A Christmas Story
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Pretty Cat
New game about Christmas...let's write a story...
I will start, you continue...
Freddie Fracken woke up with the horrible realization
that he was trapped in a terrible story written by
a talentless hack writer who was riding on a train
next to a stupid little puppy named Spot. Meanwhile,
a giant flying brain was...
T.M
flying away into the sunset happy ever after
the end
Jackie Malfoy
But it was not the end.Suddenly some dogs came up a nd started to atteck the brains and they had to fight the dogs before the dogs hate them.
and then the little boy who was looking for the brain apeared and said to them"
Pretty Cat
no, time to see what the future holds my child...
Londonboy7
in 6 chrismases u will become one with the...
Pretty Cat
the great pumpkin santa, he dresses in orange and has a beard made of moss...
Londonboy7
Thant was 5 christamses ago the next one in 7 days
Pretty Cat
7 days of shining season, filled with parsnips and locks
SlipknoT
Little Johny started growing pubes on his elbows, and his....
Londonboy7
a tubesock came down from the sky to him and said to merge with the pumkin santa u must kill RAZ LORD OF all that is KMC. He said no
Pretty Cat
nose, but only when he ate cheetos
SlipknoT
while licking hot nickles
Londonboy7
so then He said
SlipknoT
I looooove cat shit.........
Pretty Cat
even mine? you tease...
SlipknoT
Why yes, yours tastes like egg nog.....
Pretty Cat
of course it does
Londonboy7
so RAZ killed him cause he felt like it
SlipknoT
Plus he was drunk..
Londonboy7
So his son PMed Raz
Londonboy7
yes cause raz is all that is
SlipknoT
...so bill groped his sheep
Londonboy7
bills dead his don grouped his sheep
SlipknoT
...poop just fell out of my mouth
Londonboy7
so raz killed u
Pretty Cat
hey London...a little obsessed with Raz?
Londonboy7
Wow this is so off topic
Drifter101
then raz woke up and found the world was under attack by ghost pirates
Londonboy7
so he used his speshel powers and turend into GOUST BUSTERS
SlipknoT
Then Raz ate a twinkie
Drifter101
but little did he know that a evil robot seed was in the twinkie and in hell belly lied the spawn of a evil robot race ready to kill us all and it was set to hatch at any moment
Drifter101
then a giant robot hand came from his stomach and now..........
Drifter101
strange how stories of christmas end up w/ the moderator being decapitated by a robot in his stomach
Londonboy7
so then santa came
SlipknoT
and raped rudolph
Londonboy7
and they had a baby
Raspberry Puke
and sexually molested a velvet clown's dragon scorched penis
Londonboy7
and Christmas was saved
SlipknoT
But something was still bothering Johnny
Jackie Malfoy
Or was it?Snow came just then and the little boy now wiht the brain in his head looked outside."Now Santa will never come"He hates yellow snow!
It was indeed snowing yellow snow through the little boy did not know why or want to know why!lolJM
Londonboy7
so hes like I MUST BE SANTA AND HE JUMPED OFF A BUILDING OF T
Jackie Malfoy
The house and broke his leg.It hurt like hell.But no one heard him yell for help.His brain came out just then and said to him "I will get help"And off the brain went t o get help for the little boy.
Just then santa came and said
Londonboy7
HOHOHO U can kiss ur Life good bye, (He had been drining to much) and pulled out an ozie
SlipknoT
, Johnny decided from that day on, to never do acid on Christmas eve, but something wasnt right/..........
Londonboy7
for... Santa was in bed next to hime wareing noting but a fr=emale condome
SlipknoT
but then a peice of un cooked steak fell in his anus
Londonboy7
it was odd espeshelly cause their was a live addence infrount of him
SlipknoT
cheering for mud wrestling
Londonboy7
and he had c cup boobs and no dick
SlipknoT
where the hell are we going with this
Londonboy7
I dont know I thought u had a plan
SlipknoT
hmm, then Vanilla Ice came by....
Londonboy7
and then they mud whresuled naked
SlipknoT
Vanilla Ice ended up wnning
Londonboy7
he lay in his ne girl body and started felling himself up
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