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so he no longer rocks.

Kosta... you are awesome, huge! flex

I love Kosta, probably too much...more than any hetero male should.

haha...welcome to the non-rockers sweetie

Sucks, doesnt it

you still rocks

Awww you guys! I love you guys! *emotional moment* *wipes aay a tear* I...Just....*voice quivvers* You guys rock my sox!

Now you dont rock...

YOU RULE! Welcome to the ruling class.

Scott!! I mean Nicci/Scott, I totally deleted you from my Buddy List because you changed your name. I thought you were some dumb shit like LTA who chose a stupid name nono Don't trick me like that, you bad boy.

*pinches your ass* whoops! did I just do that? Nuttin ssus man, nuttin sus!

I sent Preston a PM just to make sure he knew. Well, now you know. No harm, no foul.

You SHO did mister man! *double reverse twist snap*

*sits in his "ruling class recliner ans drinks only the finest brandy out of a crystal glass with his name embroided on it* wow, this is quite nice

One last perk... *hands kosta his embroidered smoking jacket and corn cob pipe*

Now, you rule.

i never had brandy in a crystal glass with my name on it



i did however have whip-cream(sp?) in a can and chocolate syrup

SMOOOOOOOTH! *Twist snap, double perruette, backflip, roll sideways and fall to the floor* *makes a whiplash sound*

*stares in awe*
That was.....amazing!

Why thank you! I was practicing over the weekend!

Kosta's great

jawdrop

droolio



There are no words.

I can tell.

Girlfriend you got skeels! Some madass, nasty skeels! I bow to your awesomeness!

I wish I could dance...

Hey, check this!

*does the hokey pokey*

Oh this is almost too sweet!

Moose - Masters do not bow before their student ma'man! I should be the one bowing. *bows* *back locks up* Oh crap.

Scott - OOH! That one is NICE! *joins in*

Stardust - Thank you M'dear. May I compliment you on your own amazingness and coolness and over all AWESOMENESS!

Shellie - YOU NEVER GOT BRANDY? Why the insobordenence 9sp)! I shall contact head office immediately! What is your desire?

You didn't mention me schmoll But I forgive you as you sent me a PM

Its what its all about.

I'm the 100 kilo 6'3 version of Burishnicov (sp) I can outdance.....a robot....thgat was specifically designe....to dance.....um.... YEAH!

Ooooh I was mentioned Why think you Mr. Kosta

you seem to have good taste...you choose

Aww, Kosta...I loves ya so, I won't even take advantage of your back locking up while you're in a bent position...I'll let Moose do that!

Oh but I did! You get a whole seprate post becaue youre amizing you

Stardust - You welcome hon! "Mr Kosta" I quite like that,

Shelly - *Organises for head office to get Shelly a life tiome supply of EVERYTHING! And also a Big HUUUUGE GIGANTIIIIIIIIIC soft Teddy bear!* Hows that?

Fever Red - But I WANTED you tkae andvantage! And thanks

I'm assuming you have the tools for such an attempt naughty

Tools of the trade, ma'am...you wanted...service?

OH, KOSTA!

I found your left liver.

OH MY! I've been looking for that thing EVERYWHERE! ! *Plonks it back in its place! AHHH! I can feel the disformities returning! And it feels........gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

I was first in line, but shatll gladly give up my place for Kerri if she so pleases.

"Gladly?"- why, you- back in the bunny suit! Now! And brace yourself!

*braces Kosta* naughty

Ooo, God...this WON'T take long- sorry, Kosta- only, man...Kosta sandwich...with Kerry...

Obsession, such a sweet stench

*Puts on the Bunny suit* FOGIVE ME MISTRESS! I meant no disprespect! It was anly a sign of friendship to Miss Kerry! *cowers*

Kerri - Oh goodness me! I like this "brace"

A thread for Kosta? That sissy Jedi from last year?

I want a thr... *sees birthday thread* Oh...right...

