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Santa Claus isnt really the nice man that he seems to be. Naughty children dont even recieve coal from him "God damn it, I need this shit, its cold up there." So what he does is eat children, he rips their flesh.

Heheheh we made that up at school, my friend Scott drew a pic of it too.

yea santa sure did that......that why they brought him down.......and now we have santa's current self (in my sig )

Sweeeeeet

santa and i went to preschool together he grew up to be a loving jolly fat man i grew up to be crazy seriel D&Der:P

Awesome!

no wonder he ended up in the ground

lol

heehee nice sig

if that was for me.....thanks...if not....o well

Probably was.

st, nick or as laa know him traveled around christmas time to vist families ad give the children some home made toys. After one such ride he was leaving to go to the next house or home and there came to be a blizzard and he was never heard from again. _true story

there is no santa claus with the merry hohoho's or flying reindeer. That hs never existed and it will not. And i am notforgetting the fact that that a man named santa clause died recently. But he had a birth and was a regular person, whose parents foolishly let their two year old daughter name him when he was born.

he gave me coal one year and I lit it the f.uck up and burned him straight to f.ucking hell

hey you i haven't talked to you in a while. you still have quite the mouth on you , i see.

I like that song "The Night santa went crazy!"That is such a classic!You better not cry you better not shout.I am telling you why, Santa is gunning you down!JM

That's grand

I was sexualy abused by Santa cry

ACK! I could just see someone imbedded into the sheets with that fat, blubbery, hairy stomach on top of you, sinking you into the bed and moaning...AAAAAAAAAAH

Thnax for bringing the memories back cry

I SOWWY! *Pats your back*

welll if your sorry

*hugs*

*Hugglies*