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"Driving can be a boring thing. Our hero, a 19 year old male from the Dutch town of Blerick, had the perfect solution to fight boredom while driving. While driving the A67 highway during the night after eastersunday, he decided to impress his two passengers by putting the car on cruise-control at 20 Mph, get out of the car and run alongside it. Afterwards he would get in and drive on. While the entertainment value of this stunt is easy to see, our friend underestimated the speed of a car driving at 20 Mph. The moment he got out of the car, he fell over and slammed headfirst into the asphalt.

He now is in hospital with severe braindamage, and his condition is critical. One might wonder how braindamage could occur here, as it seems he didn't have much of a brain to begin with" - darwinawrds.com

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That's so horrible. Yet so funny... hysterical

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Idiot deserved it.

LL I wanna try that too

im afraid i would die or summit

BURNING YO YO MAN

In the past there have been many suicides on the Clifton Suspension Bridge, Bristol, England. There have alkso been at least one successful bungee jump. On 20 th January 2004 there was a slightly different event.

The trustees of the bridge affixed a barrier below the bridge to deter people from making a mess on the road or river below when they decided to end it all.

On this occasion a young man climbed out onto the barrier with his bungee, affixed it and jumped. Now his bungee jump was different as he had already soaked himself in petrol (gasoline for our friends in the USA)and ignited it on the way down. It is presumed that he intended to use his plunge into the river Avon below to extinguish the fire.

Sadly for him his bungee was not long enough to reach the water, so he waas left emulating a kind of flaming yo yo under the bridge. This caused alarm to many passers by.

He eventually was able to cut through his bungee with a knife and fall into the river. He was rescued and taken to hospital. If he recovers he may well be charged by the police and end up in court.

these poor souls hysterical2

i hope they burn in hell for that stupidity

OH MY GOD

Packing charges saved $225.00 Courier charges saved $100.00 Ambulance charges avoided $500.00

Being bitten by four poisonous African snakes in Arkansas....priceless.

A scottish computer programer found just what he was looking for when he happened to learn that you could buy venomous snakes in the US. He reasoned that he could make a great deal of money (about $100.00) purchasing the animals and then selling them in places that prohibited their sale. He had almost all the attributes to make it work. He was a great salesman, he was an expert at computers and knew how to make untraceable purchases over the internet, but his undoing was trying to save a few extra pennies.

We catch up to our hero in Little Rock, Arakansas after he has made a great purchase of four valuable snakes (green mamba, black mamba, twig snake, and a forest cobra) over the internet. He knew that this was the place to get the snakes because he heard it was easy to confuse people from Little Rock. His plan began to unravel though when he placed his order. The shipping options from the reputable dealer suggested several costlyt additions to the snake purchase. The suggested that he use certified courier at a cost of $100.00 per snake. He reasoned that he would save the cost of courier by picking up the snakes in his rental car. They also had several shipping options. 1. Packing in an unbreakable kevlar container was $250.00, 2. Packing in a wood box with separate snake compartments was $100.00, and 3. Packing all the snakes together in cardboard was $25.00. He saved quite a bit of money by ordering the choosing the last option. He picked up the snakes at the airport and placed the package under his coat while he walked to his rental car. It was a tight fit and the collapsing box caused all the snakes to bite the offender. He instantly dropped the box. Instead of summoning an ambulance he decided to drive to the hospital. After he drove about a mile, he got out of his car , vomited, and died.

hysterical DEAR GOD

Listen to music it would stop you from geting bored!I would if I could drive!JM

OMG, that car one is funny!

Okay this is Just made up, I didnt read it. but I think everyone who voted for Geroge Bush needs a Darwin award. SERLIOUSLY HOW STUPID CAN AMERICA GET?

pretty f***ing stupid

I HATE BUSH!

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Yet again, humanity marvels at its own stupidity . . .

ive done pleanty stupid things


i never got an award cry

I wonder, if thhey give the award to their next of kin, how theyll take it. Now THAT would be a kodak moment.

hysterical heirloom of stupitity

HAHA!
"Now bobby, this was your fathers greatest achievement, keep it, love it, hold it. Its all we have to remember him by!"

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OMG Darwin awards....I love the Darwin awards...hysterical

wow...its funny...yet really disturbingly depressing.

Ah the Darwin awards, so funny. Have you read the rhino one? (That's all I need to say if you have.)

Hahaha....YES....

There's a GREAT one about a dead scuba diver found in the middle of a forest....

;lol: Or the gas people checking a leak in that dark warehouse, in almost complete darkness..."Hang on, I've got a lighter here somewhere..."