Bond Villain
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Darth_Nefarus
Okay, hypothetically, if we had a dynamite Bond script, and you know, someone willing to play Bond, would Sean Connery not make one of the greatest Bond villains ever?
Clovie
Actually this idea is interesting..not very probable to happen, but i would like to see this happening dev
yerssot
that would be one heck of an old villain... and carver was already not capable of physical combat
Clovie
but no one says they would have fight phisically.
it is possible that they wouldn't meet in person, you know sean would some kind of evil brain
yerssot
but these days people expect the enemy to deliver one big fight with the hero... the days of SPECTRE are over
Clovie
but one big fight is so shallow nahuh
and spectre was fun dev
yerssot
it's how it is these days
but can't use it anymore
Clovie
but i don't have to like it, right?
copyright?
yerssot
nope
yup
Clovie
tx for permission
so they could make a new version of it..
with different name, and it would be said between the lines that it is the breed (?) of original spectre
yerssot
you're welcome
but that is sue-able too
yerssot
it's a saying
so they can't do it anymore
Clovie
i know
it was my poor attempt to make a joke cry
but they can make a brand new organisation of evil?
Darth_Nefarus
Well, Connery could always have an enforcer villain. The guy who does the fighting for him, sorta like Oddjob for Goldfinger.
yerssot
yeah, but last that happen, you had Stamper (and to a lesser extend Kaufman) in TND, and most said the villain lacked being scared cause he was a tiny little man
Kaleanae
He would make a good villain
yerssot
who will be his evil sidekick?
Kaleanae
Moore?
The reunion of the Bonds
yerssot
perhaps better Moore's son then
Kaleanae
What is his name?
I have never seen him.. I think
yerssot
I can't find the name
Kaleanae
Geoffrey Roger?
and now I saw his picture
yerssot
that could be
where did you got it from?
Kaleanae
I used google... ok I put Roger Moore's son and there were news that said, Geoffrey Roger talks about Collin Farrel ...
yerssot
wow, ... it didn't work on me
great job
Kaleanae
I think is the third one... the third line says, Farrel. Too Short. To Play Bond
(He really is too short to play Bond)
But Farrell could make a good villain, together with Moore, don't you think?
yerssot
I think he's not suitable to be suave
Clovie
farrell would be bond
sooner than villain
and how about pierce's son?
yerssot
he's too rough for bond
he has a son? can't be end 40's though
Clovie
true, so he won't be one
he has
hmm... pierce being about 50.. so his son is about 30
yerssot
and I can be one
that's too young
Clovie
sure
and you're not too young, mister?
yerssot
Ot...Yerss Ot... chocolate milk... wipped, not creamed
I look mature and old
Clovie
omg
*wips milk* here ya go, mister
*looks at pic* *chokes* yes you do
yerssot
with plenty of milk, if you can spare it
*straightens tie* always a pleasure
Clovie
sure *adds extra milk*
i need to see a pic of you in suit
yerssot
charming, to the last
I'll send the suit
Clovie
who?
and what about the rest?
yerssot
you
the tie too?
Clovie
moi? why, thank you
and you inside it
yerssot
sure
but I can't if I send it
yerssot
I can't, I gotta shoot the bond movie
Clovie
and they can't shoot it here?
yerssot
no
Clovie
why not? cry is it not good enough? cry
yerssot
ask the producer...and who plays the bond villain?
Clovie
they were shooting one in bratislava, so why not here? cry
bush
yerssot
cause perhaps you don't have the right monuments
*is already scared*
Clovie
we have monumets cry
and blair?
yerssot
but perhaps not good enough? :s
he's funny
Clovie
schmoll it's russians fault.
and has big ears
yerssot
blow them up
that's what I ment
Clovie
i wish i could dev
oh
yerssot
*gives C4*
and his teeth
Clovie
what's that?
Clovie
syntex?
Clovie
that kind of explosive... it looks like plastic
Clovie
if it is the one made/invented in czechen, then yes
yerssot
I dunno
Clovie
i'll check it
yerssot
and in the mean time we can talk about villains again
Clovie
good idea, since i can't get the name of that thingie anyway
so... the nex villain.. will be.. *thinks*
yerssot
that guy that played Hellboy has the perfect villain face
Clovie
i haven't seen hellboy
who was that?
Clovie
may i do anything to make you stop? cry
yerssot
sure, putting a sock in my eyes?
Clovie
a clean one? or used?
yerssot
clean please
Clovie
i thought it would be your choice
yerssot
a clean one? yeah!
Clovie
*gives a sock*
yerssot
*throws ir away*
Clovie
*gives stocking*
Clovie
stocking ..the loong sock.. and btw it is were you're getting presents on amercian movies
yerssot
uhhuh.... and who will be the bond villain exactly?
Clovie
santa
bag david hasselhof.
yerssot
he did butcher some eyes yes
Clovie
coz maybe they'd kill me him at last
yerssot
David won't return ...
Clovie
that's the plan dev
yerssot
if I say yes, is that bad
Clovie
wuvly
hug
yerssot
so david as new villain?
Clovie
very good
yerssot
just like hugh grant
Clovie
what about him?
yerssot
that he should die
Clovie
i wouldn't agree
yerssot
but I would
Clovie
but i not
yerssot
I'll go ahead
Evy_O
aren't stockings that kinky underwear
yerssot
did you hear me complaining?
Evy_O
I didn't hear you, period
yerssot
good point... I'll open my mouth next time
Clovie
complaining about what?
there is no hurry
could be winkiss
yerssot
about stockings
but I'm a fast boy
Clovie
what is to complain about them?
sometimes fast is not good
yerssot
not me
damn straight
Clovie
wuvly
so you'll walk slowlier
yerssot
like the next bond villain?
Clovie
yes, he'll have leg in a plaster
yerssot
why that?
Clovie
to walk slower.
yerssot
then bond will get him too fast
Clovie
but bond will not know where to look for him
Clovie
in secret sanatory
yerssot
he will get involved in an easy escapable death?
Clovie
no. he will be well hiden
yerssot
bond?
Clovie
no, that villain with broken leg
yerssot
does he need a wheelchair?
yerssot
but with a wheelchair it would make a reference to FYEO
Clovie
and this kind of reference is allowed by that copyrights?
yerssot
a bald one in a wheelchair is allowed, naming him Blofeld or making a reference to SPECTRE isn't
Clovie
and he can have a white fat kitty?
yerssot
I'm not sure, I thought he had that in FYEO, but that would be weird
yerssot
cause then that guy can sue again
yerssot
cause of a bald guy in a wheelchair that has a cat
Clovie
even without using any names?
yerssot
well, they didn't use a name in FYEO, so they might be save then
Clovie
so there will be a bald guy with cat. who's name won't be blotfeld.
yerssot
oh, he can be named Blotfeld, just not Blofeld
yerssot
I was just nitpicking
yerssot
so the villain huh
Clovie
the villain will be also nitpicking?
yerssot
to give punchlines
Clovie
what punchlines? and what are they anyway?
The Redeemer
If not Bond, which would make a pretty interesting script, then he should be given first choice to play THE BOND VILLAIN in the next film...
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