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Who's your daddy, pansy?

My dad is Will...we just call him Big Willie because he thinks it's funny.

im sure Ron Jeremy has tons and tons of children... he is so gross

Actually Ron Jeremy doesn't have any.

which one of those guys is a lazy-ass basturd ?

cuz that would be my daddy

Ross Perot...he's rich, he doesn't need to do anything.

(child's voice) My daddy is Samuel L. Jackson. He rocks.

well my dad is broke as a joke and is lazy...blames everyone else for his problems cry

Daddy stop bleeding!!!!

AWWWW!
cry

im going to bed before i get upset more...talk to you lovely people tomorrow ometime


goodnight all

how do you know????

why would he have more childeren then any other guy? He does porn.. he isnt a hooker.. all the girls he has sex with on film are protected ect.

Kid has done his research.

hmm, my pops...would have to be confucious.

he say to me one time under the moon light:

" say to a man why he ain't at home when he lives so close ."

I saw a documentary on tv, which siad that apparently, 1 in 10 people dont know who their real father is, and that the person they thought was their father is really NOT their father.
It was 1 in 10 for the UK, but i dont know about the rest of the world

my fathers Confucious
thats why im always lost and confused cause i got no idea what his on about!!!

i picked the rock coz hes a film star and a wrestler so thats good

I don't see Satan on your poll- you should add that. It would be interesting to know how many demon-spawn we have on KMC.

Isn't your father Bill Gates?

And aren't demon programs part of me? That would make me...YOUR daddy!

Daddy?

We have the same eyes.

This is so unbelievably bizarre.

Can we go fishing?

No point trying to make up fpr lost times now.

Sure, just strap a wireless to your antlers.

My dad died when I was quite young so I've not had a real father in my life...

A wireless to my antlers?

I want to go FISHING.

I'm not looking for kinky roleplaying.

Well, how else do you get an AI into the middle of a Canadian lake? By the way, you SHOULD take me fishing. I can use satellite data to track the fish.
__Kinky roleplaying? WHY would you make such an esoteric association with asexual li'l me?

Cos when you say stuff like that, I get all worked up...droolio

None listed on the poll I could say!I guess moose is my daddy!^JK!JM

I am?! Good God.

You are one lucky moose!lol!JM

You have NO idea...

LOL!Well inleast I found my birth dad!YEA!JM

Yay!

And how old are you?

Fourteen!What about you?JM

Well, that means I was 12 when you were born.


GO ME!

I guess so!So where is mom?JM

Better yet..

WHO is your mom?

I'd say English Moosette, but I'm afraid to.

Are you saying you have no idea who my mom is?The shame of it all!How could you?LOL!JM

Hey...up until NOW I didn't know I had a daughter.

Cut me some slack.

It could have been a lot of people.

I was a precocious 12 year old.

Ok I guess I will forgive you.For now!So can I borrow ten bucks from you dad?JM

15 minutes I've known and she's already borrowing money...

Yep that is the kind of daughter I am!jk!So can I have some please daddy?JM

SURE! I have nothing better to do right now than give money to a cyber daughter who has no apparent mother.

Well got to go dad.See you later!Have to get to class.JM Love yea.

Buh bye now!

I am back dad.So what about that money t hat you promised me.JM

starwars

Vader pwns all y'all bitches! thumbsup

You know vador should had been on the poll!JM

jawdrop oh my gosh

what a BIG pile of SH!T

i wanna blowup this thread

joking ! angel

what is this all about ? confused

It's about who's yo dadday, biz-niotch!