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Hell, that sounds like fun! I'd even do it for free!

Let's try something really low: Would you, for a billion pounds, admit that you voted for Geoge Bush?

I wasn't even eligible to vote, but I would pretend I had voted for him for a billion pounds.

OK, for a billion pounds, would you donate one of your gametes (sperm or egg cells) to be made into a child that you knew was going to be tortured and mutilated its entire life?

No.

Would you, for a billion pounds, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a problem?

for a while yes.....
would for a billion pound play with and elephant weener?

Hell, for a billion pounds I'd have my vocal chords removed.

Would you, for a billion pounds, admit that you know all the words to 'Come on Barbie, let's go party' and actually think Aqua was a cool band?

No, but I would sing the jack Off Jill version, Ugly Girl.

Would you, for a billion pounds, fail this test.

i'll fail any test for a billion
would you for a billion walk down each capital city nude?

6/10

only if it was the Dave Foundation

If I had a billion pounds, I'd PAY to walk down each capital city nude. In summer, of course, and with bodyguards, to prevent beautiful women from tearing off all their clothes and ravishing me on the spot.

Would you, for a billion pounds, never have sex again? That includes masturbation.

christ, that would be hard, i don't think I could manage

only if i lost my pride an joy....
would for a billion kill you best friend?

no, cos d have to go to jail, so i wouldn't be able to use it

you know your suppose to ask a question too

i didn't understand this test cry

dont worry clovie i havent even taken a proper look at it and i know i already failed

i couldn't find the button 'aply/check' or anything like that so i read the rules

Nick didn't ask a question so I'm going to revive it

I would NOT kill my best friend for money! However, posing another question;

Would you, for a billion pounds, commit a murder you could get away with - like the murder of a prostitute in Syria? Including knifework?

No, blood makes me gag.

Would you, for a billion pounds, have sex with your best friends girlfriend/boyfriend and then tell him/her that you did it but it meant nothing to you because you are homosexual?

leave out the homosexual bit and hell yes


Would you, for a billion pounds, go skydiving naked?

Yes- though the wind would hurt- I'd be in shock and have to be hospitalized- I'd insist on an ambulance waiting.
__Would you spend ten years as a slave to a stranger about whom you knew nothing? With the understanding that you would not be directly/intentionally injured, but might have to endure harsh conditions-and who knows what else?!

for a billion quid?
sure, id do pretty much anything

would you become a gay porn star for a year?

You mean a lesbian, in my case- Good Lord, yes- with limits on the activities...otherwise, no, if I couldn't chose my own work and co-workers.
__Would you marry the person you hated most- with the stipulation that if you don't "honor and obey," then, you forfeit the money. Naturally, half the money would be theirs, and you couldn't spend any of it on anything without mutual agreement.

no


would you eat your own arm?

No.
What if the honor/obediance were mutual? What if you were both to try to be good to one another...think the money could change you both?

Nah, half the money would be hers, and if you have to mutually agree...

would you cut your own balls off ( for women, the ass) for a billion quid

Ah, for women- wouldn't that be a complete hysterectomy- no, I wouldn't.
Would you want it if all of your money would be taken from you at age 80?

I dont know

Would you four one billion pounds have sex with a 600 fat lady

do you mean a 600 pound fat lady?

yeah i would, but id keep my eyes shut.

I am very confuse!JM

No question, so I'll ask my own.

Would you have a hot monkey love threesome with Michael Moore and Cher?

depends who they are.


would you blow up USA

First I'd move everyone in my family and the rest of NYC and NJ out, and then happily.

Would you break a Jimi Hendrix hand signed guitar?

yes


would you use your arse and a lit match as a jet pack

I could try

Would you have consentual sexual intercourse with your parent of the opposite gender to you?

One,you sin!! Repent!!! REPENT!!!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the question, I couldnt answer that.

Would you Get naked and run through New York City, in mid-winter, while snowing, screaming "Run for your lives, its Dogzilla, and he's found a fire hydrant!!!!"

I guess so

Would you for a billion pounds ride on a horse naked through the middle of the Iraq conflict?

I wouldnt go for a billion pounds - but I would go for a billion bucks!!

well maybe I would go for a billlion pounds because it would be worth more in USA dollars

Would the next person have a full sex change for a billion pounds/dollars?

Yeah, unfortuantely so.

Would you destroy your own private area for a billion pounds?

Ouch, no, would you happily join a cult that doesn't allow you any meat of alcohol for a million pounds?

Definitely, would you strap yourself to the underside of a plane's wing for a really long flight for a billion pounds/dollars?

no;

Well could I get a sex change back to male after?

