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A moment of silence please.

Yes, it's dead, the engine blew on me yesterday while I was in the middle of the desert.

I was stranded there for an hour before someone found me.

This sucks.

I have no money to get a new one. In fact I have negative money.

Negative money? Ouch...with no car

Get a better job, then

REDRUM REDRUM

Sorry to hear that LW. Time to get a bus pass.

Be a pizza delivery guy...you get the company car. Not to keep, really, but you do get the keys....

My dad is pulling some strings at a used car place...we think we can get one real cheap.

Something newer than 1987, and bigger than a Dodge Aries.

Arg- I hate it when cars die--- are you gonna give it a funeral?

I want to take a gun to it...if that's what you mean.

PIZZABOY toot

You can use the old car for an 1970's style car smashing for money. Let somebody pay you 5 bucks for a few swings of a 40 lbs. sledgehammer on your car.

thumbsup

Wooo!

thats good