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Marissa is a fat little german shepard puppie and shes MIIINE











on christmas

me too









































no... not really. i'm just yanking your chain...

puppie

look
puppy

awwwwww


marissa is so cute she the fuzzeist of the 7 and shes super fat

sooper fat? like oprah fat? sally struthers fat?

like Fat bastard fat

GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!! droolio

i want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back...

hysterical

im sooo sexahyy

but first... where's your sh!tter? i've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkeh. ooh, it's all squisheh! i'm getting all emotinal from it. cry

hysterical man i need to watch spy who shagged me again

weehaa, i eat bcause im deressed, m depressed because i eat

MY NECK LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA!!!!

oh, aye. once you go fat, you never go back!

Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain!!!

GET





IN




MY





BELLY!!!

hysterical

I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.

shock


Oh, aye, baby: the other, other white meat


Im dead sexy. you are crap

WAAAH

Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner. hysterical

LOOK AT MAH SEXAY BODY

Owwww... Right in the mummy-daddy button.

aye aye, mr english colonel. telling me to lose weight... oh, i'm a heart case he says... ugh

i cant think of anymore

me neither cry

do you know what my favorite helen hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!!!

shock

Scott: Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.
Dr Evil: Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
Scott: Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.
Dr Evil: Probably.

look at my titties???

SCOTTIE NE PAS!

i havent seen my wille in two years... wiat no i already said that

i get slapped across the face everytime i do that, so, no thank you.

Dr. Evil: Austin, I'm your father
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

yeah, i'm dead sexeh... YOU WERE CRAP!

She sounds so cute.I have a puppy too.He is yorkie terrier and he is cute too!I love dogs!JM

HA!!......That one kills me!!

thank you i'm here all week victory

not really... it's my last day on the morrow. i'm flying home... yay me!

are we done? is that it? are we all fat bastard-ed out? cry

looks like it

Let's take a wiff, shall we?.......oh aye, everybody likes their own brand, don't they?...flirt....

aaah shocking

Whaaat?........it's in the movie......

DD to the rescue...

*straining* on top of........ spagh.... etti, all covered with... chee....eeese..

heeh i know

*covers ears*

Even stink would say that stinks!

That could gag a maggot!!....

You know what it smells like?

You know that smell when you go to someones apartment and they're cooking something different on each floor.....

...that, plus crap.......

hysterical

MARISSA SOUNDS LIKE A WOOKIE WHEN SHE SNORES

seriously its ultra fabulous

MARISSA FAT DOG'S NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO KIWI

Kiwi!!!!! Woohoo!!! -Pats own German Shepard- They're cuddly...

i lovah doogies i cant wait till christmas

Kiwis are fat and fuzzy-looking- both the bird and the fruit. Excellent name. Congrats on the new beastie and your new life with hair always in your soup, fur woven into all your sweaters, mud on all your pants, and something to blame all the farts on. I've got one, too- they're fantastic. Do you live in a cold winter state? One tip- flannel-lined jeans for dog-walking.

nah i live in california its pretty warm

thank you

name it melissa instead!

I'm naming her Kiwi

name her melissa