Do you want Kids?

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Napalm
Im gonna go with no. There too hard to take care of. And there not housebroken

*SpunkiE*
Nah, well, depends in what i feel in the future. i'm too irresponsible and also, babies dont like me.

theReject
I say yes(at least I hope so)...for now that is.

SlipknoT
If they are anything like me than Dear Lord NO!

Napalm
I like the five and up kids just fine its just those stupid toddlars that crap themselves and stuff that bother me.

SlipknoT
Kids piss me off all toghether

theReject
I don't like kids once they pass 4.
Or when they start talking.messed

Napalm
same here

chelsea17
When I'm older, then sure....but not at the moment. I'm just stuck with babysitting themwink

Napalm
Im to stupid and Inmature It be like giving Adam Sandler a kid

theReject
I've never babysitted before. (I've only tutored them.) no expression
Maybe I shouldn't have kids.

Assassin Q
I actually really want kids. Dont all women? XD

And as for the people who say " Kids piss me off" , dont forget that you were also a kid once. If you know what I mean.

La Vierge
I want the process of getting kids!!!!!

SlipknoT
Oh man I was terribal to my baby sitters, I locked them out of the house, threw shit at them (yes actual shit), hit them, burned things and the list goes on.

SlipknoT
Oh if you gave me a kid it would die withing minutes

Napalm
Yeah, and if there as bad as I was at that age Id go insane

Ronny
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it depends on the guy... if hes a nice guy who likes kids ok

but if not.. then no

Napalm
Same here but It be from all the bad parenting skills Ive got

SlipknoT
If I had a kid as bad as me then his head would be splattered on the wall in seconds

Silver Stardust
Eventually, yes, I'd like to have kids. But that's still a way off in the future for me.

La Vierge
maybe an innocent daughter

Ronny
i only want a son messed

Napalm
Awhh SlipknoT Jr.

Dazzler619
Not really b/c I don't want my son/daughter to act like me. I'm kind of sensative and can be mean sometimes

Napalm
A kid that acted like me would be awsome.

SlipknoT
I dont even want to imagine that

Napalm
I call him mini-me

theReject
laughing

SlipknoT
If there was midget version of me running around America would be sent into a state of emergency

kristy
i dont no really just its to early to even start planin

angelsflame265
yeah, but not now

§pearhead
in a perfect world, i'd have a girl and a boy, and that'd be it.

pfft.

Ronny
pffft? jeremy do you have children eek!

§pearhead
three, if you want to know.

SlipknoT
really

Ronny
eek!

§pearhead
really.

Ronny
wow no expression

SlipknoT
damn I thought you were 16

Silver Stardust
Wow, Jeremy.

no expression

stick out tongue

§pearhead
I am 16 stick out tongue

Ronny
doesnt stop some people stick out tongue

SlipknoT
and you have 3 kids? Somehow i dont beleive you

§pearhead
dur, slip...I prey on gullibility yes

chelsea17
you didn't tell me? cry

SlipknoT
deerrrrrrr embarrasment

Ronny
i do naughty



*clears throught and slumps off embarrasment*

§pearhead
sorry chels sad



you are weird stick out tongue

SlipknoT
ronny had to many tootsie rolls today

chelsea17
why didn't you tell me? embarrasment

am i still your friend, or is that a secret too?

§pearhead
you're a friend, chels stick out tongue

and no, I don't have any children, god laughing out loud

Silver Stardust
Haha, Jeremy with kids....stick out tongue

chelsea17
good

i know lol, it'd be scary if you did laughing

silver_tears
I dont want any no expression ever no expressionno expression

Ronny
your worst jermo stick out tongue

§pearhead
when comparing two things or people, you use worse stick out tongue

chelsea17
i'm worster stick out tongue

SlipknoT
I'm worstest stick out tongue

silver_tears
the horrible grammar makes me want to cry cry

chelsea17
i'm worsterest!!

chelsea17
i'm still confused

SlipknoT
Im the worsterestersetEST!

§pearhead
ditto cry

Ronny
oops cry

chelsea17
fine, you win

SlipknoT
you bet I do

chelsea17
whatever

SlipknoT
whoooooo the excitement has ended

§pearhead
when did this excitement start? messed

R0B
I win a million dollars and a mountain dew pirate

SlipknoT
fukc

chelsea17
haha nostick out tongue

SlipknoT
I win a toaster stroodle

R0B
Well then I win 20 dollars and a coke stick out tongue

chelsea17
uhh no stick out tongue

R0B
Well then I win chelseas shoes stick out tongue

chelsea17
i like my shoes..they are boot-type shoes..they are sketchers,and they are mine

R0B
Boot type sketchers?

