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Let's take a different route here, introduce characters that'll bring some comic relief to the screen. Not just cute little smart ass snippets but a witty, almost parody of what people might be expecting from a "serious action/sci-fi flick".
Bishop- Snoop Dogg
Angel- Owen Wilson
Moira McTaggert- Helena Bonham Carter
Beast- Bruce Willis
....and the original cast
Bishop zaps in from his timeline and warns the X-Men that one of them sets a catastrophic chain of events into motion, takes time between sentences to mack on Storm.
Angel keeps whacking people with his wings, Beast cracks chemistry jokes with no response from the other mutants (a young mutant imitates sounds, mimics crickets chirping), Moira tries seducing the Prof she seems to be under the impression that he'd only be into mutants and tries glueing hair to her skin, painting herself blue, wearing a fire suit...
Bishop reminisces about his girl, Chronic, "She grows the best weed out of her head...that's my ol' lady." as he passes a blunt to Angel.
Bishop- Snoop Dogg
Angel- Owen Wilson
Moira McTaggert- Helena Bonham Carter
Beast- Bruce Willis
....and the original cast
Bishop zaps in from his timeline and warns the X-Men that one of them sets a catastrophic chain of events into motion, takes time between sentences to mack on Storm.
Angel keeps whacking people with his wings, Beast cracks chemistry jokes with no response from the other mutants (a young mutant imitates sounds, mimics crickets chirping), Moira tries seducing the Prof she seems to be under the impression that he'd only be into mutants and tries glueing hair to her skin, painting herself blue, wearing a fire suit...
Bishop reminisces about his girl, Chronic, "She grows the best weed out of her head...that's my ol' lady." as he passes a blunt to Angel.