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Just do it. whip

Yes, Master
*puts Gimp suit on*

no

Daring today aren't we dave

same as every other day

i bid on something on eBay in your name...let's hope you win it

You dare defy ME?

Who voted "Ass, Master"?.

NOT me

Canadian Moose. He's the only moose with balls big enough to say that.

Heheheh. Heh. Why put it up there if you didn't want to be called by it? Come on, now, think of it as a compliment!

Thael is an ass.

meh

You look good in that Gimp Suit. naughty

No, master
I have got enough vampires in my country, i can manage u...

Thael is an ass loveing mofo

I voted Ass Master. Please dont smite me.

Like dave

Like your mother.

Am I? I don't walk around on four legs. (Much)

Why not go somewhere and die Mane?

Have a nice day. hi2

I wouldn't trust any cheese Thael gave me. I urge you all to do the same.

But cheese is soooo nice

Why not? cry

that's not cheese...it's yeast

What would your bidding be? Does it involve Chaos, and would you reward me with the brains of my enemy?

Oh my.... yeast....

Not just yeast...but cheesy yeast! *waits for everyone to get a shocked look on their face*

Everything I command would involve, Chaos/Mayhem/Death/Destruction.

Good no kinky stuff. I'm in.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
master
i have lot of problems with the romanian vampires...

Not bad. What's the dental plan like? I've got an ache in all 72 symbiotic fangs- in fact, I may have a cavity in the back right side. Could someone take a look?

Who said I was a vampire? And what do you mean "manage" me? Sounds like fun. confused

Ask dave. He's feeling daring today.

you know they make a cream that will clear that right up

the shocked look or the cheesey yeast?

Oh yeah, I've got all the right healthcare and stuff, its all free for those who "do my bidding".

Those who don't have to pay "the fee".

probably both as one brings on the other

Dave- is he the clever sort? Lots of densely crenulated gray matter? I find that's helpful in cavity evaluation.

Cheesey Yeast is just plain wrong....

Either way you're not getting a good deal.

wronger than cheesy naan bread?

Cheesey bell end
yum

Dave's as smart as they come, and he's a Brit, therefore making him super-intelligent. Like me.

Yeah you are.

Start linin' up the dental hygenists- the young, healthy, juicy ones.
So what's your first bidding?

*not answering*
and thael
u really seem a vampire

You know; I never thought of that..... let me think of something...

Fear> Cheesey helmets are all wrong, maybe you need my healthcare plan? The nurses all have big breasts. droolio

Im one of the scummy Brits depicted in such films as 'Lock Stock' and 'Snatch' and Im super-stupid.

I like big butts

And I cannot lie

What you mean a cockney, I'm a cockney too, we Londoner's aint thick bruv!

Come on, what's the bidding? I'm for action, not talk.

you other brothers cant deny

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

**walks in

I'm sensing something about you...although I could be wrong.

*Jumps on Pretty Cat*

Look, I must go- I'll be back later.
(makes big sad symbiote eyes)
Maybe then someone will be kind enough to check my teeth.

and a big thing in your face

Well, you can't use the Force on a symbiote- that's mixing genres. That's a fantasy no-no.

No no darlin...just something I want to test out on you, but I would need 4 hours, some hot wax and a lot of leather to find out.

You get sprung.

Wanna pull up front cuz you notice
that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

my friends and I like to change the words to the song...

i like big ***** and I can not lie, you other sisters can't deny

__Heheheh- you DON'T have those things at hand? Do you also lack indoor plumbing? Oh, right, you're a Moose.
__I'm a symbiote...
Well, do ONE thing for me...check my teeth? The back right 33rd fang- my sweet tooth- it's aching...

SO, red....loyal disciple....when will you be able to do my bidding?

I voted Ass Master tongue I borrowed Scott's balls

Seriously now, I leave for such a short time.

And if you didn't leave, none of it would happen.

What's the answer?

Stay here the WHOLE time I'm here.

Yes, I will chain myself to the school computer!!

"I shall not, I shall not be moved!" toot

Thanks. cry


Runs away flailing his arms around blubbering like a girl....





























You've been Thael'dban2

*hugs*

You're a muppet.

You really think I'm a muppet?

*hugs back*

I'm totally stoked for mayhem, Thael.
What city shall I devastate in a symbiotic rampage? Which lovely starlets shall I bring to you (may I taste them first? Just a nibble? Ok, one lick?)? Which heroes shall I bring to their knees?!!

Look, you don't come up with something soon, I'm just gonna go back to free-lance.

I need the blood of virgins for a soup, plus I need a few buildings levelled. You know, evil bad guy style.

You can eat all the non-virgins, but the virgins are for me. thumbsup

Excellent...where does one find virgins? Hmmm... *Goes off to think, leveling buildings in the meantime*

Are you selling? fab

what are you gonna do with me?

droolio

De-virginise you.

when?

Only to a select few. *checks his exclusive list* Yep! You're on it!



Thats my job!

fab Sweetie, we can share the great honour of showing Klaudia the ways naughty

really?

Only if you want us to, no pressure

Sounds good too me!

oh really?

Definitely. Why aint you on MSN huh-huh-huh!?

Thael.... do I have your msn babes?

forgot to open it

[email protected].



You do now! thumbsup

As soon as you log-on I'm going to virtu-whip you! whip

okay. now i'm scared

All will be forgiven if my followers would take a few moments to vote for me here.

Your loyalty shall be rewarded! thumbsup

toot

I wasn't going to do this.... but vote for me, isn't it obvious that I have a much bigger ego? I must, if only to accommodate my fabulous self fab

The only advantage you have is more pictures! ranting