KMC Star Ship
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Raven Guardia
This the Offical KMC star ship!.....its Just like Star trek. well float around in space and do whatever.
Soooo who wants to be my Fellow ship mates?
Demarthl
number one reporting!

Maverick2364
I call manning the weapons systems

Raven Guardia
okay, Dem you can be my Assistant Captain...if anything happens to me you are in charge.
and Maverick > you can be in charge of the weapons and all that good stuff.
LordKerrigor
oh oh oh! i wanna be in charge of engineering! or the science officer!
Nazgulinthedark
oh oh oh! i wanna do somefink important!

Raven Guardia
K you got it LK

Demarthl
RG > Captain
Dem > No.1
Mav > Weapons officer
LK > Cheif engineer
good so far!

Raven Guardia
how about.....you make sure everyone is doing there job.
me and Dem will be busy threating the bad guys.
Raven Guardia
yes, or you can fly Naz

.::Levi@than::.
oooh..... can I be navigation officer... someones gotta make sure we don't get lost
Nazgulinthedark
so...i get to steer and fly and stuff?

fun droolio
LordKerrigor
if the ship blows up i was so not making jiffy pop with the warp core...... again

Teen Titan#1FAN
huh I'm hungry

Raven Guardia
K Naz you fly
Levi you Navigate
Demarthl
someones gotta be that annoying teenage prick that pisses off the captain.....

RaventheOnly

sneaks on ship

Teen Titan#1FAN
Can I be at the war place or the lunch thing?
Demarthl
ok Slip is the annoyin puberty boy.... whats his name... wesley! haha!

Raven Guardia
TT what?
Jason do you want a part?
Demarthl
TT can be the ships cook, always in the mess hal makin weird food

Raven Guardia
yes, good Idea
Teen Titan#1FAN
Right ON!!

Demarthl
we need a medic, or is the gonna be a hologram? a security cheif... uhm a person who can plkay the random recruit that always dies lol
sniper
i'll be commander of our starfighter defences.
a big ship like this needs smaller ones to defend it
Dogbert
Who I'l be
*comes in huge fleet of warships*
Demarthl
the shifty leutenant who ends up savin our ass most of the time... cos hes always bein shifty....
Teen Titan#1FAN
ummmmmm how about...Chicken no pasta no hmmmmm so many things.

Raven Guardia
Sniper Okay
alright we still need medics and security
sniper
we sooo need a red shirt
Dogbert
*blasts you all out of the sky for not paying attention*
Demarthl
captains log.. floating in space... thats nasty
sniper
*defends ship from massive assault*
RaventheOnly
*pokes the captin a lot*

Raven Guardia
*sits in captain chair*
"come on people get to work"
*cracks a whip*
Demarthl
captain, theres a huge fleet of dogbert lookin ships headin this way! wadda we do?!?
wesley piss off you annoying tart!
Dogbert
*dies*
*Only to return in another fleet next season*
Raven Guardia
"we are gonna blast them outta the sky"
"Lk and sniper ready the weapons...we are going to battle"
Dogbert
*opens cargo hold, which sucks huge amounts of dog crap onto your ship*
Ronny
Sgt. Ronny reporting for duty *salute*
such geeks

eh?
Demarthl
*strokes his over the top fake goatee*
target their weapon systems
Teen Titan#1FAN
EWWW thats nasty!!!!!!!
Teen Titan#1FAN
ello Ronny

Raven Guardia
hello ronny,...would you like to be a medic?
"I need to contact the enemy"
Dogbert
I think you've got a little problem to deal with here ^^^
Ronny

im good with needles
Demarthl
"sir we have dog crap in the cargo hold, shall i get that random recruit to use the giant poopa scoopa?"
Teen Titan#1FAN
*run away* cry I hate needles!
Raven Guardia
"did you just call me sir?"..........."yes,..uh get rid of the dog poo then we need to have a talk about this sir thing"
"Okay Ronny you are the medic"
Demarthl
"sir! the dog crap! its... its moving!!!"
Ronny
"but but im well trained
like a puppy

"
Demarthl
"ensign gonnadiesoon! don't go near it, it could be dangerous!.... ensign!......ENSIIIIGN!!!!"
"sir! we just lost contact with ensign gonnadiesoon in the cargo hold"
.::Levi@than::.
Oh a battle.... no place for me here *wanders off to find something to eat*
Demarthl
"Leitenant Levi get the ship the hell away from this giant mass of poo before it engulfs the ship!"
Raven Guardia
"Levi! get back here and fight or your getting locked in the Punishment room!"
"Get the dog crap cleaned up!"......"ATTACK the ENEMY"
.::Levi@than::.
*sigh* fine.... the things I do for you.
*sets navigation course away from poo*
But I can't fly it, that's naz's job.
Ronny
*eats fried chicken in her bed chamber and injects pennicilion into a small space creature, the creacher falls down dead* "hmmm"
RaventheOnly
*sneaks around*

