"It goes all the way up to the Pentagon!"

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yerssot
(guess that Bondmoviewink)

Anyway, interesting news I read on a bond-website. Namely that the Pentagon has been altering movie scripts for decades...

In the original script for the James Bond film "Die Another Day," a sarcastic comment about the Vietnam War was purged at the Army's insistence.

An earlier Bond movie, "GoldenEye," initially depicted an American admiral being seduced by a sexy Russian spy, who grabs his ID badge. The U.S. Navy objected, so the admiral became French in the next draft. When the French Navy objected, the writers came up with the final onscreen version: The duped admiral is Canadian.


(You can actually consult these things which are archived at Georgetown University's special collections department)

This is just hilarious imo... the army still wants to control it all.

Clovie
they want to controll everything eek!

they are also not letting them use soem ideas for a weapons, coz no one knows it exists for real eek!

yerssot
like the stealth boat in TND? they got away with that

Clovie
one good thing wink

yerssot
and got critic from the army I thought

Clovie
army should mind their own buisness

yerssot
of course... what is wrong with a comment of the Vietnam War? it's in the past, get over it, it happened

or even worse: the american getting seduced by Xenia... that was actually funny! the cold war ended, no more war between the two and she seduces an american

Clovie
they just don't have more important problems than that aparently messed

that WAS funny dev i actually liked her character in some way..

yerssot
they got a war going on all the time and find it more important to pick on that messed

Xenia? me too... straight up with a twist wink

Clovie
exactly. they're just trying to keep ppl attention away from present situation sad


but she was a bit too agresive imo embarrasment

yerssot
and go harrass some movies for that roll eyes (sarcastic)

that's what was possitive big grin

Clovie
on the other hand tis a brilliant idea blink

but she was biting ppl messed

yerssot
they got to you too?

that's the fun part big grin

Clovie
got to me what?

for whom? stick out tongue

yerssot
the army sad

the guy

Clovie
oh.. no... no army anywhere nearby big grin

really? blink i would never guess

yerssot
then you should make movies without them intervening big grin

really? why not blink

Clovie
but i can't make movies sad

blink i thought it would hurt him.

yerssot
you should start it then ... how's "My name is Bond... James Bond" in polish? eek!

that's the idea

Clovie
okay.... big grin hm... "Nazywam się Bond.. James Bond" eek!

it is good when it hurts? huh

yerssot
that looks great for marketing already eek!

most of the time eek!

Clovie
they're using it for marketing already blink

you must be kidding blink

yerssot
see, I should get a job in marketing happy

I'm as serious as ever no expression

Clovie
you'd sell everything big grin

and you do really find pain hot? blink

yerssot
even myself eek!

not pain as in torture blink

Clovie
how much? naughty


as what xenia was doing messed

yerssot
I'm priceless wink

it's to die for wink

Clovie
truth love

actually dying is what you can be sure about. stick out tongue

Evy_O
hmm, I see I haven't posted here, surprise surprise big grin but I'm too bored to read first post, what does it say eek!

(have to agree with yerss about onnatop ninja )

The Redeemer
Not as far as The Americans are concerned! wink

yerssot
they were always wusses stick out tongue

that the pentagon changed some parts in bond cause they didn't like it stick out tongue

Reborn Again
Reality check: They do!

Clovie
about army's influences erm


what' onnatop? huh


here no one controls anything stick out tongue

yerssot
Onatopp is the russian girl from Goldeneye, played by Famke Janssen

Clovie
xenia? i never knew her last name erm

yerssot
it's her

Clovie
good to know

yerssot
now it is ... I think

Clovie
what is? huh

yerssot
cause now you know her name

Clovie
truth big grin

yerssot
and can write it in the alphabet game eek!

Clovie
it is at "O" now? huh

yerssot
when it's at X stick out tongue

Clovie
and can't be with o? embarrasment

yerssot
sure it can

Clovie
good smart
but i don't anything with r sad

yerssot
R - Revenge, as in SPECTRE

Clovie
*goes to use* wink

yerssot
like the army uses the movies thumb up

Clovie
exactly ninja

yerssot
and now this sunday when they show goldeneye I'll get remembered of it eek!

