Snake Eyes vs. He-Man

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Imperial_Samura
Well, by the power of Grey Skull, or by the martial arts of Earth, which of these two would end up winning a match, He-Man has a lot of strength, while Snake Eyes has a lot of skill.... All out battle, no prep-time, in a barren field boarded by trees...

JuggernautFan
he-man...

Capt_Fantastic
He-Man would smear snake eyes across the floor.

The Flash
Snake Eyes would own him.

Capt_Fantastic
yeah, that's what I meant.

Are you even old enough to know who He-Man is?

The Flash
I know who he is. And he isn't even as fast as Snake Eyes. Do you know who Snake Eyes is?

Imperial_Samura
How could anybody not know who He-Man or Snake Eyes is? Of course if you don't just ask, and all will be explained.

FrothByte
if the match was in the ring, where the winner would win by points, snake eyes would win. he'd score a dozen slices in and he-man would only be able to make about 1. but if it was to the death, snake-eyes is dead.

srankmissingnin
He-man has thrown things into the sun. Snake-eyes is favourite character, no ifs ands or buts, but the best he can hope for is the be drinking orange juice out of a straw in a hospital bed for the rest of his life. One hit, even if it is blocked, should shatter the bones in Snake-eyes' body.

Imperial_Samura
Though the thing would be for He-Man to actually connect.

srankmissingnin
If your strong enough to throw stuff into the sun you don't need to connect; because wouldn't the force of his fist (in this case sword) passing by rupture organs and things of the like?

SnakeEyes
SnakeEyes...

Why? well, take a wild guess

C1nd3r
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uppercuts Snake-eyes*

*Snake-eyes explodes*

SnakeEyes
He-Man= powerful, but with a huge weapon that he couldn't move fast enough to kill SE...

Snake Eyes= expert assassin/ninja, uses different types of blades, and guns (can he man even survive gunfire?) Not to mention he has superior speed...

Adam_PoE
intelligence: 3

strength: 7

speed: 7

durability: 6

energy projection: 6

fighting skills: 5


He-Man has the equivocal endurance, resistance to injury, and strength of a demigod.

He-Man also has an indestructible Sword of Power that can project mystical energy and open inter-dimensional gateways.


* The ability levels of He-Man are evaluated according to the system on the official Marvel website.

Imperial_Samura
Interesting, though I would imagine that Snake Eyes would have intelligence and fighting ability in excess of He-Man, and probably be his equal in Speed, if not faster.

Adam_PoE
He-Man can move so quickly as to turn sand into glass. I do not know a world class athlete that can do this, let alone Snake Eyes.

Imperial_Samura
Hmm true, I had no idea He-Man could do something like that, he looks so much slower...

srankmissingnin
I remember on some forum or another someone post a list of all of He-man's feats... he is for all purposes Superman with a sword and no flight.

supremthor
he-man gave pre-crisis superman a run for his money in a comic.that alone says snake-eye is dead

Adam_PoE
DC Comics Presents #47 "From Eternia with Death!"

While trying to infiltrate Castle Grayskull, Skeletor inadvertently opens a dimensional rift that brings pre-Crisis Superman from Earth to Eternia.

In order to continue with his acquisition of Castle Grayskull uninterrupted, Skeletor casts a powerful spell over Superman and forces him to do battle with He-Man.

Superman manages to hold off He-Man long enough to break free of the spell Skeletor cast over him and the two heroes then turn on Skeletor. With Skeletor defeated, Superman is returned home to Earth through a space warp.

theflyxx
He-Man wins. After all, he IS the most powerful man in the universe.

FrothByte
just because he-man is so muscular, it doesn't mean he is slow.

The Flash
Damn. The cartoon version sure made him look weak. I change my vote.

SnakeEyes
If He-Man is as powerful as you say, then this was a complete and total mismatch and a waste of a thread....

Fieldy69
he man would obviously win

One Big Mob
Originally posted by The Flash
Snake Eyes would own him. thumb up

Digi
Adam PoE is still around. Dude's been fighting the good fight for 14 years. I realize the age of this thread invalidates it, but I can't help but lmao @ matching him against Snake Eyes.

One Big Mob
Adam just talks about politics now though. It'd be like going from arguing with Carver about Hulk, to arguing with the actual tv and trying to speak over it. I don't know if that's the good fight, but it's a definite fight.

CosmicComet
He Man is not only billions of times stronger than Snake Eyes, he is faster too.

One Big Mob
Originally posted by CosmicComet
He Man is not only billions of times stronger than Snake Eyes, he is faster too. Deathslash will be in shortly to call you a few racial epithets until you change your mind.

I might not have Deathslash levels of Snake Eyes knowledge but I can say for a fact that his eyesight is better than He-Mans. In a battle like this, that's pretty important

deathslash
Originally posted by One Big Mob
Deathslash will be in shortly to call you a few racial epithets until you change your mind.

I might not have Deathslash levels of Snake Eyes knowledge but I can say for a fact that his eyesight is better than He-Mans. In a battle like this, that's pretty important thumb up snake eyes steals his sword and then kicks him in the dick before he can even react.

CosmicComet
He-man flicks snake eye away at relativistic speeds.

cdtm
Snake Eyes has a bigger jobber aura them Wolverine or Batman, so it's hard to totally bet against him.

He should rightly break his own sword, or body, against He-Man's manly pecks.


Here's a pretty good model of how this should go:


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Zack M
This guy wins.

https://i.imgur.com/T6Wj9kM.jpg

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