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Yep, youve guessed it........i'm drunk.

who wants to have a crack. Oh my god I've got chocolate all ovr the keyboard. Ha!

Man i'm drunk.

I'll have a crack please.

Wow, drunk AND can still use a computer! Thats some skill!!! Please teach us o' Great One.

Hold on, I'm gonna walk down the take-away. I'll leave he comp on so my name will still be on the top of the screen.

Who want something while I'm there?

You ARE drunk!

Anyway, bring us back some of those popadoms.

he is drunk and can still spell which I can't seem to manage to do. Mind you I can't usually spell when sober either so never mind! I'll go back to my learning how to talk to poeple

So I've been told!

Well practice your comm thingie here! Makes sense doesn't it

I'm getting a curry, but you can dip your naan in it if you wish.

Man I feel sick, I'd better go soon before I pass out.

Oh yes, a couple more beers wouldn't go amiss

I'm all outta beer but I have got some 25 year old JD if you want some. I'm enjoying this short knowing its as old as I am.

Is Julie feeling left out? Here have some beer.

No thanks, I'm too young to drink.

Jules, I'd like to apologise for my behaviour right now. If I get a little frisky just slap my face and I'll be good.

Ahh thats a shame.

Here have some coke.

*slaps Mech*
hehe, couldn't resist

Raz raz raz raz raz, I've told you before and I'll tell you again....

Just say no.

(Grange Hill reference for those under 20 and outside the UK)

and you think that I will get it now?

hey you don't have to be over 20 to get grange hill references thank you!

*starts to whistel innocently*

Yeah, some of us catch repeats

I love Zammo, I blame him for Heroin chic though.

OK, didn't watch that much Grange Hill to actually remember their names. Apart from Ringo or something like that....the big guy.

Ringo? Wasn't he in a band or something.

I remember the scouser though, "......you wot? you wot? you wot you wot you wot?....".

Then there was Mark and Michelle from EastEnders...

Tuckers luck!

Its morning now and my body has insisted that I get up at this ungodly hour. So here I am having a look at what I wrote in my drunken state. Nothing too damaging so far, unless Raz deleted a thread I started with picture attachements of me naked or something.

Gonna get Mrs.MM up soon, it's her turn for a full English brekkie. I'm gonna insist on the full works......

Sausage, Bacon, Eggs(Scrambled), waffles(Birds Eye potato ones), mushrooms, grilled black pudding, tomato's, baked beans, toast, tea and orange juice. Mmmmmmmm cholesterol.

no lunch for you, laddie, you ate enough breakfast.

Black pudding? Yuk! I don't think anything would be less apetizing early in the morning than a sausage full of clotted blood!

excapt if you are a vampire

If I was a vampire I wouldn't want to eat cooked clots of pigs blood!

Try it grilled its just yummy.

And thats pigs blood AND fat BTW.

Errr....I had an tangelo.

A what?

Its a cross between a tangerine and an orange.

Very sweet. No seeds.

You would love it if I hand fed them to you.

Well I don't normally eat breakfast but today I had a hot cross bun! Yum!

YUMMY!

And you're studing Medicine?

breakfast? never have the time

Breakfast gives me the shits.

well it should

yuck, no thanks.

I'll have a glass of milk or juice, that's good enough for me.

To....you kill me !!!!

If I have breakfast, it's not that much...

Had strawberry yogurt this morning and a big glass of ice tea.

didn't had anything today
wich is a shame, afterall, breakfast is the most important meal of the day, yada yada yada, nag nag nag

Well remember what that little guy on tv said between commercials.

The little dancing taste bud - Dim, you remember him ? Or whatever the hell he was supposed be ?

"A hard boiled egg or chicken leg or cheese or luncheon meat"
"And a peanut butter sandwich any time of day is a treat"

"So to keep your stomach from rumbling"
"And stop that awful grumbling" (or something like that)

"You've got to eat some kind of breakfast everyday"
"Ya Hoo !"

spongebob!

he tastes like chicken

You eat him then.

what am I????!!! A wacko???

Read your own title.

Do I have to? *sob*

I`ll do it for you YERSSOT Official Wacko

finti... nice? what's next? him as next US president??

Then I get to be VP.

VIP VP of course.

Yes. That too.

*reclines lazily on over-size throne*

Ah, plenty of room to snuggle up to you.

This will be all fine until prez finti shows up and wants his throne back.

We'll just do a lot of hugging and wuvving and he won't.

Thats for sure.

There you go. Let's do it, baby!

be sure to keep it quiet

Well whats the fun in being quiet ?

I don't even think we can.

But we do keep putting a lot of money into those new windows.

THat's because you like to be pressed upon them.

yes, and Texas can clean afterwards!

Stay away from me with that windex.

YES! She has very sensitive skin.