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i didnt make this up.. so sorry if this offends anyone.... its not meant to be hurtful...
Jesus' True Nationality
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old
3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion
Jesus' True Nationality
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old
3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion