My Nose Is Leaking!
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MornGlory
it won't stop leaking!
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Cosmic_Beings
Are you feeling well?
Mane
Get laid.
MornGlory
how do i get laid - im working at the moment - plus I cant really breathe right now
SlipknoT
you could take a "lunch" break
MornGlory
i dont get lunch breaks
MornGlory
plus there is no one here in my office that I would want ....ugh.. next to me... on me... touching me... yea you know
MornGlory
kidding about what about what?
that I get no breaks or that I dont see anyone at the present moment in my office that I would want to "do it with"
SlipknoT
that you dont get breaks?
MornGlory
i can eat and have soda or whatever at my desk - and can get up for 5 mins at a time if I want
SlipknoT
I'm going to murder your boss
SlipknoT
*murders MG's boss* Ok, now come to my house
MornGlory
ok... are your parents there?
are they back from S Africa yet
MornGlory
i'll be over in a bit - with my leaky nose ill
SlipknoT
ok
MornGlory
cant believe your parents leave you all alone - while they are in another country
do you have a "babysitter"
ill
SlipknoT
Ok my mom got back on the 23rd. But no she was gone for a week and no, I was by my self. My mom is at my aunts for 2 days though, my aunt had a heart attack. And my dad is who knows where
Kosta
Nose leaking?
Sniff some Vicks!
MornGlory
cause ... i dont know.. invading your privacy or something... somewhere along the line I feel guilty
ill
Cosmic_Beings
how old are you slipknot
MornGlory
ok - Im begging my boss to let me go home but I dont think it is working ill
nite slipknot! i think you are already gone - you never say bye
MornGlory
he is like 16 or 17
and he's name is Ryan or something
SlipknoT
I'm still here
CB> im 16
Cosmic_Beings
morn glory post a pic of j00rself
MornGlory
I am at work - i cant be doing odd stuff like posting my pic -
definelty not going to post my pic when Im sick
ill
SlipknoT
what do you look like MG??
MornGlory
5'4" - light brown hair - to my shoulders -
clean skin- small nose & chin
- big blue /grey eyes -
big feet - 135lbs -
25 yrs old .... yee haw!
SlipknoT
when you get home post a pic
MornGlory
maybe tomorrow night I will post a pic
I dont work tomorrow.. so I will have some time
slipknot - lets see your pic
SlipknoT
i would if I could but I cant so I wont.
MornGlory
i dont know ....
ill
i just want to go home right now
R0B
Dont you have vacation days?
SlipknoT
or come to my house right?
MornGlory
i dont get vacation days - i havent worked here a year yet- just 6 months
SlipknoT
I swear your boss is going to get it...........
Cosmic_Beings
I am a good looking individual.
R0B
I would buy a howling monkey and make that monkey beat your boss up
MornGlory
ok you have fun doing that - --
2 people now want to beat and kill my boss
ill
SlipknoT
I'm can be very scary looking
Cosmic_Beings
I want to know if mornglory is pretty or not teh pretty
MornGlory
some older lady in my office says im pretty everyday out of no where -- it bugs me
SlipknoT
shes probably a lez
R0B
A lesbian at MGs work?
MornGlory
i dont think she is - but im not sure why she says that to me everyday - i try to avoid her but i cant
SlipknoT
then eat a bannana
Cosmic_Beings
she wants to have sexual relationships with j00
MornGlory
Cosmic! I dont feel good and I am not in the mood to read the word "j00"
so stop or I will chop your little boy head off!
ill
R0B
Then buy a flying giraffe
SlipknoT
or a singing gorilla
MornGlory
wtf!
dont start with me either Mr ROB!!!
MornGlory
I dont want to go to jail ... u kids are illegal for me!
but I love it!
ill
R0B
Come on, Im just trying to help
SlipknoT
we keep you young
MornGlory
sorry ROB in_love
yea I like you keeping me young
R0B
We keep you unbored from work a little bit
MornGlory
true - otherwise I would just be sitting here staring = waiting for someone to call me
R0B
Yeah or you could sit there and hum the " I like big butts and I can not lie " song
SlipknoT
or eat swaety balls
MornGlory
no balls!
