The Mistletoe Thread
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~Rad~
Everyone, the official mistletoe and Xmas party thread!!! Let's party!!!

There's a lot of mistletoe, so watch where you stand!!!

Demarthl
*walks in and takes only space without miseltoe

Canadian Moose
We have 3 of these already...but what the hell...
*waits under the misletoe*
~Rad~
Really?

I didn't see any.
I don't wanna kiss you, though.

Ronny
*kisses moose on the cheek

*
Canadian Moose
Well, I did my mooseltoe thread....and there was another one.
Dats ok...I'm too ugly to kiss.

Canadian Moose
Ronny! Aww....I've been waiting for one for so long.

Clovie
*waits*

Ronny
*kisses clovie happy birthday*

Clovie
thank yu *kisses ronny* merry xmas
Canadian Moose
*kisses Clovie*

Ronny

aww thank you
Clovie
winkiss

Ronny
*eats mistletoe... CHOKE*
Canadian Moose
*performs the heimlich*
Ronny, what have we discussed about eating inanimate objects?
Ronny
Not to eat them

*rubs toe into the ground...* Sorry
Canadian Moose
Not to eat them, that's right...what am I going to do to you....WITH You...with you...? *cough*
Canadian Moose
That is a good look to have under the misletoe.
vaya_the_elf
I'm not kissing anyone so

Canadian Moose
Please?

~Rad~
Oh come on. I just don't know you too well, is all.

vaya_the_elf
*gives you a poke on the arm*
Its christmas poke.
CherryPie
I have been wearing a mislte toe hat ALL day and I had some takers
I need more need i say
I want all of you

Demarthl
kisses gotcha

CherryPie
A cherry needs to be plucked whip
yes thats me
Demarthl
kisses
Canadian Moose
We can fix that.
It was a cold, dreary evening..snowy and nasty. My father, Bullwinkle, and my mother, Esmerelda, headed to the hospital. She was in full labour. Dad nearly lost the car half way there, in a snow drift. After safely arriving...she was whisked into a delivery room and after 38 hours, she had given birth to me. I came into this world, weighing a terrifying 48 lbs, but, I am a moose.
After several uneventful years, I made my mark as the only moose to sub for a reindeer at Christmas. But the success was short lived. I began sniffing pine cones shortly after and had to go to moose rehab. I was not a good patient. The bastards had my room on the 3rd floor right next to a pine tree and I flamed out a few times. After successfully completing rehab, I went to Hollywood and tried to be an actor. In lean times, I waited tables, and eventually got into porn. It was embarrassing, but it paid the bills. I know that might sound great, but being a background prop is not exactly exciting.
I left Hollywood, returned to my roots in the Canadian woods, and started a charitible foundation called Gooses and Mooses, which prevents cruelty to animals, settled down, and joined KMC.
Can I have a kiss now?
Canadian Moose
Thank....you...

CherryPie
I'll kiss youdroolio
Canadian Moose
SO kiss me...

vaya_the_elf
Your welcome. You don't need me to kiss you anyways because you have lots of others who would like to.
Baylin
Come get your sexy wolf kisses here!
CherryPie
kisses
there you go sweets
maybe more for latershifty
Canadian Moose
Who? Where?
Canadian Moose
Thanks sweetie.
vaya_the_elf
You have two people who kissed you. And one you kissed so you are pretty good Mr. moose
Canadian Moose
3? It's a slow day.
No, that sounds bad.
I'm really very shy.
CherryPie
he's such a playa \
\but not as big as a playa as meshifty
Canadian Moose
Pulease, the only playa bigger than me here, is Sy...and I own her, so that nullifies her.

