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New game about Christmas...let's write a story...

I will start, you continue...

Freddie Fracken woke up with the horrible realization
that he was trapped in a terrible story written by
a talentless hack writer who was riding on a train
next to a stupid little puppy named Spot. Meanwhile,
a giant flying brain was...

flying away into the sunset happy ever after

the end

But it was not the end.Suddenly some dogs came up a nd started to atteck the brains and they had to fight the dogs before the dogs hate them.
and then the little boy who was looking for the brain apeared and said to them"

the end?

no, time to see what the future holds my child...

in 6 chrismases u will become one with the...

the great pumpkin santa, he dresses in orange and has a beard made of moss...

Thant was 5 christamses ago the next one in 7 days

7 days of shining season, filled with parsnips and locks

Little Johny started growing pubes on his elbows, and his....

a tubesock came down from the sky to him and said to merge with the pumkin santa u must kill RAZ LORD OF all that is KMC. He said no

nose, but only when he ate cheetos

while licking hot nickles

so then He said

I looooove cat shit.........

even mine? you tease...

Why yes, yours tastes like egg nog.....

of course it does

so RAZ killed him cause he felt like it

Plus he was drunk..

So his son PMed Raz

is that legal?

yes cause raz is all that is

...so bill groped his sheep

bills dead his don grouped his sheep

...poop just fell out of my mouth

so raz killed u

hey London...a little obsessed with Raz?

Wow this is so off topic

raz?

Brounie Points

then raz woke up and found the world was under attack by ghost pirates

so he used his speshel powers and turend into GOUST BUSTERS

Then Raz ate a twinkie

but little did he know that a evil robot seed was in the twinkie and in hell belly lied the spawn of a evil robot race ready to kill us all and it was set to hatch at any moment

so he was

then a giant robot hand came from his stomach and now..........

HE DIED

or did he.....

strange how stories of christmas end up w/ the moderator being decapitated by a robot in his stomach

so then santa came

and raped rudolph

and they had a baby

and sexually molested a velvet clown's dragon scorched penis

and Christmas was saved

But something was still bothering Johnny

Or was it?Snow came just then and the little boy now wiht the brain in his head looked outside."Now Santa will never come"He hates yellow snow!
It was indeed snowing yellow snow through the little boy did not know why or want to know why!lolJM

so hes like I MUST BE SANTA AND HE JUMPED OFF A BUILDING OF T

The house and broke his leg.It hurt like hell.But no one heard him yell for help.His brain came out just then and said to him "I will get help"And off the brain went t o get help for the little boy.
Just then santa came and said

HOHOHO U can kiss ur Life good bye, (He had been drining to much) and pulled out an ozie

, Johnny decided from that day on, to never do acid on Christmas eve, but something wasnt right/..........

for... Santa was in bed next to hime wareing noting but a fr=emale condome

but then a peice of un cooked steak fell in his anus

it was odd espeshelly cause their was a live addence infrount of him

cheering for mud wrestling

and he had c cup boobs and no dick

where the hell are we going with this

I dont know I thought u had a plan

hmm, then Vanilla Ice came by....

and then they mud whresuled naked

Vanilla Ice ended up wnning

he lay in his ne girl body and started felling himself up