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I'm bored so I want to see how many questions I can answer.

Ask me anything, no limits.

how was I formed from this lonelysperm

to put it simply, from that amusing little image you were "fused" with an "egg" then grown inside the female of the couple for 9 months and then popped out.

you are to serious... no more questions from me

well you did ask. And I said I would answer.

You should have expected it.

yawn

How much money does Bill Gates have? (exactly)

whats my moms maiden name?

Why can I never find socks that match?

Consider that he made this money in the 25 years or so since Microsoft was founded in 1975. If you presume that he has worked 14 hours a day on every business day of the year since then, that means he's been making money at a staggering million dollars per hour, around $300 per second.

Which means that if, on his way into the office, should he see or drop a $1000 bill on the ground, it's just not worth his time to bend over and pick it up. He would make more just heading off to work.

And for your Moms maiden name it could either be robinson, johnson or I got it wrong but I tried.

You can never find socks that match because either you don't look hard enough or you no longer actually have a matching pair.

possibly

wrong, whats your discusez

thats not exact

Will I get into a school that's nearly impossible for me to get into?

discusez? well I would answer but you worded the question with a mis-spelled word.

To be exact would be to have some sort of constant counter and I have no idea as to how to put one on my reply.

As for the school. You could do a number of things but it depends on why you couldn't get in or enrol.

what kind of music am i listening to right now

So is that a yes or no?

how many slices of pizza did I have yesterday

Music.. umm hard rock

yes

6?

5 because that's how many I had yesterday.

hmm I had 4 tonight...so add two and that's how many he ate?

The fool is quite foolish but it depends on why the fool follower is following, follow?

wrong I had 7. Did I just fart?

Well I will try harder next time.

you better

Originally posted by monkeyspoon
Music.. umm hard rock


good job
what band

why don't I give you a question Mr. SlipKnoT

What was George bush"s description of the white house?

cradle of filth?

I don't really know our aspects on music will be very different.

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are you confused, theReject?

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the follower must have a reason for following right?

so it depends which is more foolish, the reason for following or the actual foolishness of the fool.

" derrrrrrrrrrr da ummm a big white.........uh.......place"

Maybe they're both equally foolish.Because a fool's a fool.

Georges description of the white house was:

"It is white"

And theReject, you are probably correct.

hmm...Why do people think President Bush is stupid?
(And I don't mean an answer like "Because He is."

because people think he caused the war.

And I think he did but I don't live in America so I can't really have an opinion on the matter.

You can always have an opinion.
I just won't always believe it.

okay madcat66 what am I listening to?

adios muchacho

that's okay you don't have to believe my opinion just my facts. Is that fair?

who invented the english language??

y did the old woman stole my wallet the other day on the bus? cry

uh i bet ur listening to hard rock too

I'm listening to Lamb of God

im listening to the radio - Staind is on now - so thats ok... Ashlee SImpson was on earlier - agh!!! yuckies

what am i thinking right now?

and what was the name of my old band?

LOL!I have a question for you?WHy is the sky blue?JM

no one actually invented it. It was and is a language developed by the people and is changed every day. For example twenty years ago no one knew what the word bootylicious meant.

I'm listening to Savage garden.

ChikinMeat you are thinking that that is a very hard question to answer and you doubt that I will get it right. The name of your old band was either chikin meat or something vicious.

The sky only looks blue. The sun sends light in through the armosphere and blue is the colour that gets scattered making it look blue.

unfortunatly my simian counterpart, i was not thinking of that i was thinking of something else

and alas the band name was wrong, because we didnt even know what our band was called! organised i know, we gigged with no name.

I only answer questions. I'm not psychic.

then you have failed me for the last time

Alas. Forgive me Master, for I have sinned.

forgiven young padawan, now run free!

what was MY old band called

Well by the look of your amusing picture I think it may have been something along the lines of hack or killrz but as I said before I only answer questions, I'm not psychic.

what time is it on mars?

It is Virgo 12, 1069 Mars Date
1069 04 12 21:21:33 MUTC (Mars Universal Time Coordinated)
1069.30512967 (decimal format)
Day 204 of Martian year; 465 days till end of Martian year

Do these get-rich-quick schemes work ?

what time is it in Fiji?

What is my grandmas sisters uncles brothers sisters grandpas mothers hair groomers dog walkers pet parrot named..?

why are some people very stupid, while others are utterly stupid..

some do and some don't

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The parrot is about 120 years old so i'm guessing you don't even know the name of the parrot.

some people have less IQ then others.