CherryPie
I need a lover
*COME HEAR JESSIE* shes gonna kill me

Anna85
plz, don't make me laugh

~Rad~
shock Er, right.
Uh, just cause it's christmas...*kisses moose on the cheek*

CherryPie
i was 7 lb 19in when I was born is that good
Canadian Moose
See, that was so nice. You made the smile that is in my avatar appear.
Thank you.

pennyroyal
dum de dum

CherryPie
was that already there?
Nevermindwhistling
~Rad~
Ah, it was nothing.
Nice smile, though.droolio
Canadian Moose
PENNY!! *kisses her*
I gotta run darlin, but if I dinna see you, haev a GREAT Christmas, ok Sweetie? Ciao!
CherryPie
makes me want to bang twice as hard (WHAT!)
Canadian Moose
It was nice, and now we know each other, sort of...
G'night!
Night Randi dear, be GOOD! *hug*
CherryPie
bye moose see you next year (i think)
pennyroyal
yay a kiss!!!!

bye bye pah christmas

but have a nice one anyway
Fetcharada
*stands under the misteltoe, smiling and looking hopeful. Guys....

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Canadian Moose
I lover you sweetie, but stop being such a damn Scrooge!
Byeeeee!
Canadian Moose
Oh damn....Clara... droolio
*tips her back and kisses her deeply*
Merry Christmas.

Jackie Malfoy
(Puts lipstick on and waits for a member to come near her!)JM
CherryPie
I didn't get no kiss today
Bahhumbug
pennyroyal
ahhh well

Canadian Moose
I..but...you...
Ah hell..*kisses her deeply*
Laterz for real now...I think...
Fetcharada
Scott, you've made my f***** goddamn year.
Merry christmas

Jackie Malfoy
What about me?JM
CherryPie
thanks cutie
I'm hard to please but you hit the spot good baby see you guys later love you allxmas
pennyroyal
bye bye *waves*
Canadian Moose
And you mine...but you already know that...my sweet Scottish girl..
Ok...I REALLY HAVE TO GO....Seeya tomorrow if you are here.
pennyroyal
hello

CherryPie
BYE MY HOMIES GET GOOD FOOD SEX AND PRESENTS AND WHEN HAVING SEX THINK OF ME

Fetcharada
hug aww...thanks
see you

~Rad~
See ya, Moosey

~Rad~
*stands under mistletoe* I take it no-one's gonna kiss me, then?

Fetcharada
*gives Rad a friendly kiss on the cheek

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~Rad~
Aw, thanx.hug
Guys...?cry
Fetcharada
Yeah where are the hotties?

D-Double
......flirt

.......*kisses Fetchy*.......kisses
*Danii*
Wow Clara! Your really gettin sum!

~Rad~
cry
You're the luckiest girl here.

D-Double
*stands under Mistletoe*........

........

Fetcharada
i know! moosey and d-double!

droolio
Rad>i'm sure you'll get yours soon.

*Danii*
Uh huh! The rest of us are just sittin quietly in a corner!
Fetcharada
*gives d-double a traditional scottish kiss .....

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GoldenWitchy1
I am going to join you guys in sittin in the coner.
::sits in corner:: Some girls have all the luck.
::sitting in corner:: this is a really crowded coner!
anyone want a candycane?i have about 30 on my Christmas tree...I think the lights are melting them though. LOL
~Rad~
*looks hopelessly around*

Oh, fine!!!! *skulks off into a corner and looks moodily at everyone else*disgust
*Danii*
^
^Oooh, Ill have one!
Unhappy Christmasses should be illegal in this country!
GoldenWitchy1
::finds a wizard contractor and drags them to corner:: cn you make this corner bigger?
::conctractor nods::ENGORGIO!
good, now the corner is bigger! ^_^
GoldenWitchy1
::hands cndy cane to *Danii* ::
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Fetcharada
Sorry you girls...

GoldenWitchy1
::contnues sitting in corner while asking the wizard contractor about new wallpaper in Slytherin common room::
...So what you're saying is that you could turn it a better shade of green?........

Fetcharada
i take it the lucky biatches don't get a candy cane?
enjoy your party crybaby
*Danii*
Lol. We can live without mistletoe. . .*sniff*
Fetcharada
yeah baby!
Nah, frodo called me it.. and i thought....HEY!

D-Double
*nails a mistletoe bush above the corner and dives in*.....
*kiss-kiss-kisss-kiss*.......
...I could do this all day....... naughty
GoldenWitchy1
:;takes out punch bowl of eggnogg::
PARTY IN THE LOSER'S CORNER!!
:;turns stereo up loud, bursting Christmas carols::
::singing:: JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, jINGLE BELL ROCK!

