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Just thought you should all know that I created Syren as one of my best socks a long time ago. I mean, c'mon, a school librarian! Sweet hearts, I work for the news in the US, I get bored, I pretend I'm a chick from England half the time. Plus I have IP Address Scrambler software!

Moose, I'm sorry babe! I have this guy fetish that is sickening. Hope you aren't disappointed too much! *wink kiss baby*.

Link, you were really speaking to my cousin, Alana, on the phone the whole time. Hey, what can I say. I'm here to entertain! Hope I haven't lost you, sweetie!

Okay, now that the truth is out, don't hate me because I'm really Syren/English Moosette, just hate me!

By the way, you boys I fooled, you done jives my farming country angora wool socks off!

I'm confused

ditto

Save me from myself

um. . .ok.

oooo Th Sy is gonna kick that cute arse of yours

Basically, I, The Tired Hiker, made up Syren!

did she leave the building?
why are you doing this?

There's no time for second thoughts. My life is in your hands.

It will never happen, unless I want it to!

If you want her back, I'll pretend to be her some more.

I am constantly in fear, fear of you.

i made a sock too
its called the tired hiker....

4:20

OMG, you guys have no idea how many people I fooled. So many men have flirted with me! I'm such a sicko!

Yeah. You are.

its like talking to yourself
its so much fun!!!

You guys think English Moosette will get mad when she reads this?




















I don't! Because I am her, you blundering numbskulls!

Goodbye, you fools. I'll be back as English Moosette later. *winky kissy*

classic preston

am i a sock

Maybe, but not as good as my Syren sock that fooled thousands.

i know....

lol... thats sad .. so um.. you have no life as a man and must make one up and a sock-woman?

lol




jk

I wish I knew what was going on.... still, this is why I don't trust anyone. Which is actually a lie.

lol.. i think its funny....lol

Oh, Hiker...

omg...Ok..that's enough for me..

goodbye KMC...

You're crazy...

I mean that as a compliment...Or do I?

TH, it doesn't bother me in the slightest- but if you're English Moosette, who the heck is the hottie in your Moosette Sig?

Pretended he was Syren. Then says he isnt

now i know why i love both (?) of you sooo much winkiss

Oh dear goodness. We've been rumbled. Rumbled by our good selves. Brain-ache crazy

oooooooh someone's pissed off moooooose.

He'll get over it. Hmm, maybe not as fast as I assumed, after all, he's been getting down and dirty in PMs with a guy *giggle*

i knew it

Its all a big ruse!

TTH is really a male sock of Syrens!

We're a sock of one another, we actually appeared from a KMC generator and our artificial intelligence has multiplied dramatically over the last year, so much so that now we are preparing to conquer KMC.

OH MY GOD!

thats some funny SH!T

Funny? You think this is funny? Prepare to meet your doom, animated princess gunsmilie

Ooh this is like

That time when lil got all serious and pretended Tired Hiker was her sock and everybody believed her!

I have way too much time on my hands.

It's really ok, I think I liked Hiker better.

i'm gonna infect you anyway purplequeen1

I cant stop laughing!

If this is true it does not surprise me this happens all the time on sites like this until the person confuses it after a while.Anyway no biggy!JM

i think you haven't understood the issue very clearly dev

LOL


pinch me am I dreaming? LOL

*pinches Cherry*

I can do that now y'all know I'm just a big, male liar.....

If I did not then please exclaim Clovie because I am alittle confuse.JM

Yah sure....Alana...

convince the group....I know the truth...

But do you... do you really?

Hmm, probably, don't answer that big guy *slaps ass playfully then runs like the wind*

coz maybe you haven't notice yet..
some of the members here are just programs
with different 'personalities' programmed

eg. yerssot has a sarcastic programm
syren has a hottie programm
and so on...

and TinyTim didn't work out well cry

I'm so hurt.

I feel so violated.

Oh the shame...how could you!!!!

syrens a guy....i'm suddely so much more attracted to him/her/whatever

ROTFLMFAO!!!

OMG best line EVER!!! laughing

naughty I knew you'd like me better upon knowing you'd been deceived.

you dont agree?


bag

Ok clovie are you just kiding with me?JM

No i totally agree but it was just so well exectued

Last time I checked the link to TinyTim it didn' t work

I wanted to talk to it once again.

no, i'm totally serious.


btw have you decided already if i am a girl or guy?


they should make a new version for xmas

i have never talked with him cry

Xmas Diva Bot

No I stil can't tell if you are a guy or a girl but my guess you are a girl!Anyway if you put it that way then I do understand this thread.JM

No, the one and only original TinyTim.

This is just a ruse, the only thing possible is that TH is a Sock of Syren's; I know this only because I am stalking Syren and from what I've seen she's definately a lady

no.....

you're quoting me touched


me? a girl?
that's good then

i wanna talk with him cry

Well are you a girl Clovie?JM

No she's a man


edit - dammit

Have you seen what surgeons are capable of these days? diva

*starts playing aerosmith - dude looks like a lady

you should know it by yourself schmoll


lmao

*pushes hoover around in imitation of Mrs Doubtfire*

one things for sure...now i can kill 2 birds with one stone

I don't follow, but shifty eyes are hot.

i follow

sleep with preston...sleep with you...