How can I be mad at you...my funny bunny of LUV?
No, I do this ALL out of love, not anger...
time to spank the bunny!

Oh sweet jeexzus, I think i just done died and gone to heaven!

HOW DARE YOU QUESSTION MY FORCE POWERS!!! Argh! *gets lightsaber and accidentally activates it upside down* *looks at it, and then at rex.....I meant to do that!...........WHAT!?

Lightsaber...sweet!

The Syren has wonderful capabilities. Keeping everyone satisfied. While slowly dying from the strain.

! *runs and hides behind the couch, making sure his bunny tail and slippers are visible* Guess where I am!

Ooo, Bunny Tail- that's my new name for you!
Hops on Bunny! Takes him by his bunny ears and leads him over to the coffee table...

*Gets all coky* *leans on the bar, and looks all cool* Ya'know, my master said I was...*Slips off the bar clumsily and knocks chin on the edge* OW!

Your master said you were... what exactly?

Oh- you HAVE a master? Whoops, hands off the bunny, then...

*Hopps over to the coffe table* Now what?

Bunny Suit. Oh dear!

Kerri - He said I was the most gifted kind of guy hes ever seen in the world, tipe thing!

Fever Red - I did, he left me for another bunny! The bastard!

can you believe the kinkyness that is me?

You'll be the only bunny in my hutch...
Thanks to the long, long ears on your suit, I'm able to quickly fasten you face down over the wood, knotting your ears to two legs on the rectangular table...

Should I be stimulated by that?

make it a certain wolf from the Uk and you got it

Hey, bondage is bondage...

fever red - holy crap! I think I like this !
Kerri - I dont know, but I am!
Shells - It can be organised! But i need time, you see, wolves are quite rare in englanfd, and I'd have to aqquire the right worlf, and then quaranteen, but its dooable!

Me bumping thread dedicated to me??? never

Aw a thread for Kossie! well he knows i lover him!

Yes I do! And I love you too!

This was a great thread idea by me... to make you no longer rock... but rule.

How is that pipe working out for ya? And the Smoking Jacket?

I had a dream about Kosta last night...

Aww... isn't that precious? Spill! Spill! Spill!

Scott (moose) - YOU DID"eek:? Was I naked? were YOU naked??? WAhat was the dream?
Scott (Superman!!!! *flex muscles*) - Yes! working like a charm! *slips pipe in his mouth* Jolly good!

Weeeeeelllll...I was living with my EVIL stepmother and step sisters....and they kept me working all the time...and then there was this ball you see. Everyone was invited to dance for Prince Kosta. So, I tried to go, but my stepmother and sisters tore up my corset and dress. So, my fairy Godfather, Tinkersamurai guy resuced me. Got me hooked up with some pimpin clothes and a killer sled. I sashayed into the ball with my leather pants and glass sliipers. Prince Kosta saw me and made a beeline for me...

Midnight came, and I bolted for the door....and then I awoke....

Was there a dancing bananna involved?

WOW! I had exactly the same dream!!!! ! And may I compliment your dress? It was ravishing! And the way you moved in those slippers! *melts*

Well sweetie, I normally do...see..it's just that Kosta...I mean....look at 'im....

...

....my head is spilling over with images.....

*Struts his stuff*
























Please dont kill me Kerri!

Aww... you are sooo sweet.

So is mine! *knocks head on the floor to get images out*

Why is everyone editing my quotes to make me look like a complete suckup?

I'll be rignt over

Oooh Oooh....Doobs, you were there too! You were Kosta's mom! You were a killa MILF man!

Actually, I did say that somewhere... but I dont remember where...

hello mr moose

Doobs was my mum? My mum had dreads!? OMG! Thats so cool!!!

Can I play the role of mum next time?

Glennifer! How are you mate?

And Jerry Springer like

It's not like I did casting for this dream Kez! I mean, it just happened, but if I can control my dreams, you can be whatever you want.

not bad, you?

