
DeNiro
God 30 years old that is just sad
lil bitchiness
Some people believe in marrage, so what? It might be uncommon but its not unusual.
Dogbert
But it is pretty lousy for those guys if they never end up getting married
HockeyHorror
hey its all BS...the things u see on tv...maybe they just did that to show people that you can live with someone without having sex.
JKozzy
Maybe it's all a giant lie
nazgulinthedark
my parents waited till marrige so its not unheard of
lil bitchiness
Yeah, thats what i said!
The One Himself
Finally! A thread about me!!!!
ash007
naa aprently it a bit normall but the question you got to ask yourself is that you can have sex without intercorce so thats what might have happned.
you never knoiw they may masterbate
lol its your defination of a virgin
Sir Bob III
um... its not weird my moms friend is 49 and shes never fu.cked.
i dont see what people see in sex it looks nasty
DeNiro
Shit once I get my car damn ill be getting tail like crazy
Sir Bob III
it does it like two ppeople making animal noises and its RETARDED i just think god should come up with a better way to make babies like smacking them or .... the GUYS getting pregnet and the girls get the boners i called my friend a nympho she got mad... she's not talking to me .. sad
AliasNeo15
Well, ur not 30 years old yet, are u
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BingaBonga
Wow, I wouldn't want to hear that from my parents.
Sir Bob III
im 36452
DeNiro
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. UR on crack seriously a better way to have babies i mean jeezes the only way sex can get better if u can have a tv in the middle of the girls fourhead with the football game playing I mean ive never had sex but god how can it be dumb
Sir Bob III
you........ haven't
woah didnt see that coming
AliasNeo15
Thats exactly wut i wanted to say
DeNiro
Who is a stud
no i havent had sex yet havent found that right girl yet im only 16 though i still got before im 18 to have sex but if i dont do it before my senior year that is like sad
AliasNeo15
hopefully u
Sir Bob III
i have never done it
silver_tears
Tex how many times have I told you not to put your personal life story online
No one cares!
AliasNeo15
but......ur........13
Sir Bob III
that doesnt mean i cant do it and i wont but still
AliasNeo15
ok
lil bitchiness
Yeah...what AJ said...
Tex
I could understand if these people were mutants, but they were good looking, wouldn't have any problems finding rump meat!
Such a shame!
Poor guy, after he's finally banged boots he'll kick him self in the ass for not doing it sooner.
Hmmmmmmm
Oh yeah, please if you're under 18 dont talk about your sex lives, Its disturbing!
silver_tears
That's right sweet cheeks
I is back
For a little while anyways
lil bitchiness
Tex, maybe their hormone level is not as high as yours...
Is that what you do Tex...find ''rump meat'' ?
eww
silver_tears
Notice he used the term rump meat
Anyone else get that
DeNiro
I dont look my age so I can talk about my sex life
Tex u look like ur 18 19 or 20
Sir Bob III
i have no sex life i can talk about it all i want see
and there you go
silver_tears
well how old is Tex now
no recent pics
Tex
My thread magnetized Irene back to KMC!
I'm that good!
I brand my rump meat, if you get my drift!!
DeNiro
Tex is a straight up hottie
silver_tears
It's so sad cuz it's true
Tex is hot, or shall I say was hot, I demand a new pic to prove your hottness Tex!!
and yes I must admit, once I saw this thread, I was drawn back, only for you
Tired Hiker
I'm still a virgin. I don't see what the big deal is. I am waiting for the right person so share the moment with. For now though, I hump my sleeping bag full of pillows and I call it, Cheryll.
silver_tears
I hope she smells nice TH
By the way Cheryll is so passe, I suggest Coco
Tex
I dont do demands!
No piccys for you, ever again!
I'm still cant get over it!
This 30 yr old virgin dude was successful, athletic, they showed him cooking, driving around in his convertible...I'd totally bang him!
Tired Hiker
The best pic of Tex is that one where you can't see his face because his hat was in the way and he had his shirt off and all the girls were like "not fair".
Tired Hiker
He sounds too metrosexual for you, Tex.
silver_tears
now that was sweet smoke
no face, just chest
lil bitchiness
Meh...blonde clean shaven American boy....planty of them arround...
Tex
Poor TH!
All this Virgin news is very upsetting!
It's like I have a calling, to make sure all 30-something virgins get banged!
I'll be the Mother Teresa of shagging!
Cheryll sounds like a real ****! I'd totally stuff her!
silver_tears
you don't actually see his hair
lil bitchiness
He told me hes blonde....a dirty blonde
DeNiro
I highly doubt that TH is a virgin theres no way i would think
silver_tears
Dirty blonde, how tacky schmoll
Tex
After seeing Mr. Perfect 30 yr old virgin, I'd believe anything!
lil bitchiness
Meh...who cares...still blonde!
silver_tears
how do you know he isn't grossly deformed in some place naughty
lil bitchiness
Dont say that
Tex
I have blond highlights! Very Malibu!
DeNiro
My whole top of my head is blonde then my natrual color
silver_tears
so do I, get over yourself
and Lil you never know
Tex
How dare you!
Implying such a thing!
