LIFE is like...

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Ronny
a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more.

Canadian Moose
I feel really dirty now.

Ronny
laughing huh

R0B
So then Im guessing that death is like a broom erm

Dr. Strangelove
and were the dust. messed

The Inkeeper
can i just say, i dont think the line would be as memorable if forrest had said that

Ronny
Stanley Spadowski said that

Canadian Moose
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's deep...but, I just am not used to that depth of dirt...

R0B
Ha look at the advertisments, their advertising a dust mop laughing out loud

Ronny
im taking it none of you have seen UHF

Canadian Moose
With Weird Al, many MANY years ago.

I mean, it's WITH Weird Al, I didn't SEE it with Weird Al.

Ronny
laughing out loud im watching it rightnow

Candy Kisses
i think life is like a box of chocolates! I like dark chocolate ones with creamy centers

Canadian Moose
Man, that thing is sooo old. I remember it though, vaguely. I take it that this thread is based on something said in the movie?

Canadian Moose
laughing laughing laughing out loud

Candy Kisses
I said chocs not men!

Canadian Moose
*nods*
Yeah...I know hon...I know.
*smirks*

Ronny
yes

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