The Yo'Mama Game

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shellspeare
ok,simple game, but can be so funny,just reply to the previous post by adding a new yo'mama joke




Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

eggmayo
Yo mama gave birth to you

R0B
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

Scarpa
http://home.hawaii.rr.com/kingsdump/Dump/spam.jpg

Ness
yo mama's teeth are so yellow. it makes me wanna do a drive-by with toothpaste

shellspeare
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks

D-Double
You mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck......

Arsenal
Yo mama's so stupid, it's affecting her self-esteem.

Deathblow
Do you even know what spam is? blink

Anyways...yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can look into maps and see people waving at her.

D-Double
Yo mama got one leg shorter than the other, and they call her Ilene....

eggmayo
confused this kinda exactly reflects the expression of my face

Arsenal
Yo mama's so fat, some people think she's chubby.

D-Double
Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand.....

Deathblow
Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.

And on top of all that yo mama got an afro..with a chin-strap wink

Korri
sam drooliodrooliodrooliodroolio

D-Double
Yo mama's an extra on The Simpsons.... wink

Deathblow
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit smokin'

Korri
Mama says go on msn biotch whip2

Mane
Yo mama is so fat that she wears big pants!

D-Double
Yo mama got a leather afro with suede sideburns...

eggmayo
Ya mama so stupid, she try to read the newspaper, she reads it upside down.
Boo yaka shar.
Yes.

shellspeare
yo'mamas so fat i ran out of petrol trying to swerve round her

Filth
Your momma is so fat when she wares a yellow rain coat people shout taxi at her

BakaXero
yo mama so fat that when i look out of my window to see the night sky, i see 2 large moons

ClaraG
yo mama's so fat, her ass should have it's own congress.

shellspeare
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Dazzler619
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to go see a nc-17 movie, she ran back home and brought 16 of her friends to the theater

Mane
Yo mama is so fat, she is fatter than other people!

Londonboy7
ur momas so stupid came up with that^

shellspeare
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Abra
Yo mammas so ugly she makes blind kids cry

shellspeare
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

BakaXero
yo mama so dumb she put matresses down so she wouldnt hurt herself trying to commit suicide by jumping off the first floor

shellspeare
yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

nick1811
yo mamma so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting her

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