I'm as flawless as Michelangelo's David! schmoll
Sir Bob III
i have NO blonde in my hair it would make me look shitty AND i dont like blondes disgust
DeNiro
Maybe Tex comes up short in a few areas
Tex
So you're turned on by dark haired gypsies, ie. Silva&Lil!
silver_tears
damn right baby
who isn't
Tex I meant the mr.perfect guy
but are you?? glare
Sir Bob III
no im not gay
i am turned on by dark hair goth GUYS tho they horny hotties
Tex
Haven't had any complaints yet!
Tired Hiker
If I've only had sex for money, I'm still a virgin, right?
Tired Hiker
Oh, c'mon! Is your name Sir Bob, or is that what you do?
Tex
Yes TH, if you're not getting paid more than $1 it doesn't count!
Sir Bob III
no your uncleandisgust
silver_tears
Definately TH
By the way free Saturday? I think Tex may need some help saving all the virgins in America
Tex
birgins?
Are those Canadian virgins?
silver_tears
what the hell are you on
lil bitchiness
Yeah, true that!!
hah!
silver_tears
Unless you check yourself
lil bitchiness
So, like this thread has gone totally weird!
Not that it wasnt weird from the begining...
Wow...there are virgins in the world...amazing that rolleyes1
DeNiro
snoop dogg had sex at 13 and had his first joint at 8 years old i think
lil bitchiness
At 13
thats a little early...
silver_tears
OMG really eek
I say we alert the media detective
They'll have a field day similar to that when Tex made an appearance in his hotness thread
*ahem lil*
Sir Bob III
die! i hate that fuucker he bothers the shit out of me
Tired Hiker
He's like what, 16 years old now?
lil bitchiness
What? I was young and naive...besides, I asked Raz to close it...since it was being used against me....
It made OTF a little interesting did it not...so it was all for a good cause...diva
shaber
I've heard you're no longer ready all the time on reaching the big forty. Perhaps he will just not care by then?
Tex
So did you get that Audi TT Convertible for your BD silva?!?
I would like look totally bangable in that car! diva
We should go cruzin!
I'll lock you in the trunk of course! naughty
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If he's still a virgin by 40 he should just kill himself!
DeNiro
I want to see some new pics of tex. I think Tex and me should have a whos hotter thread
Me and TH Tied so we are both equally hot
Sir Bob III
HEY lets make a virgin song
Tex
I am in no mood to release more publicity pics! schmoll
shaber
You got a car for that purpose!
I'm green with envy.
Wish I'd just pop my clogs right now
lil bitchiness
Unless you have something to hide Tex, i dont see why you wouldnt release your pic.
DeNiro
Im waiting for new pics of me to get to my emal but this kid is taking forever I doubt he sends them tonhgithe and im ma be pissed off
Tex
Who the hell does he think he is?!? Depriving me of my manly mussel meat!
Tex
I believe I've dropped more pics than you!
DeNiro
OOOOOOO BUUUURRRRRNNNN OOOOOOOO BUUUUURRRRRRNNNN
lil bitchiness
Sorry Texy, did not!
I have at least 5 up from the very first one!
DeNiro
I got lets see one two three four five six
six pics and 5 of them are shirtless
I got 3 more coming to
Tex
Really lil, wow...I've been out of the loop!
Send me links.
Oooo Deniro, my hero!
shaber
Would you say it is technically possible to not be a virgin at 12?
DeNiro
as long as u can get a woody u can have sex hell i bet there are like 10 year olds out there that are not virgins seriously
Tex
I think people should not have sex untill they are atleast 18!
I think people should be ordered to have sex if they are over 30!
shaber
Woah, that's a wicked double standard!
lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1054184
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1004743
Cant find the others...there are few more about..
Tex
Took you long enough lil!
I dont even want those links anymore!
lil bitchiness
Im talking to TH, Tex...hes you know....important..
Tex
Nice pics!
DeNiro
Lil is a cutie
lil bitchiness
Thanks
lil bitchiness
Hah hahaha! No, blieve me...im far from cute!!
But thanks D!
Tex
Michelle Rodriquez is like Pluto far from cute!
Tex
I was watching Celebrities Uncensored 18 or something on E! and they had Michelle Rodriquez pissed drunk ranting and raving at the cameras flashing her middle finger!
Very un-lady like! schmoll
She looked like an old crack whore!
lil bitchiness
Most celebrities get drunk and wave their finger at the camera though...
I havent seen that...well not with Michelle Rodriguez anyway...
Tex cry you have terrible taste in girls....first you dont like Angelina jolie, then you say Eliza Dushku is not pretty and Michelle Rodriguez...
Tex
Eliza Dushku would be more bangable if she lost 20 pounds and gained 2ft in height.
Right now I totally got a horn for Helena Bonham Carter! drool
lil bitchiness
Yeah, I think Helena Bonham Carter looks good, i like her
But seriously, how can you call this fat
http://www.best-celebritees.com/gallery_week/eliza_dushku/elizaD054.jpg
Tex
puke
What a horrible pic!
Just look at her shadowy crow face!
lil bitchiness
I think shes totally sexy!
Id do her!
Vampiree
what's wrong with virgins....
*mutters*
yerssot
is it just me or is that nose too sharp?
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