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The title says it all. If you could choose how you died, how would it be?

fast

peacefully... or saving the world, either will do...

In my sleep.

In the most painfull way ever

Somehow really cool that would freak out loads of people. Like, having my head explode in the middle of Leicester.

Either peacefully, or saving the world and/or someone I loved. I hope I don't get bad luck from posting this.

I would like to die when I am ready to die. Not a minute sooner nor a minute later.

If I had to choose, something really heroic and noble, last defender on the walls as it were, saving the world or something. Failing that I would like to go in a way that would lead to some manner of humorous headline being created.... I don't know, something like "World Famous historian found dead in tumble dryer. Police Baffled"

I'd want to die just after having sex.

Awful question to ask but I would have to say by geting shot.It is fast and you die right away most of the time.Or maybe jumping off the bridge might be better.JM

Why do you people want to try and die painlessly?

So you don't feel pain before you die.My idea of death is to die as painful as possible.What is wrong with that Fearnix?JM

Maybe laying down my life to save the world or the universe

In a long time, suddernly, in battle, with honour.

Sleep's good. Close your eyes and that's that.

hmm... well... I would like to die while sleeping... I don't like pain...
OR by broking my neck while snowboarding at the age of 80

I think I argee with the sleeping part too or saving the world.JM

I wanna get shot by a jealous husband who thinks I'm sleeping with his wife and/or daughter when I'm a hundred and fifty years old. I need at least that much time to get everything done I want to do.

P.S. Richard Bach devised a test to find out if your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

Making a difference!

At the head of a glorious cavalry charge, holding a banner aloft. Hopefully a cavalry charge done for justified religous reasons.

in my sleep, at an old old age

To drown.

I'd like to die with a bullet in my head... really it's quick and painless and kind of cool

Not before or after sex! If I go is gotta be during sex. Preferably with a hot babe like Sunrise Adams.

mee 2 life sucks the hell with it but thats just me dude

Never.

I plan to live forever.

Natruarally, and peacefully...

But then fate has already designed my fate, so that's exactly how I'll die!

(Yes, I believe in fate, oddly enough...)

Browsing these forums?

Surely not, do they cause cancer or something?

By getting really sick

at an old age, after i've lived my life, my kids have grown and had there own.

be careful of what you ask for.

Fast...like a shooting star

I don't really care how will I die, I just know someday I will and maybe I would not be prepare for it

I am going to live forever.

Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

I want to die running so I will merge into the Speed Force

Quickly. Most likely a gun shot to the head.

wow interesting and crazy.......................

I don't

Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

but if I have to...I'd like to go in my sleep

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

that works, too

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?
Yes, and you're leading the way with the best choice so far.

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, and you're leading the way with the best choice so far.

DUUUUUDEEE....the Speedforce

Freak yachting accident.

Eaten alive by squirrels.

Smothered to death by Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Originally posted by botankus
Smothered to death by Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My second choice after Curry!!

When I go, I'd like it to happen in a way that would stop me living...

Originally posted by botankus
Smothered to death by Jennifer Love Hewitt.


You should get an award for that! Yes Hewitt is a yummy dish I would like to dine on and die to lol.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

Power drill to the head.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Power drill to the head.

-AC

Ewww...I think i've seen that movie.....ewwww

I want to go like Ghengis Khan. Choking on a piece of chicken while having sex with several women and drinking beer all at the same time.

Winning a debate with whob on this forum.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Winning a debate with whob on this forum.

Plenty of people have beat him in a debate, he just doesn't realize it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewww...I think i've seen that movie.....ewwww

Haha, it'd be so much less disgusting if it was just "Drill", not "Power drill".

-AC

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Plenty of people have beat him in a debate, he just doesn't realize it.

I know, but I'm talking about winning a debate with him and having him say "ok, you win, I was wrong". Now that will never happen.

Sorry, I should have been more clear about that.

I'll like to die in my sleep, or get shot in the head. Something quick and painless

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

Peacefully, if possible.

