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White trash Barbie: Comes with shotgun,beer cans, cut off jeans, and mobile home


Bulimic Barbie: Complete with diet pills and no food!


Divorece Barbie: Comes with Kens kids, his boat, his car,money and house!


Prostitute Barbie: Complete with condoms,drugs and slutty cloths!

Spring break barbie: complete with beer bash assecories, drugs and wet T-shirt asscesories!

Eh?

Me and my friend spent the whole of our summer holiday in England making up barbies two years ago. . . eg transvestite barbie, crackhead barbie. . .etc.

It was fun.

wha?

"The Swan" Barbie : Comes with a vacant stare and low self-esteem....

Hi Doobs

You do know what barbies are don't you?

Also, dork barbie - frizzy hair and braces included.

i like this one cry

Clover is smart This thread is just dumb. schmoll

Dork Barbie needs thick black glasses, a dictionary, and a report card that has 100 in every class.

cry

The Martha Stewert barbie comes with orage jump suit and cell

Ok, ok, calm! Clovies cool !

Don't take what I say too seriously!

......Hi Nienna Business....hug



"Nienna" Barbie : Comes with a basketball, a latin accent, and pretty eyes....

I was acting retarded

"Porn Star" Barbie : comes with random people.....



...did I just say that....

laughing

Basketball

My dog flattened my basketball...cry

yes you did

You must have a bigass dog!!! ..............silly poochy......


"Ghetto Walmart" Barbie : Comes with a bad attitude, sarcasm, and a hatred for costumers...

...and when you pull back her arm, she'll throw your change at you....

She's pretty small actually, she just chewed on it... Yeah, silly pooch...




That is very true! Evil Walmart Barbie lady....disgust

"Car accident just waiting to happen" Barbie :

....comes with eyeliner pencil......cell phone.....cigarettes.....and three friend for constant distracting conversation....



later, Nienna....hug......keep on ball'n....

D-Dobble KEn -> when you push the button it starts putting up rhymes

i beg your pardon

I would have to say the strange ones.Barbie is not a good role modle for kids anyway.So I don't care either way.JM

Raz barbie, very big and comes with cach phrase


"I WILL MAKE LONDONBOY7 A MODERATOR"

I like Barbies.

i So want that barbie!!

"Wanna be a hottie" Barbie :

....Comes with trucker cap, 17 bellyshirts, and a tattoo in a secret place......

...nipple rings and mango/peach body wash sold separately....

"Last call" Barbie :

....comes with bubbly disposition, no inhibitions, and a craving for pancakes...

Phrases include :

"Do you have my keys?"

"Tee-hee-hee......you're so funny"

...and the classic....

"I am so frigg'n wasted! WOOooo!"

"Stacey's Mom" Barbie :

Comes with mini-van, tight low-cut shirt, and sly grin.......she knows she's hot...

Phrases include:

"If only you were a little older"...

"Would you like a ride?"....

"I bet the girls love you"....

i want a barbie that is me

"Bratty Chel" Barbie :

...Comes with sweet personality, a big smile, and a monkey....

Phrases include....

"Where's Mike?"....

"I want some whine!".....baby

"School SUCKS!!".......disgust


....

it has to be a sexy barbie


but i love it so far

I didn't want to get too frisky with ya..... .....flirt

I'll do a "Version 2" later........

I want one cry

heres some for u guys.....

...

and...

Will it look good?

last but not least....

Grunge Barbie :: dirty-dred locks- -with flannel shirt -- Nirvana T-shirt- B.O.- - Van Sneakers--stocking hat-- hemp necklace for jewelry ... pill bottle of Xanax (sp?) for trendy depression

"Silver Tears" Barbie :

...Comes with "took and bunny-hug" outfit, shiny jewelry, and razor sharp wit...

...feisty kitten claws sold separately....



Lil Tigga >.....holy hell!!........pfft...Ha!!

MornGlory > ......