ACk!!! scared ......*passes out*

Kosta > A big one!! ..........

I wasn't referring to your dream babe, not directly. I just meant, in all you guys' fantasies, I'm willing to play mum

Why I would LOVE that! As long as you dont ground me or anything!

pinkcuffs

Momma's needin' help with the bakin' sweet cheeks

*gets buck naked and puts on an apron*.......flirt

YOU BASTARD!

this thread rocks!

Ok, everyone ready for their first lesson?

*climbs up on worktop*

First, you gotta ensure you're wearing the correct outfit naughty

You're....very disturbing sometimes.

*Gets spatula ready* What are we baking mumsy dear?

cakes?

MUFFINS!!!

This gets worse!

Hey kosta needs some help

Oh its so wickedly good! I love it! !

*coughs*
Umm...we can all calm down now...MAMA is baking for DADDY only.

oh really, i don't think so

Oh you know it baby!

*bakes muffins, cakes and little cookies with chocolate chips*

Who wants a piece of this?

Glenn, I like you. If you were considering starting smoking, I'd tell you not to, it's bad for your longterm health. The same applies in this situation.

*snatches Sy's cookies and run away....booty to the wind*

I got one!!!.........*hides from moose*....

me

*takes aprin off and puts spatula away, hopps off the benchtop* Sorry Scott

Some super sexy crime fighting partner you are. weep And to think I baked a plate of Thumprint Shortbread cookies for you.

he won't mess with me, he knows better, coz he knows what will happen

I...don't....understand....

Doobs! YOU RASCAL! I HELPED BAKE THOSE!!!!

*chaces doobs with spatula*

I want a muffin.

*holds back laughter for as long as he can*

Surely...you're talking about someone else....anyone else...

*Throws a muffin at him*

sadwalk

I dont want it now

I didn't throw it THAT hard!

nope, hall i set my friends on him people

Moose- ROFL! Maybe you hit him in the nads!

No maybe about it

*sets friends onto Moosey*

*interrupts him*

no no wait...I'm not finished laughing yet...hold on...

*laughs some more*...........................................

Ok Ok....actually, wait....*laughs*

Please....PLEASE...I think my ribs are breaking....

I'm not a SNIPER Kosta! I'm accurate, not THAT accurate!

*offers you a glass of water* You ok there, man? KERRI! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THOSE MUFFINS!?

moosey is pinned down everyone so help yourself to Kerry's cooking

OOOH! No see this, if the cupcake didnt nail his nads THAT statement would have!

Im never coming back to this thread, EVER! *runs out sobbing*



...jerk....

Not even to see me!

Im glad you have a thread Kosta!

*runs after him, tray of baked goods with him*
Muffin! Come back Muffin, it was a joke. We all know you're not....miniscule!

bye bye ***s***

I will not be swayed by your sweet words! *proud magnum pose*

How about MY sweet words!

Those I like.

oh your back again

Oh button, honestly, I wasn't trying to hurt you. I'm just a big ole teddy bear.

How can I make it up to you?

A charlies angles pose with our super sexy secret poses. thumbsup

hysterical2

I leave this thread for ten minutes!!

AvP, quit while you're behind darling, seriously.

ScottSmallville, you're turning into Tex. Slowly, but you are.

ScottMoose, you are a nasty, nasty man. You've been really evil recently, Mr Attitude, time for punishment.

Kosta, I like you.

Moi? Dahling, you cannot be serious? *feigns innocence*

why have i got to quit for

AvP, you're making an ass of yourself babe Scott's laughing at you. And honestly, so am I

Scott, I want your body naughty

Take it back, and take it back now.

*stands back to back with Scott*

You got it m'man....

*BLUE STEELE*

Wha??

And which Scott?

*DOES MAGNUM WITH A HINT OF YEAH DUDE, I RULE*

banned