Y'arrr!
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pirate
Avas, me matey! Talk like a pirate in this thread!
Canadian Moose
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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pirate
16 Men on a dead mans stomach... or... no, wait... what is that?
ITS DOESNT MATTER, I AM A PIRATE! Y'ARRR!
Clovie
there isn't a thread like that already?
shellie
Y'ARRR
yes clovie...there is but what the hell
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Not in the Off-Topic.
Kosta
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! YAR! I SAY!.....yar!......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
*takes off peg leg and starts beating pet parrot with it*
YAR! Polly! How many a times hst i told yeh to keep yer feathery arse outs of me rum bottle! Yeh good far nuttin, scrungy ole scally wag! YAAAAAAAAR!
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Aye.
Me pirate is a scally-wag, too. The plank with him!
Kosta
yarr! feed his arse to the sharks! They be needing a meal about this noon! YARRRRRRRRRR*cough, choke* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I must reallly stop smoking me tobacco!
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Aye,
...wheres me hat? Whats a pirate if he aint got a hat?
Kosta
A hatless pirate? Bollocs I tell thee! Yarr! Get this man his hat! Lest I cut off your legs! YAAAAAR!
R0B
Shiver me timbers
Nazgulinthedark
im the pirate captian! arrrr pirate2
shangheid
Ay Capin Permission to come abored!!
Smallville
Y'arr. This thread be a good one, says I.
Smallville
Oiy!
Lets find some treasure
Bloigen
YAARRR!
I be hearing the treasure is out at skull island, matey.
Smallville
But that be the grounds of Spike... the most feared creature in all the ocean. Be the resting grounds of many of fine vessels, and good men as well.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Smallville
But that be the grounds of Spike... the most feared creature in all the ocean. Be the resting grounds of many of fine vessels, and good men as well.
AARRRR!!
Let us commence the act of sex.
Smallville
Aye...
Another comment like that and you'll find yourself at the bottom of Davey Jones locker
Bloigen
ARRR!
I be talking to me parrot.
Smallville
Shiver me timbers
Bloigen
*shivers yer timbers*
ARRR! The ship be moving.
Smallville
How be that possible
Bloigen
ARRR!
The handbrake be still on.
Smallville
And the anchor be lowered, also.
T'is a terrible thing. I feel the cold wind of death
Smallville
Be a foul mist rolling in around us.
On alert, men. These be the condemned waters that took Capt. McFadden and his group of miscreants.
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