I LOVE GRUNGE!! - I MISS IT!! cry

it needs to come back NOW cry

nobody has said Dyke barbie - or Dominatrix

oh...

...no offense....it was the B.O. that threw me....

Write letters to Eddie Vetter....

Well hmm....I'm gonna make my own barbie

i hated pearl jam == sorry.. i know I am the only one..

Well ok, Miss happy pants.... ...You do yo thing, girl... flirt

I'm not happy pants...that's usually a guy

Well, you should update your version

Donald Trump has his own barbie doll now-

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/213600/213682/products/10687041.jpg

Bratty > I will....

....but my brain needs some vegge time right now though...

...I'm off to either meditated on the meaning of life...or watch cartoons...

Cartoons sound better

i want a barbie doll

"Cadillac Time Warrior Clovie" Barbie :

...Comes complete with...

....dinosaur femur bone Hockey Stick....just in case a game breaks out....(inside joke)...flirt

...designer futuristic paperbag for those embarrassing moments...

...and a beautiful-innocent soul...with Matronic Love attachments...



Clovie-mobile and Clove-a-matron sold separately.....

"Ronny 4000" Barbie :

...Comes with...

... wristband/ghetto blaster that plays Rage Against the Machine Theme Music...

... Jet propelled splatter paint, Converse, Chuck Taylors!!...

...and...a bright present and even brighter future......


...Ronnie 4000 wonder-hut and Forest Castle Playland sold separately...

RONNY --

here is your barbie ... comes complete with a traveling case -- so you can tote it around...
have fun..


http://www.toysrus.co.uk/Content/Product/products6/6560901_m.jpg

touched

....hug

"Video Ho" Barbie:

Comes with pouty lips, naughty-naughty dance moves, and a big ass.....


Phrases include:

"Where's my g-string?"

"Girl, he is so fine."

"He said he's gonna give me a record deal!"

okay, I thought of some too.

Harlem Barbie -comes complete with gun,knife, drugs, tattoos and gangster outfit

Sex change Barbie - comes with guy and girl interchangeable parts, along with two sets of clothing (male/female outfits)

Gothic Barbie - comes with all black clothing, black nail polish,spell book, chains, piercings,book of depressed poems.

Schizophrenic Barbie -comes complete with a straight Jacket.

Multiple Personality Disorder Barbie - come with many catch phrases with over 25 different names.
"Hi, I am Monica"
"Hi, I am Barbie"
"Hi, I am George
"Hi, I am Seth"
"Hi, I am Felicia"

BiPolar Barbie- comes complete with spastic attitude, short temper, mean streak, Happy streak, Mania followed by depression. includes these Phrases:
"I love you, your my best friend.... BURN IN HELL!"
"ITS SUCH A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!!!!....boy, I wish I were dead"
" this is the prettiest pink dress I have ever owned.....Gee!I hate the color pink"

haha thats great

b!tch barbie : comes with fashionable items that 'you can't afford'
initial nice attitude
calls you a 5lut when you turn your back

Pairs Hiltion wanna be Barbie - comes completes with slutty cloths and a how to be stupid spoiled whore book.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mc101.gif

"Psychadelic Christmas" Barby:

...comes dressed in a naughty Mrs. Claus outfit with 2 tabs of acid in each pocket, wrapped in Christmas lights, and holding a tray of "experimental" hemp cookies......

...Christmas tree shaped lava lamp sold separately....

did they ever have a Pregnant barbie?

did barbie ever have kids?

what ever happened to Skipper

"Maternity leave" Barbie:

...comes with swollen ankles, a vibrant glow, and a tub of peanutbutter flavored ice cream with a pickle spoon....

Phrases include:

....I gotta pee....

....*weep*......Just say it!....you think I'm hideous, don't you?....*weep*

....You!!........You did this to me!!......

The Cheating Ken doll

comes with a many excuses - a tote bag with change of clothes to hide mysterious perfume, wedding band empression on left hand

^..... ........