And you only have to multiple multiple orgasm once.

i just wanna know in whose heart is shellie lost

Multiple orgasm once? hmmm

I said multiple multiple orgasm once

just sounds strange, multiple orgasm once, what does it become if there's more than one? a "double multiple orgasm"?

That's what I said, genius

Shame you can't have them eh.

I'm a stud. Of course I can. I just need approximately 6.4 seconds between every session..... allowance for position change

This can only mean that Tired Hiker is gay.


corn

You're such an amazingly witty person.

Hiker

wow

this is a very interesting day

KEEP IT GOING


on second thought DON'T


Moose is a sad guy and lost

that was very immature english,th andsyren

I never said you were born a Female, but girlfirend, you got ALL the right bits in the right places

hysterical

Sorry, Link, TH/Kerry put me up to it...asked if I'd pretend to be Syren while on the phone...winkiss

thats naughty

Tired Hiker......you are a genius.

If The Tired Hiker is really English Mosette I wonder if Misha is really Backfire or if Mr Zero is really Tex. Nothing is what is seems in the Killer Matrix Community!

I'm what I have been saying the WHOLE time

I'm no conartist

you speak liiiiieeesss.... none of us are whom we say we are.... so

I guess this is as good a place as any to admit the truth....


I'm really JM

Time for my mad earth shattering revelation

I'm Dogbert

Lets test this theory

You guys are so wonderful, I love the fact that you're easily led.

CherryPie, he'll get over it

*re-reads thread*

Bahahahaaaa!!!

hysterical2

weirdo :/

No disrespect to your level of creativity, but I think everyone already knew this.

Oh, and people DIDN'T know that you were playing the part of a teenage british chick?

By the way, you need to give me another lap dance sometime.

why are we all pretending to be someone else?
and how much of alana's family goes on kmc anyways?
it seems each day i find out about another family member of hers on here (ok im exaggerating abit but you know what i mean...)

Sorry, but we are a very bored family. KMC is our lastest entertainment. It's free, it's easy; it's like stealing candy from a baby. *winky kissy*

i think i should stop asking questions.....for now...

Never stop asking questions. Keep truth alive! Oh yeah, you said 'for now'.

any excuse to continue the thread

exactly.

You got it. I'll do it tomorrow as English Moosette, unless you want me to be The Tired One.

me bored

we are all pretty much bored....

why

because you choose to be

u lie, i dont choose to be bored, i am, because it is my destiny

pfft destiny....

i know, how lame was that, i start to not think properly when im bored

poeple think to much when theyre bored....
it strains the brain and make you spin out
and after you spin out you vomit...i just felt like adding that take no notice of it...

eh i should do some thing, but that involves a thing called effort, which i lack at the moment

Okay. You are boring. I'll agree.

cry thats not nice crybaby

Don't get mad, that was a joke. Don't smack me down!

whats effort?

dont worry, i wont smack u













ill eat u vampire

Even though, you saying that you are bored in one of my threads is far more hurting that what I said. yawn

i guess this means goodbye

Well, I have to go get my beauty sleep. Nighty night, Slicksters!winkiss

Slickstars?
WHERE?
THEYRE COMMING TO GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does no one care about my sudden gender transition?

Next Tired Hiker will be telling us that I'm also one of his socks.

But really, I'm not one of his socks

The IP Scrambler was damaged so I haven't been able to use my English Moosette sock until tonight since I fixxed it. So, I'm putting The Tired One to rest for now!

I thought I was your favorite sock TH *weep*

Pfft, don't be ridiculous dear, I'm far hotter diva

Ok, I give up. It's a terrible lie that I can no longer uphold. I see the pain on my Moose's face and I crumble. I see the promiscuous prostitutes of KMC hitting on him not three seconds after my admission. It makes me sooo mad. For future reference, I am not Preston aka Tired Hiker. I am Kerry aka English Moosette formally known as Syren. The End. PS: If I see any more touching of my Moose I'll be enraged, and you'll be sorry. Capisce?

Oh I NEVER said you werent hot! I was just lead to believe by myself that i was my favorite sock (TH's sock)

That only makes sense to those who have socked or pretended to

Awww damnit!

hug *soothing noises and stroking* It's ok......

I know, I hurt myself trying to figure out what the hell I wrote

*kicks leg like a dog getting its tummy scratched*

You think people got my message?

totally so


and if they didnt...damn...thats just sad

I even PMed Scott the link, I'm actually a proper muppet over him *swoon*

its the kilt isnt



no seriously...i see why...he's a great guy..totally

*is confused beyond all comprehention*

comprehension

hey there kerry, how are ya *hugs*

hug I'm good dear, you? And have you seen my Moose?

Kez, people would have had to have been blind to miss that...

And Scott is great you're a lucky girl.