I have a Dr Pepper and hot coco
and a box of tissues
and no santa
SlipknoT
man, sounds like your having a bad holiday season
MornGlory
my nose just started leaking 5 hours ago
ill
SlipknoT
whats coming out of it?
MornGlory
and some ice cream with choco chips
R0B
You should get a singing gorilla to cheer you up
MornGlory
umm ok...ROB you can cheer me up
massage me
jk
ill
Cosmic_Beings
I'm not illegal, I am teh 18! I just wanna know if j00 r teh pretty or not
R0B
* massages MGs neck * Good?
MornGlory
i dont know if I am or not - and stop saying "j00"
slipknot is not my sexpot anymore
cheating on my with RG
SlipknoT
what about me
Cosmic_Beings
I want to be j00r sexpot
R0B
Ill be your (whatever you want to name)
MornGlory
you cant be my sexpot if you are going to be saying "j00"
MornGlory
slipknot hates me cry
Cosmic_Beings
Ok I stopped saying it, now let me be your sexpot until u post your picture so I can see if you are teh pretty or not
SlipknoT
onlt because you said I'm not your sexpotcry
R0B
Can I be your Rob(something)?
MornGlory
you are shallow ...
ill
MornGlory
Slipknot it always my sexpot--
no matter what I say
I dont feel good - give me a break kids
ill
SlipknoT
Ok I dont hate you now!
MornGlory
o i feel all warm and fuzzy inside now
come and massage me hard ... NOW
jk ill
Cosmic_Beings
I want to massage you. post your pic already please
MornGlory
cosmic- dont touch me
Cosmic_Beings
what, I'm 18 so that's out of j00r area already?
MornGlory
on my shoulders ... where do you think sexpot...
ill
SlipknoT
Oh I was thinkng some where a bit more south, and not with my handsshifty
MornGlory
hee hee hee
Cosmic_Beings
| vv/\|\|t t3h r0xx0rZ 1|\| ^^3h |30xx0rZ!
R0B
* gets MG an orangatang *
SlipknoT
WHAT? type normal
SlipknoT
Hey, only I can get her things
R0B
Well I thought that she would like an orangatang
MornGlory
what the hell is this crap
| vv/\|\|t t3h r0xx0rZ 1|\| ^^3h |30xx0rZ!
MornGlory
i love the monkey!
ill
R0B
I thought you would like him, and I gave him a few bannanas so hes happy
SlipknoT
I got you a centipede MG http://lancaster.unl.edu/enviro/Images/Insects/housecnt.jpg
MornGlory
ummm thanks kids
kind of like that centipeed (from Nebraska no less)
SlipknoT
really I'm terrified of centipedes
MornGlory
ROB!!!- thats cute!
in_love
Cosmic_Beings
It means j00 r teh ugly
slayer
Soz 2 hear tht Morn I really hope u feel beta soon
Wen u get home maybe u should get some rest?
SlipknoT
MG I got you a turtle http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ligans/animals/m/ar0785_1m.jpg
MornGlory
I love the turtle the most
Cosmic you are an A@@ - stop saying "j00" and it is so incredibly sad that you can not spell "the" - several times you have messed that word up..you dont know me... you dont know what I look like-- but I am not just going to say I am so pretty like some arrogant child! - dumb ass
Cosmic_Beings
j00r old and ugly! And here is teh cockroach for j00!
MornGlory
ok you are stupid and You ARE UGLY - - and you can't spell...
leave me alone little boy - you better consentrate on growing your pubs!
Cosmic_Beings
j00 insult meh by saying that I am a little boy? When I'm older than all teh kids j00r hitting on here? Smack j00rself!
Cosmic_Beings
And I am handsome
And I have to shave my pubes off every single day cause it's like a freaking forest!
eggmayo
According to your profile, your N/A!
Your not old, you were never even born!
SlipknoT
I think we may have a new KMC village idiot. And learn to type.
wuTa
this thread amuses me
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