Would you, for a billion pounds... ?
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Dreampanther
Hell, that sounds like fun! I'd even do it for free!
Let's try something really low: Would you, for a billion pounds, admit that you voted for Geoge Bush?
shaber
I wasn't even eligible to vote, but I would pretend I had voted for him for a billion pounds.
OK, for a billion pounds, would you donate one of your gametes (sperm or egg cells) to be made into a child that you knew was going to be tortured and mutilated its entire life?
frodo34x
No.
Would you, for a billion pounds, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaber
Do you have a problem?
BakaXero
for a while yes.....
would for a billion pound play with and elephant weener?
Dreampanther
Hell, for a billion pounds I'd have my vocal chords removed.
Would you, for a billion pounds, admit that you know all the words to 'Come on Barbie, let's go party' and actually think Aqua was a cool band?
frodo34x
No, but I would sing the jack Off Jill version, Ugly Girl.
Would you, for a billion pounds, fail this test.
BakaXero
i'll fail any test for a billion
would you for a billion walk down each capital city nude?
dave123
6/10
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dave123
only if it was the Dave Foundation
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Dreampanther
If I had a billion pounds, I'd PAY to walk down each capital city nude. In summer, of course, and with bodyguards, to prevent beautiful women from tearing off all their clothes and ravishing me on the spot.
Would you, for a billion pounds, never have sex again? That includes masturbation.
nick1811
christ, that would be hard, i don't think I could manage
BakaXero
only if i lost my pride an joy....
would for a billion kill you best friend?
nick1811
no, cos d have to go to jail, so i wouldn't be able to use it
BakaXero
you know your suppose to ask a question too
Clovie
i didn't understand this test cry
BakaXero
dont worry clovie i havent even taken a proper look at it and i know i already failed
Clovie
i couldn't find the button 'aply/check' or anything like that so i read the rules
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shaber
Nick didn't ask a question so I'm going to revive it
I would NOT kill my best friend for money! However, posing another question;
Would you, for a billion pounds, commit a murder you could get away with - like the murder of a prostitute in Syria? Including knifework?
xShecklerx
No, blood makes me gag.
Would you, for a billion pounds, have sex with your best friends girlfriend/boyfriend and then tell him/her that you did it but it meant nothing to you because you are homosexual?
The Ones
leave out the homosexual bit and hell yes
Would you, for a billion pounds, go skydiving naked?
fever red
Yes- though the wind would hurt- I'd be in shock and have to be hospitalized- I'd insist on an ambulance waiting.
__Would you spend ten years as a slave to a stranger about whom you knew nothing? With the understanding that you would not be directly/intentionally injured, but might have to endure harsh conditions-and who knows what else?!
eggmayo
for a billion quid?
sure, id do pretty much anything
would you become a gay porn star for a year?
fever red
You mean a lesbian, in my case- Good Lord, yes- with limits on the activities...otherwise, no, if I couldn't chose my own work and co-workers.
__Would you marry the person you hated most- with the stipulation that if you don't "honor and obey," then, you forfeit the money. Naturally, half the money would be theirs, and you couldn't spend any of it on anything without mutual agreement.
eggmayo
no
would you eat your own arm?
fever red
No.
What if the honor/obediance were mutual? What if you were both to try to be good to one another...think the money could change you both?
eggmayo
Nah, half the money would be hers, and if you have to mutually agree...
The Ones
would you cut your own balls off ( for women, the ass) for a billion quid
fever red
Ah, for women- wouldn't that be a complete hysterectomy- no, I wouldn't.
Would you want it if all of your money would be taken from you at age 80?
Scarpa
Would you four one billion pounds have sex with a 600 fat lady
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eggmayo
do you mean a 600 pound fat lady?
yeah i would, but id keep my eyes shut.
Jackie Malfoy
I am very confuse!JM
Dwarfdude
No question, so I'll ask my own.
Would you have a hot monkey love threesome with Michael Moore and Cher?
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The Ones
depends who they are.
would you blow up USA
Dwarfdude
First I'd move everyone in my family and the rest of NYC and NJ out, and then happily.
Would you break a Jimi Hendrix hand signed guitar?
The Ones
yes
would you use your arse and a lit match as a jet pack
shaber
I could try
Would you have consentual sexual intercourse with your parent of the opposite gender to you?
Dwarfdude
One,you sin!! Repent!!! REPENT!!!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the question, I couldnt answer that.
Would you Get naked and run through New York City, in mid-winter, while snowing, screaming "Run for your lives, its Dogzilla, and he's found a fire hydrant!!!!"
Filth
I guess so
Would you for a billion pounds ride on a horse naked through the middle of the Iraq conflict?
MornGlory
I wouldnt go for a billion pounds - but I would go for a billion bucks!!
well maybe I would go for a billlion pounds because it would be worth more in USA dollars
Lord Shadow Z
Would the next person have a full sex change for a billion pounds/dollars?
eggmayo
Yeah, unfortuantely so.
Would you destroy your own private area for a billion pounds?
Imperial_Samura
Ouch, no, would you happily join a cult that doesn't allow you any meat of alcohol for a million pounds?
Lord Shadow Z
Definitely, would you strap yourself to the underside of a plane's wing for a really long flight for a billion pounds/dollars?
Scarpa
Well could I get a sex change back to male after?
Scarpa
Would you for a billion pounds send you child to michael jacksons house?