Fetcharada
oh i wish it could be christmas...everyday!

*Danii*
**slowly slips a Metallica cd into the pile of Christmas records. . .
~Rad~
*moves away from everyone into a dark corner*disgust
GoldenWitchy1
::hands Fetcharada a candycane and glass of eggnogg:: nah, we don't leave people out!Join the party!

GoldenWitchy1
:

ops in a cd::
HEY! WHO PUT METALLICA IN THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS PILE!
Fetcharada
would a bit of Avril on full blast cheer you up?
if you ask Dan nicely, she might put Metallica off for a while

~Rad~
*sneaks out of corner, smashes metallica cd and replaces it with Avril Lavigne*

PARTY!!!!punk *retreats back into corner*

GoldenWitchy1
::singing:: ROCKIN" AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
*Danii*
How about Avrils cover of the Metallica song?
Its still a lonely party though. . .

~Rad~
Sorry, already thought of it.

Fetcharada
Fuel?
That

baby!
GoldenWitchy1
:: smashes Avril and pops in Linkin Park::
oh well, so much for Christmas songs!

GoldenWitchy1
::hands out santa hats and takes a bunch of pictures::
I'll put thesse in my 'Holdiays at KMC' scrapbook! ^_^
GoldenWitchy1
YAY! photo
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Fetcharada
LP...they

too

a santa hat...yay!
GoldenWitchy1
::has had a bit too much eggnogg:: I have toooo... get...I have to get away from here before I run into something ::runs into wall:: OUCH!
*Danii*
YAY!!!! CHESTER!
Lets get some AC DC, Led and Metallica on in the bits between Avril and Linkin Park tho!
Rogue Jedi
*stands under mistletoe, waits for FJ*
*Danii*
Oh yeah and lets get the mistletoe back out too people!
Fetcharada
and what about some....BUSTED AND MCFLY!!

*Danii*
HELL YEAH!!!

Fetcharada
goddamn right

D-Double
*Waves hands in the air*......*side to side*.....*two step*
.......

*Danii*
^
^
^Yeah i know. . . but those lucky biatches need something to make out to that rocks a little harder!
*May I suggest Medusa and Hemlock? . . . *waits to be attacked by thousands of people who don't like it. . .
GoldenWitchy1
I'm sorry, but I did.I do not really like Avril....well it depends on what song it is.
::buys new copy of Avril cd for them:: here, better?
"'passes out more candycanes and sugar cookies shaped like snowmen::
Milk and Cookies anyone?
~Rad~
You're gonna be waiting quite a long time there, man.confused
Fetcharada
*dances with d-double*
danii, what the goddamn hell are you on?

GoldenWitchy1
I don't know who Medusa or Hemlock are.

*Danii*
Come on. . . someone here must want to listen to Metallica. . .?
Fetcharada
aww thanks hug milk and cookies would be nice....but choco milk plz

*Danii*
Lol, Medusa and Hemlock, kick ass song by CoF!
Fetcharada
Shania Twain

GoldenWitchy1
Anyone want to listen to GreenDay???
I love greenday!
::BUILD SHLETER IN CASE PPL HERE NO LIKEY gREENDAY::
::Gets out gun:: 2gun
*Danii*
^
^Oh yeah!
**MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN, DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!!!!!!!**
vaya_the_elf
I still not kissing anyone. Why you might ask? I don't want to ha ha.
GoldenWitchy1
:;waits for bombing:: 2_gun
Fetcharada
Green day, Shania.....

yay!
If we go back to reality for one sec... Danii, do you have an all ameican rejects album?
GoldenWitchy1
::thinks it's safe to come out and goes to get more eggnogg and chocholate milk for the cookies::
*Danii*
Yep, the one with Swing, Swing on it!

~Rad~
I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously

Fetcharada
Coolness!

Cos Rad recommended them to me

Could i borrow it whenever i next c u ?

GoldenWitchy1
::hands Storm a candycane::
welcome to the party!
::walks off and goes to pass out the sugar cookies and freshly baked choclate chip cookies and choclate milk::
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