"Wardrobe Malfunction" Barbie:

...Comes with leather dominatrix outfit, sun shaped nipple jewelery, and a Justin doll that will deny everything....

Phrases include:

....My Boobie!!......

...I'm so embarrassed...*wink-wink*....

...That's the last time I work with a horny white boy!......

sk8a barbie : mini chain and skateboard, baggy jeans and a sweatband

"Council Estate Barbie" - Comes with tracksuit and small child.

Post partom depression barbi- comes with andria yates looks and bathtub

Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.

Hippie Barbie - comes with no shoes, a tie-dye shirt and long purple skirt, ratty hair, and a built in oder which smells like she hasn't taken a bath in weeks. set also includes LSD, Marijuana, Alcohol, Guitar. Barbie also say these Phrases :

"Make Love not war"
"Peace out"
"I am a flower child"
*snort*"whoa.... look at all the flashy lights" *snort* "now there's more of them"

i saw those...

yes actually they have had a pregnant barbie.... we were buying a gift for my little cousin and we saw this pregnant barbie in the store... u open her stomach and a baby comes out lol....to bad it wasnt that easy in real life.

here it is right here....

I heard they took that doll of the shelves due to a lot of parents complaining about the issues it brought up.

My little cousin got that for Christmas

Stoner Barbie come complete with bong, joint, tye-dye pot leaf matching atire and bloodshot eyes.

Roadkill Barbie comes with a truck with a drunk driver and a tire mark across her chest.

Homicidal 'I'm Gonna Kill You' Barbie comes complete with a knife, gun and a hairspray torch. Along with the catchy phrases:

"Come Here, Let's Play!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"
and
"You shall die at my hands"

getto barbie - comes with crack, a nig radio and some big ass pants, also if u slap her on the face she'll say 'yo wuz ure problem sista'
A great gift for your daugther's Birthday, make her birthday special, buy the new getto barbie. and if you add 2 dollars you get: one set of barbie condoms, 2 joints, and one barbie thong. go to your nearest mall and get one!
and this special barbie can also talk, her vocabulary is based on 10 words:

*****
****
shit
cock
sex
dick
ass
chicken
money
drugs

she might even teach your daughter

Suicidal Barbie comes complete with dark make up, slit wrists and a mini razor. With special addition Suicidal Barbie, you can get a razor of your own!

Wargammer Barbie - comes with superglue, d6's and boobies that get stared at.

You realise they actually made that one? Well, minus the stem cells, but with the wheelchair.
My sis loved it.

*mourns the death of this thread*

*stares blankly at screen*

"Reanimator" Barbie:

...comes with a bath tub of protoplasm, interchangeable limbs, and a hunger for human brains....



Phrases include....

"Maaauuurrrhhh!"

"Oooaaaaarrrww!"

".....umm....brains...." droolio

Pervert Barbie

Comes with a cucumber every night

omg its still here

"Bratty Chel" Barbie 2:

....Comes with curves in all the right places, vanilla flavored lips, speed-flutter flirty eyes...

.....and a cheeky little monkey.....

Phrases include:

"...On your knees, Mike!....." whip

"...I eat little boys like you for breakfast..." flirt2

"...I've got a naughty spot.....wanna see?..." naughty



I warned you, Bratty.....

that's not even funny.

post marriage wannabe Britney Spears Barbie: comes with a B**ch t-shirt, unlidded drink and a papparazzi to pour the drink on. posable middle finger.

No, the wheelchair barbie is real.

haha

I LOVE BARBIE toot Jumpy

TOPIC creators sig is awsome

howbout yeah

D, you done good man

no no no. I know there is a Barbie doll with a wheelchair, but I didn't like the "cripple" in the title and the "stem cell" bit.

Thanks, babe.....

transvestite barbie - with razor and hormone pills

Neither did I.

Anerexic Mary-Kate Olsen Barbie- Comes with diet pills, no food, fat suit to take off so you can seee her bones through her skin and several rag magazines...

scared.......