hh? & MornGlory's Wedding..blah!!
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MornGlory
What are you going to buy us for our wedding!!
Make it EXPENSIVE and GOOD!
nothing cheap or you will die!
Myth
I'm going to make you some home-made.... poop.
Darth Revan
Hockey gets a new sacrificial altar from me
MornGlory
MYTH??? cry be nicecry
Phoenix Aska
hmmm HH I'll get you an Xbox and a copy of halo 2!
Myth
But... but... but... I'm evil cry
hh?
we are getting married
again?
Darth Revan
that would make a great gift cry
MornGlory
some where along the line we got a divorce so we are getting married again
MYTH!! you can be my afair i have once a month if you dont start behaving... i will force you!
BackFire
You are not getting shit.
hh?
its ok, you're a kick ass Armenian. you dont have to buy us anything
MornGlory
you better buy us something!! no cake or meatballs for you!!
hh?
im going to sleep. too tired
good night everyone
dont cheat on me MornGlory
MornGlory
ok nite nite sleeping
MornGlory
you are going to wait for me? weird
Myth
Wait, did you say, don't behave?
silver_tears
I see how it is hh schmoll
Darth Revan
Since you two inferior mortal bee-hatches need a priest, I guess I'll step in and offer my services. But you should be warned--I'm the son of satan.
Myth
Sweet! So are you evil too?
Clovie
WHF?
MornGlory
Silver Tears?? or whatever your name is --- we can share hh?
I dont mind... but you cant be married to him...
i know this is all gay!
Clovie
who are you talking to?
Clovie
Irene?
but she has someone
MornGlory
ok sorry
I'm lost then... hmmmm i must of misread ....or...oops
Clovie
congrats anywayclap
Phoenix Aska
Can I share you with HH MornGlory?
silver_tears
Oh it was a joke
Im just messing around
Myth
Sorry, I'm the affair.
Clovie
lmao
MornGlory
I think just Myth is my afair ... not sure if anyone else is invited yet ...
MornGlory
yea we dont even have to sneak around...
im so bored
FireTiger
I want to be the maid of honor who gets caught in the janitor's closet with the best man! wait...I mean..*shifty eyes* nothing...
Phoenix Aska
Hahaha
I wonder who the best man is....
FireTiger
*points at Phoenix Aska* you should be him...wait no that might make the wedding awkward if you are sharing the bride with the groom and feeling up the maid of honor before the wedding....
Phoenix Aska
The bride isn't with me...she's with HH and Myth...
So I can be with just you!
FireTiger
Well then the wedding might get interesting, but at least it won't be crazy! heh...alright sounds good, *looks around for the closet*
Phoenix Aska
I can't find a closet
FireTiger
*shrugs* well we could do it while they are saying their vows, just to freak them out...no that would be mean...hmmm
Phoenix Aska
Haha...we could huh?
We could do it uhhhmmm before they walk down the aisle..but I don't know where....
FireTiger
*looks around* maybe by the priest, it might freak them out just a little.
Phoenix Aska
............I think it would scare him!
We should do it!
FireTiger
*laughs evily* could be the most interesting wedding yet!
Phoenix Aska
haha...that would be funny to hear a wedding and the wife and groom saying their vows and then all of a sudden hear mmoans in the background....
FireTiger
lol I think the priest would just tell the perpetraters to be quiet for a few more moments
Phoenix Aska
Heh...oh well...not like he would really do anything....
FireTiger
except curse us to hell....oh no nothing
Phoenix Aska
Ah oh well...it would be really fun!
FireTiger
*nods* oh yes, but we must find mornglory to tell her there might be a delay in the ceremonies
Phoenix Aska
Hmmm...that's strange...she's usually playing the counting game...
Maybe she went to a different site...
we can make it a surprise!
FireTiger
Surprises are fun! Especially when the person you are surprising has no idea what you are plotting
Phoenix Aska
heh...yup yup
Then they get embarassed!
MornGlory
ummmmm!!!!!!
^^I never you 2 could ever be part of my wedding party!
but I suppose you can - but do your "business" before or after the wedding
MornGlory
ANYWAYS!!
BACK TO THE ORIGINAL IDEA
what are you going to get us for a wedding present!!???
Myth
Right right....
are you sure you don't want poop?
Ronny
hows about a ugly fish... i shot it me self
hh?
http://www.pcnet-online.com/items/images/patchblinky.gif
Ronny
it may taste allittle like W gun powda, but im sure its fine *fish wriggles* damn thing wond die *smacks it against a desk* crazy
Ronny
you didnt tell me you were getting married shock
can i be the flower girl
hh?
i didn't know i was gonna get married shock
happened so fast, i think i was drunk
you can be the flower girl.
now i have to find an affair
FireTiger
Aww MornGlory we were just yanking your chain a bit *shifty eyes* Besides, I think I'll get you a blender for all those mixed drinks...or maybe I will just buy you a toaster, or both...
MornGlory
WOW a toaster and a blender??!! ok ...
FireTiger
see that makes up for sneaking off with Phoenix Aska during your reception...
SlipknoT
Can I be the best man? or was my invitation "lost in the mail?"
MornGlory
you can be my affair
FireTiger
How many affairs is that now MornGlory?
SlipknoT
Jumpy (dont tell HH?)