Clovie
which sunday? tomorrow? eek!

yerssot
ah yes; we're saturday today blink

Clovie
we too. but i wasn't sure confused *feels stupid*

yerssot
no, I'm not good at days these days

Clovie
when are your holidays starting?

yerssot
they don't, I have to study messed

Clovie
blink and you have classes all the time?

yerssot
no, just more time to study

Clovie
it is what i call holidays.
it's that time when you're not going to the uni confused

yerssot
holidays are for me a time where you don't go to school/whatever and don't have to spend your days studying wink

Like the Pentagon not budding into movies wink

Clovie
that too, but since that kind of holidays is only in summer, xmas brake can work as it for me wink

impossible stick out tongue

yerssot
but you still study sad

I know; it's terrible! I wanted that comment sad

Clovie
but you don't have to wake up 6:30 am stick out tongue

maybe they'll change mind erm

yerssot
I do blink

perhaps at the 25th anniversary of the movie?

Clovie
blink what for? you don't have to go anywhere confused

good idea, it is alot time till then.. confused

yerssot
I like to bully myself no expression

and hopefuly the army won't butt in anymore

Clovie
as you wish stick out tongue

*waits*

yerssot
I don't sad

don't hold your breath

Clovie
so do as me and sleep till 12 big grin

*starts back breathing*

yerssot
I can't, gotta revise messed

they're still butting in

Clovie
how many exams do you have? confused

stupid gov sad

yerssot
4; but it's still hard to learn stick out tongue

nuke them

Clovie
i have only two.. erm

don't have right weapon

yerssot
then you can pass it big grin

with a knife then?

Clovie
i hope so, and so can you big grin

too bloody stick out tongue

yerssot
you will and I want big grin

them intruding movies is that already messed

Clovie
you will for sure. and i hope. big grin

truth

yerssot
I won't and hope is good big grin

I wonder what that sarcastic line was

Clovie
you WILL. why good? it's just hope erm


what sarcastic line? confused

yerssot
I can take a bet on that stick out tongue hope brings live

about the war in vietnam

Clovie
sure, i need money stick out tongue nice.. you've though it up by yourself?

but it was before i was born huh

yerssot
I'll win though big grin no, it's from LOTR I think messed

then you're young eek!

Clovie
i would prefer you to loose this one erm and how do you know it? blink


no, i'm 86 lady

yerssot
nah, I'll fail and go into the army to destroy the pentagon happy cause I saw the movie blink

*feels dirty and used*

Clovie
ok, but don't use plane to that erm i thought you didn't like it erm

and if i were 10?

yerssot
but we gotta stop the pentagon! eek! I like it, just that it's so long and dull at many moments messed

still dirty messed

Clovie
uh huh we need a plan! eek! i felt asleep during it erm

so how old i should be? shifty

yerssot
set up a website "save the movies"? eek! me too, a few times messed

a girls age is best between 16 and 21 wink

Clovie
i can't do that sad i hate those kind of movies sad

i fit! eek!

yerssot
then we're doomed sad LOTR you mean?

the shoe? eek!

Clovie
*is doomed* cry i meant movies during whatching these i fall asleep. erm

what shoe? huh

yerssot
you're going to hell like the pentagon? eek! which is most of the time LOTR wink

to fit it

Clovie
i don't want to cry and star wars erm

high heel?

yerssot
the pentagon will wink BLASPHEMY! mad

please big grin

Clovie
hm..how to stop thet.... What the f**k? i'll watch it..someday..maybe.. crybag


and it has to be more than 7 cm? stick out tongue

yerssot
one thing would be to not show the movies to the pentagon messed that's better! big grin

very much

Clovie
so don't erm but i think i'llfall asleep anyway confused

how much is very? shifty

yerssot
but they got in in DaD for some reason messed drink coffeestick out tongue

a lot wink

Clovie
stupid army sad i don't drink coffee confused


no good sad

yerssot
indeed, can't this be against the free speech or something? messed good moment to start it now wink

why not sad

Clovie
it is against free speech erm why? stick out tongue

coz i'm looking bad in those sad

yerssot
then how come no one sues them or something messed cause they are good movies stick out tongue

you can't eek!

