My Nose Is Leaking!

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MornGlory
it won't stop leaking! sad

down

SlipknoT
then plug it up?

Cosmic_Beings
Are you feeling well?

MornGlory
nodowndowndown

MornGlory
plus im at work

Mane
Get laid. wink

SlipknoT
By me

MornGlory
how do i get laid - im working at the moment - plus I cant really breathe right now

SlipknoT
you could take a "lunch" break

MornGlory
i dont get lunch breaks

MornGlory
plus there is no one here in my office that I would want ....ugh.. next to me... on me... touching me... yea you know

SlipknoT
are you kidding?

MornGlory
kidding about what about what?

that I get no breaks or that I dont see anyone at the present moment in my office that I would want to "do it with"

SlipknoT
that you dont get breaks?

MornGlory
ill

MornGlory
i can eat and have soda or whatever at my desk - and can get up for 5 mins at a time if I want

SlipknoT
I'm going to murder your boss

MornGlory
ok have fun ill

SlipknoT
*murders MG's boss* Ok, now come to my house smile

Cosmic_Beings
pms

MornGlory
ok... are your parents there?
are they back from S Africa yet

SlipknoT
not yet

MornGlory
i'll be over in a bit - with my leaky nose ill

SlipknoT
ok eek!

MornGlory
cant believe your parents leave you all alone - while they are in another country

do you have a "babysitter"
ill

SlipknoT
Ok my mom got back on the 23rd. But no she was gone for a week and no, I was by my self. My mom is at my aunts for 2 days though, my aunt had a heart attack. And my dad is who knows where

MornGlory
o sorry

ill

SlipknoT
for ?

Kosta
Nose leaking?
Sniff some Vicks!

MornGlory
cause ... i dont know.. invading your privacy or something... somewhere along the line I feel guilty

ill

Cosmic_Beings
how old are you slipknot

MornGlory
ok - Im begging my boss to let me go home but I dont think it is working ill

nite slipknot! i think you are already gone - you never say bye sad

MornGlory
he is like 16 or 17
and he's name is Ryan or something

SlipknoT
I'm still here

CB> im 16

SlipknoT
you werent

Cosmic_Beings
morn glory post a pic of j00rself

MornGlory
I am at work - i cant be doing odd stuff like posting my pic -
definelty not going to post my pic when Im sick
ill

SlipknoT
what do you look like MG??

MornGlory
5'4" - light brown hair - to my shoulders -
clean skin- small nose & chin
- big blue /grey eyes -
big feet - 135lbs -
25 yrs old .... yee haw!

SlipknoT
when you get home post a pic

MornGlory
maybe tomorrow night I will post a pic

I dont work tomorrow.. so I will have some time

slipknot - lets see your pic

SlipknoT
i would if I could but I cant so I wont.

MornGlory
fine!





ill

SlipknoT
how do I

MornGlory
i dont know ....


ill

i just want to go home right now

R0B
Dont you have vacation days?

SlipknoT
or come to my house right?

MornGlory
i dont get vacation days - i havent worked here a year yet- just 6 months

SlipknoT
I swear your boss is going to get it...........

Cosmic_Beings
I am a good looking individual.

R0B
I would buy a howling monkey and make that monkey beat your boss up

MornGlory
ok you have fun doing that - --
2 people now want to beat and kill my boss


ill

SlipknoT
I'm can be very scary looking

Cosmic_Beings
I want to know if mornglory is pretty or not teh pretty

MornGlory
some older lady in my office says im pretty everyday out of no where -- it bugs me

SlipknoT
shes probably a lez

R0B
A lesbian at MGs work?

SlipknoT
sure

MornGlory
i dont think she is - but im not sure why she says that to me everyday - i try to avoid her but i cant

SlipknoT
then eat a bannana

Cosmic_Beings
she wants to have sexual relationships with j00

MornGlory
Cosmic! I dont feel good and I am not in the mood to read the word "j00"

so stop or I will chop your little boy head off!



ill

SlipknoT
or his pee pee

R0B
Then buy a flying giraffe

SlipknoT
or a singing gorilla

MornGlory
wtf!

dont start with me either Mr ROB!!!

MornGlory
I dont want to go to jail ... u kids are illegal for me!


but I love it!


ill

R0B
Come on, Im just trying to help sad

SlipknoT
we keep you young

MornGlory
sorry ROB in_love

yea I like you keeping me young

R0B
We keep you unbored from work a little bit big grin

MornGlory
true - otherwise I would just be sitting here staring = waiting for someone to call me

SlipknoT
Like santa?

