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Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.

Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.

We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.

So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.

We are Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab

Too much!

You'd be soooo sexy as a PI - IF YOU WEREN'T A GUY GODDAMNIT!

Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab at your service

i have a work for you!!!!

what's raz's real name!??!?!?!?!?!??! cry

diva Glad you appreciate.

I borrowed Texxy's Team for the latest investigation, meet Larry, Barry, Harry, Garry and Theodore;

red_indian sailor police zorro wheelchair

Theo's standing in for Kalvin.....

do you have a case for us or are you just standing there with your sexy self for your health

angel_not you're not taking job from me? cry

He's the Office Mascot moose

Raz's real name? Be right back.....

great dev

I have initiated the proceedings. Give me 24 hours.

and our coffee boy ?

Our everything boy naughty Shit, that sounds so gay now I'm me again

great *waits*

hysterical2

You'll be sitting there a long time. 24 hours is 24 hours whichever part of the world you're from

*keeps on waiting* doesn't matter

Umm..yeah, can you help find me a new heart? Tired Syren took it and smashed it to bits...

fish

I think I still want you....

I think I did a number on you, never knew I could play a chick so well.....

i'll keep waiting in different room maybe

fine...want him from over there while you make my coffee whip

whip Yeah baby

The Hiker has to depart. Ciao people

Ciao babe

Hey listen, eat me, I'm nobody's slave.

I think Moose has to unveil a new side of himself today.

I'm tired of being nice.

Raz's real name is Raz!

eat you ?



can i save you for another day....im on a diet

Pfft. You'd love to wouldn't you?

*sniffs at the concept of her and Hiker being PIs*
You continue to drift aimlessly in a sea of delusions and willful ignorance while desperately clinging to your over-active libido to give a false sense of buoyancy to your sinking mind.

you are too cute when you are being un-nice

Quiet you. I told you that I turned over a new leaf...besides...you are a clodhopping yokel. Kindly tend to your fields.

make me

How witty.

Good chimp; have a banana!

you want witty ? take that banana an stick in your moose ass , maybe you'll find your witty...

are your antlers on a lil bit tight today ? dont come up in my business ranting cuz your cornflakes got pissed in .

Find out if there's a hot lady dog here on KMC for me

You're still clueless. You seem to not be in this world..and yeah, tell me..as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Here's what you do Shell, get a glass belly button, that way, if your head goes any further up your butt, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

this a PI service...not a dating service

thats totally not possible Deerie , your head is so far up my ass already that i couldnt possibly push mine any further ....

Go Shellie! diva

You' re not going to suck up anymore?
*sigh of relief*
Finally clapping

Um... could I hire you two for a body search?

I'm lost and I need finding! All over...

Wha?

Woooo! The moose! It's speechless again

Ditto

It's?

Baylin...I'm not an IT...

I think she hates me.

i'm not sure why.

detective im all over it....

I don' t hate. The few people who know me know that.

...what in the HELL is going on here?!

Scott? Shells? WTF is going on?

again....Ditto

Okay...well...have I wronged you in some way?

The insults? We were playing.

You guys just really confused me there...

yeah..tis ok lana....i love my buddy , we were playing

Sorry Alana, I PMed her before to tell her that I was joking around. I still love her.

i lover you too sweetie hug

No problem I just came in the thread and was like 'WTF? Scott and Shell are fighting!' heh...I'm tired...should have realized that you two were joking...

No no...just goofing around... being weird.

Sucking up perhaps? I seem to have been called out on that one...dunno what that means...

Heh...

hug

Gotta run, have my last final in 15 minutes...bye!!!

Bye Alana, good luck!!

bye lana hug


scott...no biggie...some people around here think im a suckup too


wanna suck up together ?

I'm just confused Shells, that's all.

but sure.

I LOVE EVERYONE HERE!!!

I Love Everyone here too !!!

Yay for being one big happy family!!! group

test was eeeeasy...

