Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Hello, and welcome to my humble abode. I have noticed recently that our beloved Off Topic forum is once again filled to overflowing with random threads and ridiculous topics. So I, being the caring, considerate type, decided to create a place where class and sophistication reign supreme. Plus, I didn't want to open it in the GDF because they turn everything into a philosophical discussion. Darn argumentative sods. Anyway, join me, relax and talk with some style. Merry Xmas fab

Marry Christmas English.So what are your plans for Christmas?JM

You know honey, there will be few that belong in here with you....

*leaves*

Talking with style is something I like, and I do in real life, I come to the forums to talk like a dog. *leaves*

*moves in*

Finally, a thread that's not (hopefully) going to be full of morons...

*runs in with a dunce cap equipped with a misletoe, and shoes with bells on them*

hi Alana! *dances around*

See, I know that you're not really a moron, Scott...you just act like it sometimes

I don't know what to say to that darlin.

On one hand I get a compliment, but it's offset by the latter comment.

*gets out his pipe and sits by the fire*

I really should ponder this. My integrity depends on it.

*blows bubbles out the end of his pipe*

Hun, EVERYONE acts like a moron sometimes...I know I do all the time What I'm saying is that you're just acting, you aren't actually a moron. So it's a compliment

*pops bubbles*

So...I'm a good actor?

I knew there was a reason that I was going to make a Stardust shrine thread.

blushing

*socialises*




hug

Scott, don't even try to desecrate this thread dahling, with honeys like Lana, Clo and I in the vicinity you have no chance

am i honey?

Desecrate?! NOICE! How can I desecrate it?

Bite me.

No really, please?

*bares fangs*

You only had to ask....

*chases the Moose*

Oh I see now.

I didn't realize what sophistication was until you were kind enough to show me.

*sidesteps her and sits by the fire*

*haughty British accent*
Care to join me for a nip of brandy old man?

Bugger.

*thinks up excuse*

Yeah, well.... it's ok when I lack sophistication coz this is my thread. So, nyah! And.... and... my dad's bigger than your dad tongue

You're so easilly led sweetie.

Yes Yes...sit, sit. Share with me this moment my good woman.

Your good woman?? Ahem. I am nobody's 'good woman'. It's 'perfect biatch' or nothing, preppy.

syren;s gettin wild

You're right dear lady. You lack the neccesary qualities to be a 'good woman', namely manners, sophistication and white gloves.

*sips brandy and smirks*

OMG, you mean you never saw my white silk glove act? Puh-lease, I am the hottest at slapping beeatches. And like I said, quit desecrating my thread, you'll find yourself unwelcome if you continue diva

*gets up*

Well then, good DAY to you, MADAM.

*leaves*

*waves silk glove and sniffs melodramatically*

Ciao baby schmoll

What do you mean, getting?

Two pages? I should just take that as a hint and leave this thread alone. But, no. I cannot.

*sits alone, sipping cognac*

can i 'socialize' with the sophisticated kear-bear ?

cognac? Swanky.

*enters*

Hello...

Hi Lana!

hug hi sweetness

Hey everyone

Swanky? Syren the Swank

Yes.

*puts up For Sale sign*

sadangel

hug

hug

It's Kez and Clovah! winkiss two of my favorite chickies on here!

hi lanah hug