Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

If you were sent here... then you deserve it. If you are just reading this wondering what it is all about...

There are a lot of tools out there. People who have no sense at all. If you think somebody is acting like a tool, send them here.

Jesus, Scott...is there enough ROOM in here?

We can always hope.

Alright...I get what you're saying....

i just wanna know if i can be a screwdriver...

Canadian Moose must be a hacksaw

If I were inclined to care, I would ask...but since I'm not...

Hacksaws are cool so therefore you are cool...

I want to be a hammer so I can bang you

Not quite what I had in mind, but...

I know what you had in mind, let me go get half the EP3 section posters as they qualify.

Ha ha ha!

...

Hacksaws are cool?

Oh, sooooooo true....

If A=B=C, and all is relative, and it takes one to know one(uh oh gettin childish here) then I guess you are the biggest, or smallest, tool of all!

hahaha
Right, I'll try to be nice and gentle and all that. gegh....

This thread makes little sence to me but ok!JM

I'm a chainsaw or a..... I have no idea

Hey slip, put down the knife and the weed... haha

id be a rular

I want to be a um . . . I want to be a tape measure!

Ok, *eats weed*

Aren't tools fun?!

can i be the utility knife with the optional spoon and fork and comfort grip and sisors and rotary saw and hammer and weight bench and toilet and kitchen sink (for when i get my own kitchen) and EZ Boy recliner and heat pads and headache medicine and viberating back massager and toenail and fingernail kippers and instruction guide on how to make a world in the shape of a doughnut?

mmmmmmmmmmm...........doughnuts

Mmmm... donut holes.....

i wanna be a .... stick of gum!!!!