Speaking of which, shouldn't our ahem...family, be getting on in Utah about now?

group yay....we should celebrate ......

Awesomeness. Of course, we didn't expect anything less.

yeah...i was left hanging around

LITERALLY??!!

Kinky

i have a problem, santa killed my christmas tree

Heh...yeah really...

NO
i wanna the real real one

Clovies is that your boobs in your avatar?

ummm....John

I made that up all by myself

no

Are you sure?

I know there is one already


Just I want to know if I'm being stalked!

They are

I knew it

i'm sure

dogbert?

These are weird questions...

Dont deny it Clovie you know they are yours

believe what you want to believe

we believe what we know to be true

but it is not truth

You could just ask, ya know!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1308412#post1308412

But it is

Oh OK, it's Raz

need a job ?

Yes

hmmm...this could work....



what kinda PI skills do you have ?

Uh...

I can sniff out predators and defend people against them. By humpin' the predators

Less than 24 hours. Shels & Sy ~ P.I, rock the forums. Oh yesh

No you were not! You were chilling with your pooch! wolft

Anyway hows my investigation going?

wolft detective......im all over it....this may take a while.....

droolio

*is all over Shellie*

*walks in yawning*

Are you two still playing detectives?

Cute.

You talking to me now Big Guy? winkiss

*pats him on the head*

Be a good boy and get me a coffee.

droolio hello my sweet kear-bear

fab You're the mascot, you go get the coffee pissed

Shellie hug How are you dearest?

whip --- Thor fab

hug parched and hungry....but im good otherwise......and you sweetie ?

hello shellie, how are you

I'm ok. Except everyone keeps treating me like a chick

hug hello sweetie

I bet you're really happy you crawled out of your hole to say that.


Sunshine, you got it all wrong. I'm not a mascot, I'm a poster boy.

awwww poor kerry *hugs*

I have a great new hobby for you. It's like your favorite, Train Spotting, except you try to kiss the front of a speeding train.

Moose, man. Chill out a little....

mmm...ive noticed.....i only do it cuz i know you like it

*jumps on Shellie and kisses her*

Hey baby.

Moose how about you go looking for another transexual?

Are you taken?

hey there mr moose

Glenn buddy, how's tricks?

*blushes


Oh moose i thought you'd never ask

Well, I'm single now you know.

*jumps on moose

i'm doing good, how are you

I'm doing allright I suppose. I pulled a muscle at the gym last night, so a little sore...

ouch, would you like my friend to give it a massage for you?

now thats what i call a greetting ...*kisses*


hey

you han't said hello to me yet shellie

You want a massage dear?

hi sweetie im fine...and yourself ?

Uhh...friend?

Yeah... *lets her up for some air...dives back on her*

Thanks, but no.

Your hairy knuckles tickle.

yeah

ALIEN

he's very good, i highly recommend him.

Hmmm...umm...I'll think about it.

Why do the aliens have to get dragged everywhere

oh my....*coughs*scott....cccant..breathe *coughs*...sweetie....

Hairy knuckles? You absolute b!tch schmoll I'll get you for that.

i'm good shellie

*Lets her up*

Sorry...just enjoying my newfound freedom.

*runs off to find some more*

Bite me.

No wait, on second hand don't...I have NO idea where your mouth has been.

'tis ok sweetie....i prefer it over our sparing yesturday

i need an answer mr moose

Yeah I agree.

I'm a lover not a fighter.

I'll be ok Glenn, thanks.

Oh Moosey, you have perfect, first hand knowledge of where my mouth has been naughty george

ooohhh now that sounds hmmm i wonder naughty

Wonder away darling, wonder away winkiss

Indeed. Obviously no where NEAR a toothbrush.

oh my...first page KMC scandals .

I'm hurt. Hurt that you hate me so. I opened my heart and soul to you and you just.....

*melodramatic sigh and clutching of heart*