Would you for a billion pounds send you child to michael jacksons house?

**** yeah

same

Would you four a billion pounds eat raw sewage?

Blow me??

I'd have to see the cash on the table.

Would you let a baby alligator bite your nipples for a billion pounds

No problem, bring it on.

same here.



Your turn

Would you use my s**t for toothpaste?

Yes

Just one time of several times? But yes probally




Would you amputate a limb?

Even after the Friday night curry-night?

now im not sure

yeah - come on, its a billion quid

would you burn 9,999,999 quid for a billion?

would you wax ron (the Hedgehog) jeremy

maybe if I was cold

yes

you should have burn 9,999,999 quid of your own money for a billion

I'd lose a limb, with that cash I could have a robot one grafted on.

Hell I could be like the 6 million doller man! (but obviously more expensive due to inflation since the 70's)

well for a start off, a billion is a million million, so technically you'd only be burning 10 million.

Cut your bellend off

Would you for a billion pounds get struck my lightning?

YEAH always wanted to do that.

Would you for a billion pounds have sex with one of the teletubies?

i would do it for free

Thats disturbing

NO!

To which question?

Yes.

Boosting the thread; would you submit to the rectal fissure treatment by someone with HIV?

No, not a chance, not even for 2 million pounds - coz by the time I'd got the money. I would have probably contracted HIV, it would have digressed into AIDs and I'd probably be dead!


For a million pounds, would you push a whole tube of toothpaste into your rectal passage?

Sure why not its a million pounds (I would do it for a billion too if you insist on it
Would you for a million pounds leave your hjome country and everyone you known there forever, without a chance of ever talking to them again?

Id just spend it befor I turned 80

DUDE!!! SICK!!! Douglas Adams all the way.

walk naked for a month

sure

bang a old wrinkley man/woman?

Id bang an old lady if My eyes were closed and I was thinking about cathern zeta jones.

Remeber the questions. Would you eat a bus for 1billion in your currency?

It would have to be a tiny bus - preferably made of comstibles for that to be possible

Would you burn down all the houses on your street?

i already have
can i have my billion now?

Would you go skinny dipping in a lake of pirahhas for a billion of your nations currency?

would u swear on a family memebers life and then go against it for a million?

I dont no.....



Woluld u pretend to work at a topless bar

Yes Londonboy I would.

Would you rape your mother?

no....





Would u feel up all the womman u see for the next year, including ur sexual harrasment judge

Certainly, what have I got to lose?

Lifting from the previous thread; "Would you marry someone with Downe's Syndrome?"

No

Would you dress as a woman for a year?

i am a woman so sure

would you bang a dog

maybe

Yes.

Would you do military service in wartime?

**** yes whatever, I didn'tr read what you wrote I#d do everything for a billion pounds

Woulsd you sleep with a member of a the same sex (if you are hoomosexual than with the opossite? if you are Bi with a tree ??)

mmm....I am not sure. Not I wouldnt actually. I am a guy and I would usually do anything for a Billion. I would streek anywhere, do a shit in a supermarket or even shove weird shit up my ass....

....but no gay sex for me.

well its practically shoving weird shit up your ass

yeah but i wouldn't like to do it to someone else.

Would you eat a human finger for a billion pounds?

sure
would you

most likely.

yes of course.

Would you kill and eat ten persons of your choice?

yes

would you let 52 men **** you in the ass?

at the same time? no.

would you?

yeah the money is just a bonus

would you sleep with me?

not answering.

oh right, for a billion pounds id sleep with anyone

even Barry?

barrys a hot piece of ass. unless its michael barrymore.

would you stop smoking weed?

NOO NOOOOOOOO!

Thats a bit far, I'd probably give up weed for a fiver

id give up salad dressing

i would give your weed up for a fiver too

*gives a fiver to each*

For how much?

10p

i would give up sex

since i get none any way

i would give you some

Really

hell yeah pimp

Why the hell do you think im about to walk to Lanark?

*Jump's on a coach to korri's house*

we could go together

flirt1 im waiting...

I travel alot so i could really get any where in england in a few day's

i got to the guitar shop thats a three minute walk away, bought strings and came back...

cry oh i get it.

i cant go, i have no idea where the **** it is, otherwise i probably would go

go to barry's

go to korri's droolio

get a flight to glasgow and i will come and scoop you up

you can get a coach

yeah but buses make people sick

Not to me they don't.

but this is a coach

i would but i have no passport...

C O A C H.......COACH

so

No monies either

Coaches are the best

Girls school gym coaches droolio

I'm with you there *high fives*

mwa haha

ohyes