R0B
Yeah or you could sit there and hum the " I like big butts and I can not lie " song

SlipknoT
or eat swaety balls

MornGlory
no balls!

I have a Dr Pepper and hot coco
and a box of tissues

and no santa

SlipknoT
man, sounds like your having a bad holiday season

MornGlory
my nose just started leaking 5 hours ago

ill

SlipknoT
whats coming out of it?

MornGlory
snot

MornGlory
and some ice cream with choco chips

R0B
You should get a singing gorilla to cheer you up

MornGlory
umm ok...ROB you can cheer me up


massage me


jk
ill

Cosmic_Beings
I'm not illegal, I am teh 18! I just wanna know if j00 r teh pretty or not

SlipknoT
i agree

R0B
* massages MGs neck * Good?

MornGlory
i dont know if I am or not - and stop saying "j00"


slipknot is not my sexpot anymore smokin' cheating on my with RG

SlipknoT
what about me sad

MornGlory
no

SlipknoT
I hate youcry

Cosmic_Beings
I want to be j00r sexpot

R0B
Ill be your (whatever you want to name)

MornGlory
you cant be my sexpot if you are going to be saying "j00"

MornGlory
slipknot hates me cry

Cosmic_Beings
Ok I stopped saying it, now let me be your sexpot until u post your picture so I can see if you are teh pretty or not

SlipknoT
onlt because you said I'm not your sexpotcry

R0B
Can I be your Rob(something)?

MornGlory
you are shallow ...




ill

SlipknoT
me?

MornGlory
Slipknot it always my sexpot--

no matter what I say


I dont feel good - give me a break kids

ill

SlipknoT
Ok I dont hate you now! big grin

MornGlory
o i feel all warm and fuzzy inside now


come and massage me hard ... NOW




jk ill

Cosmic_Beings
I want to massage you. post your pic already please

MornGlory
cosmic- dont touch me

Cosmic_Beings
what, I'm 18 so that's out of j00r area already?

SlipknoT
whererenske

MornGlory
on my shoulders ... where do you think sexpot... evil face




ill

SlipknoT
Oh I was thinkng some where a bit more south, and not with my handsshifty

MornGlory
evil face evil face hee hee hee

SlipknoT
naughty

Cosmic_Beings
sick

MornGlory
cosmic - what?

Cosmic_Beings
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R0B
* gets MG an orangatang *

SlipknoT
WHAT? type normal

SlipknoT
Hey, only I can get her things

R0B
Well I thought that she would like an orangatang

MornGlory
what the hell is this crap

| vv/\|\|t t3h r0xx0rZ 1|\| ^^3h |30xx0rZ!

MornGlory
i love the monkey!


ill

R0B
I thought you would like him, and I gave him a few bannanas so hes happy

SlipknoT
I got you a centipede MG http://lancaster.unl.edu/enviro/Images/Insects/housecnt.jpg

R0B
I got you a whip MG

MornGlory
ummm thanks kids

kind of like that centipeed (from Nebraska no less)

SlipknoT
really I'm terrified of centipedes

R0B
I got you a cat

MornGlory
ROB!!!- thats cute!

in_love

Cosmic_Beings
It means j00 r teh ugly

slayer
Soz 2 hear tht Morn I really hope u feel beta soonsmile

Wen u get home maybe u should get some rest?

SlipknoT
MG I got you a turtle http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ligans/animals/m/ar0785_1m.jpg

MornGlory
I love the turtle the most

Cosmic you are an A@@ - stop saying "j00" and it is so incredibly sad that you can not spell "the" - several times you have messed that word up..you dont know me... you dont know what I look like-- but I am not just going to say I am so pretty like some arrogant child! - dumb ass mad

Cosmic_Beings
j00r old and ugly! And here is teh cockroach for j00!

MornGlory
ok you are stupid and You ARE UGLY - - and you can't spell...

leave me alone little boy - you better consentrate on growing your pubs!

Cosmic_Beings
j00 insult meh by saying that I am a little boy? When I'm older than all teh kids j00r hitting on here? Smack j00rself!

Cosmic_Beings
And I am handsome

And I have to shave my pubes off every single day cause it's like a freaking forest!

eggmayo
According to your profile, your N/A!
Your not old, you were never even born!

SlipknoT
I think we may have a new KMC village idiot. And learn to type.

R0B
Learn how to type

wuTa
this thread amuses me zorro

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