Clovie
coz everyone is scared of them cry but everytimes i've tried to watch them same thing happened sad

i can't? blink

yerssot
more the time to sue them then messed like what? blink

of course not eek!

Clovie
but they have too muchg power fear me sleeping bag

how do you know? blink

yerssot
fight the power, sue them! big grin stay awake then stick out tongue

what I said

Clovie
i'm scared of them cry too difficult for me sad

when? huh

yerssot
let your lawyer fight them big grin drink coffee stick out tongue

a bit ago

Clovie
i don't have one cry *points the top of the page* erm

could you repeat? confused

yerssot
you can get one of course big grin that it goes all the way up to the pentagon? eek!

nostick out tongue

Clovie
i don't have money sad yeash, and they are not letting me see it stick out tongue

why not? stick out tongue

yerssot
pro deo of curse big grin make it in secret then big grin

cause the pentagon knows of it eek!

Clovie
it would take ages then erm and fall asleep? ninja

they know too much cry

yerssot
why that? he would defend you big grin no, of course not! sad

that's why they should stop butting into movies

Clovie
here courts are working very slow sad and how will i menage?

uh huh cry

yerssot
then sue them in america, there they go too fast wink COFFEE stick out tongue

especially in our beloved Bond movies

Clovie
i now gonna go there schmoll i don't drink it erm

uhhuh cry

yerssot
why not? blink good reason to start it now wink

sue the pentagon!

Clovie
coz i'm scared cry it's not on tv now erm

noooooooooo cry

yerssot
why that? blink get it on video wink

yes!

Clovie
there was one thing i wanted to see in states cry too lazy to that bag

no nahuh

yerssot
which is? messed ask people to get it?

yes

Clovie
wtc :confsued: no1's available erm

you do it

yerssot
well, you're a tad too late for that blink phone around?

say my opinion? yes big grin

Clovie
i know. that's why im scared of going there. confused good idea...

so do it big grin

yerssot
it won't go down again y'know messed you'll do it? happy

what?

Clovie
i know.. but.. i'm still scared.. sad maybe... stick out tongue

sue them

yerssot
how do you mean? messed that's a yes happy

again?

Clovie
i don't know. i don't wanna go there. erm you may guess so wink

and did once already? huh

yerssot
then you'll never see stuff there messed of course happy

you should sue them!

Clovie
what's fun to see? huh in summer erm

why me? cry

yerssot
dunno, it's just nice to go out on holiday big grin now? happy

cause they like you more

Clovie
but there? confused later? bag

i wouldn't agree erm

yerssot
sure why not, a country like any of them big grin now big grin

says who?

Clovie
but i'm scared of it cry later big grin

says me

yerssot
of WHAT? messed now big grin

so more time to stop the pentagon!

Clovie
of states cry later, i even know where to get it from big grin

bond should take care of it stick out tongue

yerssot
why? messed where are they? eek!

but he gets silenced by the pentagon, that's the topic!

Clovie
i don't know confused my best friends has it on tape bag

he should try better nono

yerssot
then go there and have fun big grin have you gone to your best friends now eek!

but perhaps the pentagon sees every movie in hollywood? messed

Clovie
nooooooo cry nope, i asked her if she could lend/borrow it to me in summer stick out tongue

i don't know erm

yerssot
why not now blink why that far away? messed

must be, how else can they know this?

Clovie
same reason as earlier erm coz i'll have time for that then erm

i don't know. maybe they are reading someone's mind erm

yerssot
it holds no ground stick out tongue but you could make time now big grin

they can do that?

Clovie
i don't care. for me it's enough no expression i couldn't erm

they can do anything evil, that too

yerssot
ok blink you could big grin

but mindreading?

Clovie
tx for understanding stick out tongue don't think so erm

they have all that stuff they stole form aliens fear

yerssot
so you believe in Area 51? so why won't they have something against making movies about that?

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