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You just aren't living up to my company's level of expectations. You're fired!

:'(

You're ugly. You're fired.

Ouch!

You have worn the same clothes to work for two weeks straight without washing them. Your fired.

We think your attitude towards minorities is just not the same our company supports. YOU DAMN RACIST
YOU'RE FIRED.
NEVER COME BACK ****ER.

you smell bad...your fired

You slept with my Dog. You're Fired

But it was my dog... so it isn't cheating! down


I heard through the grape vine that you were making faces behind my back, sleeping on the job, and had sexual relations on your desk with the cleaning lady... who is a 64 year old illegal alien name Roseletta.

I'm going to have to let you go.

ermmI swear she came on to me!!!

You have a really bad reputation of being homosexual with our other employees and I just plain don't like you!!!!! evil

Your fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!blowup

You might need to call him fireman because your fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!hysterical

Dont blame me Im just an angel....angel_not!!!!!!!

I can change really I can!You use the same lame excuses that you use in school YOU ARE FIRED!JMlol!

You work to hard, the others including myself can't keep up with that. You are fired!!

You inventory numbers are always wrong! Hit the road.....You are Fired!

good morning,
the reason that i have asked you to my office is for the good of the company. As you are well aware, we here have a strict dresscode. Now weve had many complaints about you not following our standers. We've had a discussion about this before. this is the third time in fact. I've been a good boss and i'd let some of this slide, but i can no longer abide one of my accountents come to work in a tutu and a big fruit hat. That hit the limit of my patience. It distracts the coustomers and your office mates to be distracted. Wee've lost may accounts because of this. Your numbers are all wrong half of the time and the other half your giving money away. Your fired, so collect your things and get the hell out of the office. No, wait, even better, Get the hell out of my building before some else sees you in that montrosity that you call fashion and it spreads like a disease and poisions the atmosphere around here and i loose more money.

You're fired because you don't like peanut butter, biatch!

Ever since you've made that sex change you have been wearing panties on your head. your fired.

I didn't expect you to bring a crocodile for Pet's Day! You're fired!

sorry, no flat chested people allowed! you're fired!

wait you are not a woman .... but yest ...yesterday urks you are FIRED

I have told you before, thats is not an appropriate use for a stapler your fired!!!

Your mother's a ****. you're fired.

How many time do i have to tell you to stop stealing office supplies, this is the last draw your fired!!!

We are not allowed to go out with co-workers, you are fired.
How're ya doin?

sorry, but those with homosexual tendencies may not work here! you're fired!

I F**KING HATE YOU, YOUR FIRED!!!

you have a monobrow! you're fired!

Your penis isnt big enuff
YOUR FIRED

you are better than me, you are fired

you're wearing odd sox, you're fired

My kids are weird, my friends don't like me, my wife cheats on me and I jujst got fired, ... You ARE FIRED

you're husband is better looking than mine, you're fired

You have a car your FIRED

Yous slept with my dog again your fired!!!

you can't spell you're so YOU'RE FIRED!

I'm not allowed to date my employees, so, you're FIRED!

Now, wanna go get a drink?

You are FIRED because you are human

you're fired because you're so damn goregous i can't concentrate

You are fired because you ate all the pies

Your fired beacuse i can fire you!!!

you're fired because i don't like your nose

why?

you're fired because your the first person i saw today

PFF i onyl took this job as the Secretary was hot anyways...

My grandma only wanted some Lovin'! YOUR FIRED!

I don't like your dress. you're fired

Stop bashing gay people! You are a homophobe . . .

You are fired!

You wiped your Jesus Juice on my silk drapes following that 'meeting' we had the other night. You're fired fab

Your bedside manners are horrorific.

You are officially fired!

My bedside manners? Babe, what did I just say about drapes and J-Juice? You, my darling, are so totally and utterly fired smoke Call me.

Sorry about the drapes.

You are the devil's seed.

Be gone!

*is the spawn of Satan*



You're fired. I need no reasons.

You didn't slap my ass this morning.
You're fired!

DUDE!!! SICK!!!! you are fired

^ You're still quoting that line from my bar room brawl posts. You're hired!

Im sorry, you looked at me

You are so definately fired

Did you just blow me a kiss?
You're fired!

You're an Arse, you're fired.

I will quote that line from your bar room brawl posts forever, but you won't, well I guess you know what you are.
FIRED

I told you to stop peeing on the floor.
You're fired!

omg what are you wearing on ur feet? is this a joke? are you having a laugh

oh my god, so fired!

Did you just poop on my desk?
You're fired!

Did you just fire me? You are fired!!

Did you just taste my anas?
You're fired!

YOu are the person below me.
I have to let you go.

Is that a nervous twitch?

You're fired.

You all suck. Fired.

You just edited your post.
You're fired!

I am running out of ideas. You are Fired!


Oh and I didn't edit my post, oh wait DAMMIT

You're on the computer again????you're FIRED!!!!!!!

I don't like your face. You're fired!

I told you to suck here, dont there!, You're fired!

You look like Potatoe Wedges.
You are the Weakest Link, good-bye.

you failed to be the apprentice therefore i have no choice but to fire you. Your Fired!!!

u are ugly


Ur fired

Stocks have dropped. Last hired, first let go. I'm sorry to say this.... Wait, what am I saying? You're so fired!

you are late, without your uniform, parked your mini minor in the GM reserved bay and you havent shaved for 2 weeks ; YOURE FIRED !

U cant be seriuse......
Ur so stupid

Idiot

Fired Idiot

you are fired for being you

You're all fired for forgetting to tell me I'm hot fab

ur fired for not know =ing y I fired u

You're fired for thinking I think you're hot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/fahQ_Nigel/ouch.jpg

You're fired because you tried to kill me

You had sex with my goat!

YOUR FIRE

you are fired because I wasn't able to kill you

you are fired because you're thinner than me

I told you to stop eating those nasty Corn Nuts, you're fired!

your fired because im bored

Your fired because i said so.

your fired because The Tired Hiker said so

your fired because your fat and lazy and no one likes you ................ and your just plain werid

Did you have to be so harsh. crybaby

you smell funny and im rascist to eskimos....your fired





im not rascist

what that was the excuse my boss gave me



but i got him back for that though

i dont like what ur wearing 2day... your fired

you're fire :why don't you go outside and play hide and go f.uck urself

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
you're fire :why don't you go outside and play hide and go f.uck urself





Your fired.....b/c your boyfriend wont sleep with me...apparently he's "in love with you too much to have an affair"

thanks

your fired because you spend too long on KMC

Your fired....cause iv never been to Dagobah

nothing stopping ya, i reccommend the swamp for accommodation

your fired because you fired me