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I projectile vomitted out of my nose! It was AWESOME! I've been getting ill a lot due to my kidney disease treatment and I often feel like I have to puke when I eat. This has been happening for over a month but I never actually puked from it until Saturday. It was the last day at college before heading home for the break so my friends and I went to a Chinese restaraunt. I was eating pork fried rice when I had the feeling. I could tell it wasn't going away like usual so I asked the waiter where the bathroom was. As he was guiding me, he said "Its right down that hall, on your left." That very moment my cheecks completely filled with chunks and I was still in the dining area. I covered my mouth and started running. The feeling of chunks in my mouth made me have to puke again and my mouth was already full. Since I tried my hardest to hold it in my mouth until reaching the bathroom, it blew out of my nostrils. It reflected off my hand which was over my mouth and right under my nose and sprayed out about 5 feet in multiple directions (fluids with rice and noodle-like pork came out). A couple minutes later, when I was done puking the rest in the bathroom sink, I was putting my puke covered coat in my drunk when I sniffed a bit. I felt some of the stuff that was still in my nasal cavity go down and I did a gagging cough in the parking lot which sent a tiny bit of food flying about 15 feet. What a day. 
as long as ur happy Im ok with it