Do you want Kids?
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Napalm
Im gonna go with no. There too hard to take care of. And there not housebroken
*SpunkiE*
Nah, well, depends in what i feel in the future. i'm too irresponsible and also, babies dont like me.
theReject
I say yes(at least I hope so)...for now that is.
SlipknoT
If they are anything like me than Dear Lord NO!
Napalm
I like the five and up kids just fine its just those stupid toddlars that crap themselves and stuff that bother me.
SlipknoT
Kids piss me off all toghether
theReject
I don't like kids once they pass 4.
Or when they start talking.
chelsea17
When I'm older, then sure....but not at the moment. I'm just stuck with babysitting them
Napalm
Im to stupid and Inmature It be like giving Adam Sandler a kid
theReject
I've never babysitted before. (I've only tutored them.)
Maybe I shouldn't have kids.
Assassin Q
I actually really want kids. Dont all women? XD
And as for the people who say " Kids piss me off" , dont forget that you were also a kid once. If you know what I mean.
La Vierge
I want the process of getting kids!!!!!
SlipknoT
Oh man I was terribal to my baby sitters, I locked them out of the house, threw shit at them (yes actual shit), hit them, burned things and the list goes on.
SlipknoT
Oh if you gave me a kid it would die withing minutes
Napalm
Yeah, and if there as bad as I was at that age Id go insane
Ronny
.....
it depends on the guy... if hes a nice guy who likes kids ok
but if not.. then no
Napalm
Same here but It be from all the bad parenting skills Ive got
SlipknoT
If I had a kid as bad as me then his head would be splattered on the wall in seconds
Silver Stardust
Eventually, yes, I'd like to have kids. But that's still a way off in the future for me.
La Vierge
maybe an innocent daughter
Ronny
i only want a son
Dazzler619
Not really b/c I don't want my son/daughter to act like me. I'm kind of sensative and can be mean sometimes
Napalm
A kid that acted like me would be awsome.
SlipknoT
I dont even want to imagine that
SlipknoT
If there was midget version of me running around America would be sent into a state of emergency
kristy
i dont no really just its to early to even start planin
angelsflame265
yeah, but not now
§pearhead
in a perfect world, i'd have a girl and a boy, and that'd be it.
pfft.
Ronny
pffft? jeremy do you have children
§pearhead
three, if you want to know.
Ronny
wow
SlipknoT
damn I thought you were 16
Silver Stardust
Wow, Jeremy.
§pearhead
I am 16
Ronny
doesnt stop some people
SlipknoT
and you have 3 kids? Somehow i dont beleive you
§pearhead
dur, slip...I prey on gullibility
chelsea17
you didn't tell me? cry
SlipknoT
deerrrrrrr
Ronny
i do naughty
*clears throught and slumps off
*
§pearhead
sorry chels
you are weird
SlipknoT
ronny had to many tootsie rolls today
chelsea17
why didn't you tell me?
am i still your friend, or is that a secret too?
§pearhead
you're a friend, chels
and no, I don't have any children, god
Silver Stardust
Haha, Jeremy with kids....
chelsea17
good
i know lol, it'd be scary if you did
Ronny
your worst jermo
§pearhead
when comparing two things or people, you use worse
chelsea17
i'm worster
SlipknoT
I'm worstest
silver_tears
the horrible grammar makes me want to cry cry
chelsea17
i'm worsterest!!
chelsea17
i'm still confused
SlipknoT
Im the worsterestersetEST!
SlipknoT
whoooooo the excitement has ended
§pearhead
when did this excitement start?
