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You know when you were little and your parents can't get the car to start or your at a restraunt and you mispronounce the name

I want to hear your stories of your first swear word

I said cunk in stead of **** when i was 4

my first word was some form of b!tch as i am told

dickhead - was my 2nd word aswell....my mum was swearing at a driver

WOW THATS awesome

I said Mother F*cker in the back of our old cougar it stalled on my dad and he said It and I nonchalantly say MotherF*cker


I have tons others

a current friend of mine who was about 5 years old taught me words like that when i was a baby

damn

whats with the soap?

to wash your mouth out

that great

once we went to KFC to get some lunch right?

well on the way there I said YAY KenF*cky fried chicken and everyone just stared at me and busted out laughing and I was 4 years old

hysterical

i don't know.

i was a good kid

I think my first swearword was arse, because i was watching Father Ted

watched Mrs Doubtfire, i was very young and didnt understand the concept when he gives the finger to the guy who run over the mask.

I simply asked my cousin and he said "it means f*ck you". so I started saying that for a while.

probably Arschloch but don't have no story not.

sh!t

I said I wanted a F*cker instead of a sucker

"Mum, it's bloody freezing out here!" whilst walking across the quadrangle with my mum at a middle school disco. Her jaw hit the floor. I know, I wasn't very young, but I don't recall swearing before that.... now I cuss like a trooper

i used to think the finger meant DAMN!!!! but hey i was only 5 soo.... but my first swear was shit cuz my sister said it so often and my parents got sooooooooooooooo MAD!

thats good stuff

I used to say boobs in front of my mom and now it's ok but back in the day no

and me and my brother flipped eachother off and I told on him and he got super pissed

i used to say a different word for 'truck'........

I used to swear around my freinds to impress them and teacher caught me saying the word C*ck

I always got soap in my mouth if I swear.My first word was this one s*** I heard it at school and just repected it to my mom and got punish.But now I don't swear at all.
Well this one time I did but as long as no one has soap on them I am ok!JM

i asked my dad what a bastard was when i was 9

When I was like...Five, my sister, who is 12 years older than I am, used to flip me off...Of course, I mimicked her, and did the same thing to her... 2

My first curse word? I believe it was 'F*ck', Yeah...Another bad influence from my sister

hahaha mine was in****ingcredulous

I think it was sh!thead...yes so stupid, I know.

i was 5, i said "shit"

I said Damn when I was 4. But I asked my dad what a douche bag was when I was 8.

I asked my dad what beeotch meant which is some form of B!tch

damn you beavis and butthead

Damn it was mine. . .I had heard it in a movie, I thought it was funny. . . and I said it to my dad. Not a good move

Bloody isnt a cuss word

no but SH!T is