MornGlory
its only 2 -- thats not bad...
hh? can have his own afairs but still married to me
FireTiger
*thinks* 2, yeah taht doesn't sound too bad...so what will you do for your honeymoon?
hh?
i have my own affairs.
but before this wedding continues?
can u cook?
SlipknoT
hey, can I also be the preacher?
FireTiger
I thnk someone else already got that...can I play the organ?
hh?
honeymoon
option 1: trip to the moon.
option 2: hawaii, hours of sex
option 3: i go to alaska and you go to hawaii
option 4: alaska, hours of sex
option 5: 10 minutes after the wedding, hours of sex
option 6: 10 minutes after the wedding, hours of sex, next day divorce
option 7: we both have sex in every country at least once, we would make the world records for having sex at least once in every country
you pick..
or u can make your own option
hh?
priest- son of satan aka Darth Revan
best man- slipknot
FireTiger
can I be maid of honor? or a bridesmaid?
MornGlory
I dont know? I guess maid of honor...
what should the colors be?
Phoenix Aska
HH you forgot about your flower girl Ronny!
hh?
yea ronny is flower girl.
phoneix aska, what r u?
random person that likes watching weddings? or do u have a part that i dont know?
Phoenix Aska
I'm just a random guy that watches weddings...
mmhmm
MornGlory
phoenix wants to have sex before the wedding in front of everyone with Fire Tiger .... weird
hh?
...ok...
if the priest accepts it, then yea sure go ahead.
FireTiger
So in other words, him and I are the entertainment *hums "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast only to realize the hidden sexual content of that song* ahh!
As for colors, I dunno, What do you think MornGlory?
Phoenix Aska
haha
maybe not in front of everyone....
MornGlory
I said you could be Maid of Honor- even though I dont really know you ... never really talked to you before on this forum...
but I will pick out a dress for you to wear and you will LOVE IT!!
SlipknoT
So when is this Jamborie going down
FireTiger
sweet...(was joking about entertainment) I am sure you will have a knack for picking the dress...
Hey I am the best maid of honor then because then when I give my speech it won't be long and overly drawn out, not to mention, I can't give any annoy andtedotes about your past, or cutsey stories about you running around naked with your diaper on your head.
hh?
well, mornglory...pick one of the options for the honeymoon naughty
MornGlory
a place???
hh? is still a virgin? probably?
MornGlory
it's ok if you are... more fun for me I suppose ...
we are going to South Dakota - how fun! jk
MornGlory
Here's the bridesmaid dress- hope you have enough to hold it up
enjoy
http://www.iguanaclothing.com/media/WDR0017sm.jpg
FireTiger
Let's bring back the 80's....now where did I put my leg warmers...?
hh?
ill get my afro, and call me a microphone fiend
FireTiger
Think we can snag the lady that sang rapper's delight in "The Wedding Singer"
hh?
i was thinking of the same thing!
we can also call Public Enemy, for some political hip hop.
MornGlory
Oh yea!! A Wedding Singer... hhhmmmmhttp://image.pathfinder.com/ew/features/980313/soundtracks/img/wedding_singer.jpg
FireTiger
Where's drew barrymore's number? She might want in on this....lol
MornGlory
flavor flav??http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p028/p02824sn84t.jpg
hh?
i was thinking more of Flavor Flav from Public Enemy
http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/issues/101896/display/image05.jpg
FireTiger
That's right, see this will be a star studded wedding!
FireTiger
who's going to be the bartender?
MornGlory
MANE can be the bartender
FireTiger
sweet! *looks to Mane* might want to start early with those drinks, love.
hh?
ok i g2g to sleep
good night
MornGlory
bye hh? LOVER in_love
MornGlory
why are you sorry????
FireTiger
because you seemed sad that he was leaving
MornGlory
nahhh ..
i will survive till the next time
FireTiger
well you have two affairs if you ever get lonely
Fearnix
hey Me too
MornGlory
weeeeeee
no im seriuos... im bored.... i'm getting my hair cut in an hour... that should solve my boredom for about an hour... and then what do I do??
Fearnix
hair hair hair gonna cut your hair
chelsea17
i'll the the one to sit and watch this
Filth
hmmm i think i'll just steal someone elses present and put my name on it
hh?
i never left
Dr. Strangelove
Did I miss the wedding?
hh?
i never gave my $100,000,000 ring to MornGlory...
i guess ill find another wife
Dwarfdude
Oi! hh! You missed your bachelor party!! -Stumbles in with sideways party hat, stubbly, and empty bud bottle- We've been waiting 5 days!!
Dr. Strangelove
That's good as I want to use my Dr. Love abilities with the hot sister of the girl you marry.
Dr. Strangelove
The strippers in the closet are getting hungry and angry. Should I free them since Hoc isn't getting married...
chelsea17
for your affairs?
MornGlory
Dr. Strangelove ... I have no sisters... I have a single brother-- but he loves women! sorry...
ummmm.,... is there any male strippers there in the closet?
hh?
mornglory! this wedding is going pretty good
Dr. Strangelove
No, but we do have Lloyd Banks being tortured right know.
MornGlory
who is Lloyd Banks???
Dr. Strangelove
He's a gay porn star.
hh?
actually he's just a terrible rapper.
Raven Guardia
I will buy you two a toster!!!
nah.....how about a trip to Italy?
MornGlory
no seriously??
gay porn is ok
hh?
i heard italy smells
but i might be wrong
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