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The recent events of TH and Syren have lead me to an indepth investigation into the KMC community...and the startling truth is...

TH and Syren are the same person...we know this, BUT...

Raz and Milla are also the same person

Shellie, Baylin, Samurai Guy and Girl and Candy Kisses....the same.

WindDancer is Pamela Anderson

And me...I have approximately 4, 728 socks.

Are you one of them?

*Rips up one of Moose's socks, and gets a chainsaw* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Well actually Moose I'm one of your socks, the real bad smelly one you keep forgetting to wash...

No but where is the proof moose?JM

Here *holds proof* see!

SHE KNOWS TO MUCH, SHE MUST BE DISPOSED OF COMMANDER MOOSE!!!!!!!!

MOOSE:THERE'S NO TIME, WE'RE OUT OF MOOSE MUNCHIES!!!!!!!

ARGH NO!!!!!! *runs at JM with cool whip containers*

You forgot about my other sock.

ROFL

Why is it whenever I make a thread, you tend to go a little crazy?

Why am I talking to myself?

im that left sock nobody can ever find

Don't forget about me being Al Pacino!

Pacino:YOU STUPID COCKAROACH, I'LL MAKE YOU SAY HELLO TO....*runs off screaming*







FU-SION-HA!

BECAUSE I ATE THE MOOSE MUNCHIES, AND YOU AND I ARE ONE IN THE SAME, SO I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR SOCKS, BUT YOU ARE ONE OF MINE, AND WE ARE BOTH SOCKS TO THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!!!

*head explodes*

I was informed by an unknown source, that that guy Kosta is infact...get tghis....are ya ready......her it come now.......hes a monkey! NO SH|T! A REAL MONKEY! I wouldnt trust him......

blowup

Whoa....that is even too deep for me.

God, this is tiring, logging out, logging in, logging out, logging in...

*SLAPS MOOSE WITH AN EMPTY BOX OF MUNCHIES AND DRAGS HIM AWAY*

THERE'S NO TIME, WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

*SETS UP 2 BOXES OF MUNCHIES*

FU-SION-HA!!!!

*RUNS AROUND SCREAMING AS HALF OF A MOOSE MUNCHIES BOX*

I know one!

I am secretly...
Darth Prefect!!!

Ugg!Runs away from charging people and hids under bed."They can't find me here!"LOL!JM

It's true! I've been exposed!

That explains why I can't never keep my hands off my chest!

Does that also explain why you can't stay off your knees?

Me too.

*gropes WD*

*gets all newbie-like*

what's a sock?

Clovie is a sock of mine too...that's why she loves me so much.

You mean falling down?

I dunno, whatever your method is...

purplequeen1 you betcha winkiss

*walks in and sees the chaos...*


ive not had enough coffee to deal with this.....


*dives under the bed next to Jackie* make some room sweetie.....looks like this may take a while

~WD~ Woops...it appears I've fallen down again...*girlish giggle* It seems I'm always going down..*girlish giggle* ~WD~

I'll switch my Raz sock any minute now

I made this forum, so obay me

I CREATED Raz. He's merely an extension of my greatness. His mother and I had a torrid affair many MANY years ago...he says he's 23, but he's really a helluva lot older...

In Fact, I created KMC. Better yet, I invented the internet.
Yes, I am Al Gore.

PWNAGE!!!!1111111

Al Gore?

What are you talikg about?! Clovie is a sock of G.P! She loves you so much, cause you're a sock of yerss!

Mr Zero and Jackie Malfoy are the same person!

But I won't tell you what are my socks

I'm even more lost than before.

Zero and JM...I can see that. *nods*

I'm Canadian Moose

YES! YES! I'm ultra happy now.

I have 38 socks...and Vampy's one of them!

So I'm also Alana!

but it was to be kept as a secret ghost1

I know but... but I HAD TO! cry

Yep!

My socks have holes in.

I'm a sock.
A red one, naturally.
A red symbiotic sock...

yall forgot that i am actually a pony named benjamin shhh...dont tell anyone

I'm Naz

oh ya. i forgot about my sock. gosh hes so annoying.

hey, we're both expert banner designers

thats cause i am you and you are me duhh...

then why do I like KMC blue?

i live on kmc blue...normal style was just easier to play with


actually it was to make it look like we werent the same person

I like the way we think

bwuahahahaha

but of course im the mastermind behind our thinking process

aren't i equally smart?

I'm the little bug in Dave/Naz's system.

stop condridicting me

see... my name's first I'm the superior part

she just has problems. remember she's a "bug"

there's 3 of me?

AND a pony.... making 4

No, since I am the one that controls your mind(s), you will be very stupid tomorrow morning. And lazy. And you will eat a lot of mint chocolate chip ice cream, with socks.

will the pony eat icecream too?

No. Because I am just a "bug", the pony will not be fed. I cannot make a living for the two of you plus a rabid animal.

your not .... going to....feed....benjamin?!?!?!? cry blashphemy!!

ok, im kicking you out of the brain of naz/benjamin/dave. good bye. you are the weakest link.

you lost to a pony

*crawls away*


Seriously, have you always hated me, Naz?
I mean, not hate, but... you know.

no.
you were just mean to benjamin
and benjamin rules all.

'k.

*keeps crawling till I hit lil' B's brain*

Whoa, what's this doin' lying around??

it wasnt in use

0.0 Am I allowed to laugh?

I have a sock. He's inside my sock...inside myself. Who's inside a sock. Who uses socks.

that was a messed up sentence

What, you didn't understand?

...sure i did

*gasp* It's the ninja who destroyed the big bass drum the day before a concert!!!

ninja2

Your investigation is flawed

Nooo! Binky! Hide the drums!


(psst, how is it flawed, Dogbert?)

moose forgot to mention the superior being that is naz/banjamin/dave

And lil' B's brain lying out in the middle of nowhere.

(It's based on facts garnered from threads that are innacurate, rather than personal messages from ANY of those members. And making 4,000 socks needs 6 days of continous creation of E-Mail Addresses and random naming of people. Investigation: flawed)