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the pieces fall together.........his death is coming...........its a santa epidemic they're dyin or getting arrested

Santa has been bad.I guess no gifts for kids.Inleast acouse they are little bags with white powder in them!lol!JM

Hehe that'd be great. No telling in previous years what kids woke up to, for all we know they'cd have heroin stuck up their anuses.

I remmember seeing santa do a line of coke when i was young

Heheh "Mommy what's santa doing over there?" "NOTHING HONEY LETS GO!"

"Mum why cant i sit on santas lap"

"GET IN THE CAR JIMMY, NOW!"

mum why are you block up the chimly?

"N...Nno reason hunny, Its quite cold in here....heh....Go play with your toys."

but mum how santa gonna come in the house

"Santa Wont Be Coming This Year. I Heard On the News That Santa's Sleigh Got Stuck In A Tree at the north pole."

I heard that someone called Drifter101 was hunting him down

"Well Uh...Yea Thats what it is!"

I didnt know they had pot in the north pole

Yeah they have forests of it

I wanna move there

Lets go together

sound like fun

Yes it dose dosent it

Ill bring porn and booze