SlipknoT
Can I win 50 cents and half a sprite

silver_tears
I must have missed it confused

chelsea17
i'll try to find a pic stick out tongue

R0B
M'kay big grin

chelsea17
they are the type that can hurt a guy bad too big grin

silver_tears
now why would you wanna hurt the family jewels stick out tongue

SlipknoT
owies sad

R0B
Well Im glad Im not around you shock

§pearhead
that's not cool even to joke about messed

chelsea17
http://photobucket.com/albums/v83/Chelsea23/th_55452_Brown.jpg

these are the shoes i have

i wouldn't hurt you guys

R0B
* covers nuts * shock

chelsea17
unless if i have a good reason, i wouldn't hurt them stick out tongue

§pearhead
that hurts just looking at it sad

chelsea17
you're ok..

R0B
No I am thinking of something

chelsea17
awe i'm sorry sad

i would never hurt you guys no

SlipknoT
sad those just look like they hurt

chelsea17
i wouldn't hurt you guys no

R0B
Would you hurt me if I poured a bucket of water on you and then breakdanced in front of a store? confused

SlipknoT
Would you hurt me if I stepped on a quarter

MornGlory
I am a kid ... and I'm 25... I need to grow up first

SlipknoT
yea

R0B
Would you beat me up if I stepped on a dime?

SlipknoT
Or rape me if I didnt tie my shoe?

MornGlory
wtf are you talking about

if you stepped on a dime I would tell you to pick it up

animal70animal70animal70animal70

R0B
Would you kick me in my ass if I didnt finish my sandwhich?

SlipknoT
Or would you beat me with a pipe if I stepped in gum

MornGlory
the thread is about if you want kids... not what kind of parent would you be

and it is not about how you would treat ROB or Slipknot if they were your kids

SlipknoT
do you want to have kids MG?

R0B
Would you jump me if I was your kid?

MornGlory
i want one kid - when Im in my 30s

SlipknoT
with me right?

R0B
Cool

MornGlory
i'll have a kid with Slipknot... it will come out looking like a reptile

SlipknoT
Ouch! whats that supposed to mean?cry

Candy Kisses
I want some kids!

SlipknoT
I can help with that!

R0B
Im not sure if I want Rob Jr no expression

MornGlory
what about a Robberina Jr

R0B
Well Im not a girl so it couldnt be a Jr

SlipknoT
If we had kids how come they would look like reptiles?cry

MornGlory
nevermind...character55

MornGlory
Slipknot - i was just saying that cause you like snakes and turtles and stuff... wasnt referring to you personally

SlipknoT
it better be thatglare

MornGlory
IT IS.. chill out...







what you yelling for
lay back
it's all been done before



sorry

SlipknoT
ok

Candy Kisses
but i do need a guy first any help men!

MornGlory
love_079
good nite... I dont have to work tonite so I am going to bed

sleeping

MornGlory
Candy --- slipknot said he would help you




way to say that you are a skank candy evil face

SlipknoT
Good Night! big grin

SlipknoT
Cough Cough

R0B
Sneeze Sneeze?

Demarthl
i want kids like i wanna piss razor blades no expression

Candy Kisses
lol not like that! I only have eyes for ashton! If you guys could take out Demi Moore i would luv ya forever!

R0B
Demi Moore is my whore whos always knocking on my door and likes to lay on the floor crazy No not really, but she looks very good for her age!

SlipknoT
That could be arranged

Candy Kisses
Yes i might get Ashton after all

R0B
Go on his show and get punk'd stick out tongue

Demarthl
like a kick in the teeth

Wolflet

Fetcharada
yeah i want 3 girls big grin

SJS
3 or 4, 3 - 2 gurlz 1 boi

4 - 2 boiz 2 gurlz

Storm
Yes.

frodo34x
So wheres these free kids?

Fetcharada
you have to download them. they're 1 megabyte

Jackie Malfoy
Yes I do.And the more the better!JM

frodo34x
Ah right. That won't take long.

DreamingWarrior
Ohhhhh yeah... when I conquer the world i shall have heirs to my throne and they shall rule in my stead. start bowing slaves!!!

chelsea17
no

Rogue Jedi
FJ and i wanna have two kids. she wants a boy and a girl.

Jedi Priestess
I have 3 can I send them back?

Rogue Jedi
wouldnt that hurt? laughing out loud

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