Did Superman Ever Eat at McDonalds?

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MornGlory
did he?

Shadow_King
nope

Beyond Image
clark kent might have.

MornGlory
wonder what he ate?

TheFilmProphet
MCkyrptonite Fries?

wuTa
he grew up on a farm so he ate alot of lamb fries

SlipknoT
Yes he did. Anyone who dosent eat mcdonalds is a fool.

TheFilmProphet
Or a Supermodel. wink

MornGlory
what are lamb fries?


im addicted to mcdonalds french fries - they are going to give me a heart attack

Darth Revan
Fried strips of lamb? blink

Superman could have never maintained that superb physique eating such crap, of course he never ate at Micky D's turned

Ronny
GASP cry

MornGlory
maybe just once he ate there - with Lois Lane...

or on lunch break at the Daily Planet...

TheFilmProphet
Maybe.........

MornGlory
superman could burn all those calories from flying around

TheFilmProphet
True, plus with all the running and fighting.

wuTa
i take it you never seen the movie funny farm


lamb fries are fried sheep balls

SlipknoT
I said what I said and I stand by my statement.euro

Darth Revan
I've eaten fried desert ram balls. They tasted like beef liver. turned

MornGlory
Ronny doesnt eat at McDonalds

Ronny
cry bitchnut!!!!

wuTa
so when someone tells you that you suck balls your reponse would be i dont suck them i eat them?

SlipknoT
*thows a McDonalds Cheeseburger at Ronnaldson*

MornGlory
what is a bitchnut

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud





sick

MornGlory
what about Mountain Oysters - cow balls....

those are so common...

SlipknoT
i know, theres nothing like good ol' fashion cow testicals

MornGlory
would anyone eat human balls??

i mean literally eat them... not sexual thing

TheFilmProphet
Maybe a homosexual human cannibal would. no expression

MornGlory
icky

TheFilmProphet
yeah.... wink

SlipknoT
for alot of money I would.....ALOT!!! of money

RaventheOnly
hysterical

Jackie Malfoy
I somehow doubt it.JM

SlipknoT
laughing

Thael
Maybe. no expression

Filth
I would just like to add that when humans are taken back to primal state they posses canabalistic tendences (meaning if you are hungry egough you WILL eat human testicals no expression )

SlipknoT
It's true, if I'm trapped in the frozen tundra with you and theres nothing to eat, guess what? your getting eaten.

Filth
Very true, humans tast like pork, not that iv tryed it or anything......

SlipknoT
Really? I heard they kind of taste like Lamb.

Filth
well maybe they tast like dog, sounds kinda logical to me :P

SlipknoT
I've never tryed dog

Filth
nor me but i just find it logical that we tast like "mans best friend"

moviejunkie23
humans are supposed to be very stringy
and why would a cannibal be homosexual if he eat balls? It woudn't be sexual to him it would be food

and about superman and McDonalds in Kevin Smith's script(that will never be made into a movie anyway) clark and lois make a referance about eating at a burger king

SlipknoT
For some reason I think we taste like oily fish

Filth
hmmm maybe dog tasts like fish then?

SlipknoT
Dog looks like it tastes like beef

Ronny
*runs away crying*

SlipknoT
Points and laughs at Ronnaldo*

Bardock42
Superman is a fool. A homosexual one, actually that is not fair, you shouldn'T but homosexuals on the same level with Superman. He is more of an idiot, oh same thing with idiots.
Superman is the lowest of the low.

Filth
Hmmm true, so logicly we tast like beef

Bardock42
Probably Whale tastes good, probably because it is illegal to hunt them Oh shark tastes bad though.

Filth
hmmm so your saying anything illigal tasts good? makes sence to me, that makes humans taste good as canabalism is illigal big grin

Bardock42
Yes I agree with that.

Filth
Good

Bardock42
you think so too now don't you

Filth
Of course illigal actions are fun.

Bardock42
yes like ... I dunno probably everything.

MornGlory
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mc101.gif

Bardock42
Whats the story .... ? Well, now what?
Stop saying that please.

MornGlory
who me?

I need to stop saying a phrase?

SlipknoT
Man, now I really want to try human.

MornGlory
you do?

i dont want to taste a human being... puke

SlipknoT
I really do want to try human

MornGlory
i dont!

well maybe if the meat is cooked

SlipknoT
either way

MornGlory
ewww i dont want to eat human raw! its not sushi! sick





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Morning_Glory
someone told me Superman ate at Wendys because the hamburgers are square

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