I would hate to be on one of those chicken buses in South America that traverse narrow mountain roads and bit it. Picture driving on a road with side of it dropping 100feet down a cliff face. The chicken-bus driver coming up a sharp turn takes it too sharply and whoosh, your on a magical flyhing chicken bus with every one just sitting there thinking for a second, "Ohh. This can't be good." Then about 5 seconds later with chickens flying every which way and bodies all kind of suspended in the air you crash into the forest beneath, where the bus promptly explodes and is engulfed in flames. Yowza.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I'll like to die in my sleep, or get shot in the head. Something quick and painless

okkk

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
I don't

Doing something selfless and heroic, as an act of redemption.

Originally posted by botankus
Smothered to death by Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But if I couldn't have that (and she has yet to respond to my letters regarding that request)...

I would like to die at the moment of my choosing, painlessly and very slowly, so as to experience every single second of the ultimate transition.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Doing something selfless and heroic, as an act of redemption.

Redemption for what? And if it is an act of redemption, then it is by definition not selfless.

Shit. (I dont feel like elaborating)

Originally posted by KharmaDog
then it is by definition not selfless.

true, my bad

Smothered to death by Jennifer Love Hewitt.



Power drill to the head.

-AC



I want to go like Ghengis Khan. Choking on a piece of chicken while having sex with several women and drinking beer all at the same time.



Winning a debate with whob on this forum.




I'll like to die in my sleep, or get shot in the head. Something quick and
painless



Peacefully, if possible.



Doing something selfless and heroic, as an act of redemption.



I don't

I'd like while walking over the street on a normal road like a normal person and then be hit by a car doing 110 kilometers an hour that I didn't see coming (preferably the car should be jumping a bit) of course it will have to be caught on tape... Otherwise it isn't funny.

Be Killed by trying to do justice by my own hands, like : hunting criminals, exploding corrupted big corporations, killing evil world leaders after humiliating them, or killing people that do those hyrid animal-human things, I would make them look like a hybrid after using them for scientific experimentation...

Originally posted by Fishy
I'd like while walking over the street on a normal road like a normal person and then be hit by a car doing 110 kilometers an hour that I didn't see coming (preferably the car should be jumping a bit) of course it will have to be caught on tape... Otherwise it isn't funny.

Would you prefer........

A. To get hit by a low car so it cuts off legs and you go thru the windshield?

or.....

B. To get hit by a big truck so you get squashed?


I'd take B.

I am immortal! I will never die! I will live forever!

--Seriously - If I died in my sleep I would be seriously pissed off for the first 100 million years of my life after death. I would like to know that I am dying, after all it only happens once.

I would like to know that I am dying also as dying in your sleep is unexpected and you have no opportunity to experience death, one of the unknown mysteries to man.

I do not feel scared by death no longer as it came to me one day that I will not feel pain after death. I will either go to the land of heaven, (Or hell where there may be some pain) or just be lifeless. I will feel nothing, remember nothing, there will not be any thought.

So that concludes my brief speech on death. I am not scared of dying but I do need to feel the experience. Some of you may believe I am crazy and that I do not care how I go as long as it isn't in my sleep. Well I obviously won't be enjoying extreme pain if that is what happens. But remember, what happens after death is what is the most important thing.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Would you prefer........

A. To get hit by a low car so it cuts off legs and you go thru the windshield?

or.....

B. To get hit by a big truck so you get squashed?


I'd take B.

B. It would less painful and it would look funnier.

I just know I want to be unconscious when it happens........That's not much to ask for now is it?

I would like my partner and I to die simultaneously in an extraordinary manner, i.e. grandiosely or understatedly, but not ordinarily.

How about quickly and painlessly?

Or, if excrutiating pain is involved, I would wish to have the force of will not to scream.

Getting your head cleaved off by an axe sounds like a cool way to die if you ask me.

I want to die peacefully, and with dignity.