Scarpa
Would you four a billion pounds eat raw sewage?
mechmoggy
I'd have to see the cash on the table.
Scarpa
Would you let a baby alligator bite your nipples for a billion pounds
mechmoggy
No problem, bring it on.
Scarpa
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same here.
Your turn
mechmoggy
Would you use my s**t for toothpaste?
Scarpa
Just one time of several times? But yes probally
Would you amputate a limb?
mechmoggy
Even after the Friday night curry-night?
eggmayo
yeah - come on, its a billion quid
would you burn 9,999,999 quid for a billion?
Fearnix
would you wax ron (the Hedgehog) jeremy
Scarpa
maybe if I was cold
Fearnix
yes
you should have burn 9,999,999 quid of your own money for a billion
mechmoggy
I'd lose a limb, with that cash I could have a robot one grafted on.
Hell I could be like the 6 million doller man! (but obviously more expensive due to inflation since the 70's)
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eggmayo
well for a start off, a billion is a million million, so technically you'd only be burning 10 million.
Fearnix
Cut your bellend off
Scarpa
Would you for a billion pounds get struck my lightning?
eggmayo
YEAH always wanted to do that.
Scarpa
Would you for a billion pounds have sex with one of the teletubies?
Fearnix
i would do it for free
Scarpa
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Thats disturbing
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shaber
To which question?
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shaber
Yes.
Boosting the thread; would you submit to the rectal fissure treatment by someone with HIV?
Devalion
No, not a chance, not even for 2 million pounds - coz by the time I'd got the money. I would have probably contracted HIV, it would have digressed into AIDs and I'd probably be dead!
For a million pounds, would you push a whole tube of toothpaste into your rectal passage?
Bardock42
Sure why not its a million pounds (I would do it for a billion too if you insist on it
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Would you for a million pounds leave your hjome country and everyone you known there forever, without a chance of ever talking to them again?
Londonboy7
Id just spend it befor I turned 80
Bardock42
DUDE!!! SICK!!! Douglas Adams all the way.
Londonboy7
walk naked for a month
Raven Guardia
bang a old wrinkley man/woman?
Scarpa
Id bang an old lady if My eyes were closed and I was thinking about cathern zeta jones.
DarkAge
Remeber the questions. Would you eat a bus for 1billion in your currency?
shaber
It would have to be a tiny bus - preferably made of comstibles for that to be possible
Would you burn down all the houses on your street?
Fearnix
i already have
can i have my billion now?
Scarpa
Would you go skinny dipping in a lake of pirahhas for a billion of your nations currency?
liltiggasmootay
would u swear on a family memebers life and then go against it for a million?
Londonboy7
I dont no.....
Woluld u pretend to work at a topless bar
shaber
Yes Londonboy I would.
Would you rape your mother?
Londonboy7
no....
Would u feel up all the womman u see for the next year, including ur sexual harrasment judge
shaber
Certainly, what have I got to lose?
Lifting from the previous thread; "Would you marry someone with Downe's Syndrome?"
Napalm
No
Would you dress as a woman for a year?
Ronny
i am a woman so sure
would you bang a dog
shaber
Yes.
Would you do military service in wartime?
Bardock42
**** yes whatever, I didn'tr read what you wrote I#d do everything for a billion pounds
Woulsd you sleep with a member of a the same sex (if you are hoomosexual than with the opossite? if you are Bi with a tree ??)
Discos
mmm....I am not sure. Not I wouldnt actually. I am a guy and I would usually do anything for a Billion. I would streek anywhere, do a shit in a supermarket or even shove weird shit up my ass....
....but no gay sex for me.
Bardock42
well its practically shoving weird shit up your ass
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Discos
yeah but i wouldn't like to do it to someone else.
Would you eat a human finger for a billion pounds?
shaber
yes of course.
Would you kill and eat ten persons of your choice?
Fearnix
yes
would you let 52 men **** you in the ass?
eggmayo
at the same time? no.
would you?
Fearnix
yeah the money is just a bonus
would you sleep with me?
eggmayo
oh right, for a billion pounds id sleep with anyone
eggmayo
barrys a hot piece of ass. unless its michael barrymore.
Fearnix
would you stop smoking weed?
eggmayo
Thats a bit far, I'd probably give up weed for a fiver
Korri
id give up salad dressing
Fearnix
i would give your weed up for a fiver too
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Korri
*gives a fiver to each*
Fearnix
i would give up sex
since i get none any way
Korri
i would give you some
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Fearnix
Really
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eggmayo
Why the hell do you think im about to walk to Lanark?
Fearnix
*Jump's on a coach to korri's house*
Fearnix
we could go together
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Korri
flirt1 im waiting...
Fearnix
I travel alot so i could really get any where in england in a few day's
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eggmayo
i got to the guitar shop thats a three minute walk away, bought strings and came back...
eggmayo
i cant go, i have no idea where the **** it is, otherwise i probably would go
Korri
go to korri's droolio
get a flight to glasgow and i will come and scoop you up
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Fearnix
you can get a coach
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Korri
yeah but buses make people sick
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dark1365
Not to me they don't.
Fearnix
but this is a coach
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eggmayo
i would but i have no passport...
Fearnix
C O A C H.......COACH
Korri
so
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eggmayo
No monies either
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Fearnix
Coaches are the best
eggmayo
Girls school gym coaches droolio
Fearnix
I'm with you there *high fives*
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