Demarthl
"LT.Naz, full power to the aft thrusters, increase speed to 40000 miles"
"captain?"
(say in hard yet sophistaicated way, Engage!)
Raven Guardia
*looks to dem* "yes, Assistant?"
Demarthl
find naz, sit naz in that chair *points* say 'engage' then make naz say 'brrooommm'

RaventheOnly
*makes a* tongue *face*
Ronny
*feeds fried chicken to pet puppy, 'joe'*
Demarthl
"hey LT shifty, run over there and push buttons franticly"
Raven Guardia
"Oh.."
"NAZ!!!!! REPORT FOR DUTY NOW!!!!!!...OR PUNISHMENT ROOM FOR YOU!"
Demarthl
"they dont call me No.1 for nothing lieutenant invisible!"
Teen Titan#1FAN
u seem upset ok I know stuffs candy in your mouth

Raven Guardia
*stomps like a little Kid* "WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING?????"......."I need to go to my room for a few minutes....Until get back Dem your in charge" *hurries to room and pulls out some whiskey from under my pilllow*
Demarthl
"hey slaphead... yea you, pilot this flippin junkl barge now!"
*jesus take a break! lol*
RaventheOnly
*pokes the captin*

Raven Guardia
*downs some whisky and leaves room poking RTO "get to work"
*goes back to my chair pushing dem out of the chair*
"Okay, your El Capitano is Back!"
Teen Titan#1FAN
What kind of kid drinks whiskey?

Ronny
*plays with joe

*
Demarthl
*raises hand* i tried it when i was 8 i love whiskey!
Raven Guardia
*whips TT.* "go make the dinner for our crew"
Ronny
*turns up some Tesla and head bangs

. and waits for someone to get hurt so i could pump them with morphine*
Demarthl
doctor ronny, do you have any diazepam?
Teen Titan#1FAN
Don't wip me all you gots to is ASK!!! makes spicey food

Raven Guardia
*flicks the lights on and off inside the ship*
"HA...you cant see now!"
Ronny
you feeling tense?

.::Levi@than::.
I love spicy food

Teen Titan#1FAN
I think i am ?
Demarthl
no i just love marzipan, and thats what diazepam is with extra drugs droolio
Teen Titan#1FAN
then I will make it extra HOT
Wolflet
*sniffs TT#1fan* o.o
Raven Guardia
*falls alseep in chair*
Wolflet
*sits next to raven wagging tail and guarding*

doggieheart
Ronny
Karin i have a new priend for you !!1 *pulls out puppy* meet joe
Wolflet
*sniffs his butt*

Raven Guardia
*wakes up and pets wolflet*
Teen Titan#1FAN
hmmm ohhh oh gives you a bone

Wolflet
is he a german shepard?
dave123
remember aqua... i see all
Raven Guardia
*gives the cute puppy a treat*

Ronny
if you want

Ronny
Davo, my sisters daddy.... you frighten me sometimes

dave123
i frighten myself

Ronny
your like... sauron

Raven Guardia
"okay people lets get back on task"
Dogbert
*invades with another fleet*
Teen Titan#1FAN
*lays down and falls a sleep*
Raven Guardia
"HEY...HEY..HEY PEOPLE"......." Prepare for an attack on the Dog Ship"
Teen Titan#1FAN
*throws a stick at the window* Die..... *sleeps*
Raven Guardia
*runs in cricles* "where is my crew when I need them!!!!"
Teen Titan#1FAN
well i gtg c y later falls a sleep
Ronny
*pulls out lightsaber* o.O
Raven Guardia
c-ya TT
come on Ronny guess its Just us.
Ronny
*sits back and watches tv* "and i thought i would actully have to do something"
Raven Guardia
*goes to my spaceship room and sleeps*
Ronny
*slouches and dozes off*
Raven Guardia
I'll c-ya later Ronny I am going to bed.
Ronny
hello *scratches behind ears*
Wolflet
i think we need to get rid of your cable then

Wolflet
*wags tail* hiya sista
Ronny
hihihihihi

Wolflet
where did everyone go??
Ronny
bed is my guess... cookie? *holds out bowl of cookies*
Wolflet
*takes one and dips it in milk*

Ronny

i heard milk gives puppies diarrhea
Dogbert
*Returns with his evil fleet of ultimate destruction*
Demarthl
*fires photo plsmic energy ray into giant fleet, emaciating all forms of enemy into nothingness*
Maverick2364
Hey I'm in charge of the weapon!
But I guess I can share

Teen Titan#1FAN
I have cookies!! who want's?
Demarthl
captain
*whispers* nice ass

Teen Titan#1FAN
Hello RG~Captin.want a Cookie?
Raven Guardia
*looks to dem* *whispers* "what?"
"yes TT a cookie would be lovely!"
Demarthl
"sorry, bad cough *cough cough*

"
Raven Guardia
*grins at Dem* "okay..whatever you say No.1"
Teen Titan#1FAN
Rg-gives you a cookie
Demarthl-want a cookie too?
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