I just want to die a happy and fulfilled man, regardless of the pain that might come with the dying. I want to look the reaper in the eyes and tell him to do his best because that was what I did in my life (and it would be cool if I could plant the last spasm of my foot between death's legs).
All I have to do is make up to the pretensions above and my death will be a blast!

I'll die a happy man when we win the 100 years war...

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

Well since we aren't in the Middle Ages I can't choose dieing heroically LOTR style in the keep of some great castle I'm defending................. I'll go with a peaceful death.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I just want to die a happy and fulfilled man, regardless of the pain that might come with the dying. I want to look the reaper in the eyes and tell him to do his best because that was what I did in my life (and it would be cool if I could plant the last spasm of my foot between death's legs).
All I have to do is make up to the pretensions above and my death will be a blast!

That's a pretty awesome way to think about death. I may have to re-think my former preference.

Another cool one would be strapping a bomb to yourself, and then exploding, killing others in the process.

Originally posted by ChakraStrings
Another cool one would be strapping a bomb to yourself, and then exploding, killing others in the process.
Lol.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

you always crack me up and I'd prefer to pass away in my sleep.

And you can't forget the classics. An anvil appearing out of no where above your head, crushing your skull.

Here's another one:

I would like to get caught in some third world country stealing oil and then be bound by my pinky toes and dangled in the air before being lowered in pot of acid.


Another one:

Stepping on a mine.

Another one:

Eating a iPod

MORE:
Getting beat to death with a plastic shovel, choking on a pool noodle, impaling myself on a picket fence while eating, getting killed by "The Birds", getting eaten by rabid wolves and various gerbils, getting your neck broken by a window (when it closes), getting pens stuck into your esphogus, getting run over by Tiny Tim on a Harley, getting your toes cut off, then your legs, arms, and shoulders, then someone pecks your eyes out, then eats you.

And the worst one of all:
Listening to Glen Miller, while being tied to a chair for TEN HOURS STRAIGHT.

Thats all for now.

Originally posted by ChakraStrings
And the worst one of all:
Listening to Glen Miller, while being tied to a chair for TEN HOURS STRAIGHT.

Glenn Miller is awesome. Maybe not for ten hours straight but still.

Death smiles upon all of us, to be able to smile back at death when it comes is all that matters

Struck by a lightning bolt.

How do you want to die?

Laughing

I would wanna get killed quick and paneless or die normally as in old age

Die during surgery....I'd be unconscious......so I'm still ok with that.

Originally posted by Great Vengeance
How do you want to die?

Laughing

That's the spirit!

I'd ride a nuke down into some country - Strangelove style.

http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/fotogramas/1f09/18.jpg

whilst having sex, a heart attack maybe.

Getting a Cuban Necktie. That'd be pretty cool.

Oh and Glen Miller really is that bad...

Originally posted by willman
whilst having sex, a heart attack maybe.

I'd like that as well. Dying on the end of an orgasm caused by a real hottie while listening to your all time favorite song.
I would laugh my butt off in the line for the gates of heaven (I hope). Like poking the guy in front of you to ask him how he ended up there;
'Ow, industrial accident...'
- 'Hahaha, sucker!'

with my eyes closed

Instead of creating a new thread, let's add a twist:

If you knew you'd feel no pain, how would you CHOOSE to die?

-AC

falling from empire state building's last floor

I think I'd choose to be eaten/attacked by a shark, just to see the ferocity first hand.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I think I'd choose to be eaten/attacked by a shark, just to see the ferocity first hand.

-AC

nice pick too...i would love the sensaction of flying without the anxiety of the pain and the "ploft" coming, but seeing the shark eating you could be nice too, speccially if you're able to say "mothef*cker" and laugh at him.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I think I'd choose to be eaten/attacked by a shark, just to see the ferocity first hand.

-AC

Drowning or freezing to death; it would probably just be like going to sleep.

If It could be done, I would like to be shot into the sun from a cannon, I know its impossible what with speeds and I would probably die before I got there... But I would be such a unique death...