R0B
I win a million dollars and a mountain dew
chelsea17
haha no
SlipknoT
I win a toaster stroodle
R0B
Well then I win 20 dollars and a coke
chelsea17
uhh no
R0B
Well then I win chelseas shoes
chelsea17
i like my shoes..they are boot-type shoes..they are sketchers,and they are mine
SlipknoT
Can I win 50 cents and half a sprite
silver_tears
I must have missed it
chelsea17
i'll try to find a pic
R0B
M'kay
chelsea17
they are the type that can hurt a guy bad too
silver_tears
now why would you wanna hurt the family jewels
SlipknoT
owies
R0B
Well Im glad Im not around you shock
§pearhead
that's not cool even to joke about
chelsea17
http://photobucket.com/albums/v83/Chelsea23/th_55452_Brown.jpg
these are the shoes i have
i wouldn't hurt you guys
chelsea17
unless if i have a good reason, i wouldn't hurt them
§pearhead
that hurts just looking at it
R0B
No I am thinking of something
chelsea17
awe i'm sorry
i would never hurt you guys
SlipknoT
those just look like they hurt
chelsea17
i wouldn't hurt you guys
R0B
Would you hurt me if I poured a bucket of water on you and then breakdanced in front of a store?
SlipknoT
Would you hurt me if I stepped on a quarter
MornGlory
I am a kid ... and I'm 25... I need to grow up first
R0B
Would you beat me up if I stepped on a dime?
SlipknoT
Or rape me if I didnt tie my shoe?
MornGlory
wtf are you talking about
if you stepped on a dime I would tell you to pick it up
animal70animal70animal70animal70
R0B
Would you kick me in my ass if I didnt finish my sandwhich?
SlipknoT
Or would you beat me with a pipe if I stepped in gum
MornGlory
the thread is about if you want kids... not what kind of parent would you be
and it is not about how you would treat ROB or Slipknot if they were your kids
SlipknoT
do you want to have kids MG?
R0B
Would you jump me if I was your kid?
MornGlory
i want one kid - when Im in my 30s
MornGlory
i'll have a kid with Slipknot... it will come out looking like a reptile
SlipknoT
Ouch! whats that supposed to mean?cry
Candy Kisses
I want some kids!
SlipknoT
I can help with that!
R0B
Im not sure if I want Rob Jr
MornGlory
what about a Robberina Jr
R0B
Well Im not a girl so it couldnt be a Jr
SlipknoT
If we had kids how come they would look like reptiles?cry
MornGlory
nevermind...character55
MornGlory
Slipknot - i was just saying that cause you like snakes and turtles and stuff... wasnt referring to you personally
SlipknoT
it better be thatglare
MornGlory
IT IS.. chill out...
what you yelling for
lay back
it's all been done before
sorry
Candy Kisses
but i do need a guy first any help men!
MornGlory
love_079
good nite... I dont have to work tonite so I am going to bed
sleeping
MornGlory
Candy --- slipknot said he would help you
way to say that you are a skank candy
SlipknoT
Good Night!
Demarthl
i want kids like i wanna piss razor blades
Candy Kisses
lol not like that! I only have eyes for ashton! If you guys could take out Demi Moore i would luv ya forever!
R0B
Demi Moore is my whore whos always knocking on my door and likes to lay on the floor crazy No not really, but she looks very good for her age!
SlipknoT
That could be arranged
Candy Kisses
Yes i might get Ashton after all
R0B
Go on his show and get punk'd
Demarthl
like a kick in the teeth
Fetcharada
yeah i want 3 girls
SJS
3 or 4, 3 - 2 gurlz 1 boi
4 - 2 boiz 2 gurlz
frodo34x
So wheres these free kids?
Fetcharada
you have to download them. they're 1 megabyte
Jackie Malfoy
Yes I do.And the more the better!JM
frodo34x
Ah right. That won't take long.
DreamingWarrior
Ohhhhh yeah... when I conquer the world i shall have heirs to my throne and they shall rule in my stead. start bowing slaves!!!
Rogue Jedi
FJ and i wanna have two kids. she wants a boy and a girl.
Jedi Priestess
I have 3 can I send them back?
Rogue Jedi
wouldnt that hurt?
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