Oxymorons

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SpikeSpiegel
Sorry if this has already been posted:

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXYMORON:











































1. Microsoft Works stick out tongue

Wolflet
eek!

Silver Stardust
hysterical

Over Thanksgiving we were talking about oxymorons and my aunt was like "You know, like a smart Republican..." laughing

Darth Surgent
Political intrigued

eek!!

eggmayo
Whats an oxymoron?
I apologise for being dumb, but Im 14 and failing English so meah.

BakaXero
things that cancel each other out.


like a wise fool

eggmayo
So, kinda something a little ironic?

Wolflet
i guess egg..

D-Double
"5. Rap music"........I'm deeply hurt.... blink

...and jumbo shrimp didn't make the list?......dammit....maybe next year, huh? erm

eggmayo
36. British fashion roll eyes (sarcastic)

Corran
Very good.

Jackie Malfoy
I love oxymorons most of it that you listed is making me laugh!JM

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