In the vacuum of space to see what it looks like when you explode in a zero pressure environment.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Instead of creating a new thread, let's add a twist:

If you knew you'd feel no pain, how would you CHOOSE to die?

-AC

Getting chased and eaten by a bunch of cannibals with knives/swords

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
In the vacuum of space to see what it looks like when you explode in a zero pressure environment.

sorry to burst ya bubble but you wouldn't explode..

Totally drunk, skydiving out of an F-14 into an active volcano eating a Boston creme doughnut smothered in ketchup and Cheez Whiz at the age of 1337.

crucification!

Or in a fight with Chuck Norris broken down old man!

satisfied.

publicly, hopefully spontaneouse combustion is involved

mmm well i would like to grow old with someone and have kids and also grandchildren. I would like to die surrounded by my love ones.

I want to have Alzheimer's so I won't understand....

I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once, and I don't want to miss it.
-Jim Morrison

Originally posted by Dawson
I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once, and I don't want to miss it.
-Jim Morrison

And Jim got it young sadly He was an Admirals son you know?

eating a turkey sandwich in a 60 room mansion when a short bus crashes through a wall, killing me. Then the driver gets out and realizes they aren't at the special olympics.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I want to have Alzheimer's so I won't understand....

Alzeimers is a terrible disease, and painful.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat

How do you wish to die? in someones vagina of course

how old are you^^^^^?

Originally posted by Makedde
Alzeimers is a terrible disease, and painful. But I won't care or even know I'm dying if I think I'm a plant...

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
how old are you^^^^^?

He's actually 23!

Originally posted by soleran30
crucification!

Or in a fight with Chuck Norris broken down old man!

lmao, Chuck Norris would dropkick you in the face.

---------------------------
anyhow.
I think strapping bombs to yourself and blowing up (like I said before)
or jumping off the top of the statue of liberty!

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
how old are you^^^^^?

oh so youre not a big fan of the ladies i see...thats cool too

There are Many "Death Threads" but none like this one (plus I searched)


What is your most absolute way you want to go out? Your Grandest, death, your death, make it count, With What "bang" to you want to go out with?

Example:

This is how my Most Grand Death would be like:

(Riding An Atomic bomb)

id like to die in my sleep, i want the least amount of pain

http://www.thailandtradenet.com/photos/catalog/bedroom/chinese-bed.jpg

I'd probably want to die from a bullet.






After I charge up and break the shooter's neck.

Originally posted by debbiejo
But I won't care or even know I'm dying if I think I'm a plant...

So many possible funny answers to this post leads me to the belief Bebbie does it on purpose.

I was talking about Alzheimer's............ ..........lol

Originally posted by debbiejo
I was talking about Alzheimer's............ ..........lol

You think you're a plant but then you forget you are? You have to be a plant no one who isn't a bot could come up with your comedy gems bebbie!

And??????? How do you know it's not possible.........

Going the way of a legend like Bon Scott is the only way.

Peacefully, and with dignity.

I want to be shot by a Russian Sniper from a huge distance,during WWIII

I don't want to be alone and I'd rather not be in any pain.

Something that would look humorous on the front page of a newspaper...

"World Famous Psychologist found dead in tumble drier. Police Baffled"

"Mr. X found dead at poultry farm. Police suspect fowl play"

"Such and Such life ends after trying to live forever or die trying"

"Dr. Whoever slain by Neo-Nazi gang During Screening of "The History of Violence" - Subheadline "Witnesses claim he was heard asking "Where's your fuhrer now?"

Or maybe doing something really noble, a glorious death!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

I could settle with that.

Originally posted by Da preacher
I could settle with that. mee 2.

I would like to have a painless outer-body experience, where I never return.

With no regrets.

After saving the world from a giant terrorist controlled meteor heading for America.

I want to freeze to death. Ill be all blue and grey, how lovely!

Actually I heard freezing isn't that bad after you get over the shivers, and after a little burning sensation....you just go to sleep.

I just don't want to drown or burn to death......Nooooo

Get diabetes and overdose on chocolate.