What chinese zodiac sign are you?
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R0B
Im the dragon
http://www.warriortours.com/intro/zodiac.htm
SlipknoT
I'm also the dragon
WindDancer
1976 Dragon:
Those born under the sign are considered intelligent, gifted, bossy, loud, garish, and unfaithful, but also popular and successful, full of vitality and enthusiasm. They usually look stubborn on outside, softhearted inside though. They are born to be an artist, priest, politician, or leader. A dragon will be compatible with a Snake or Rooster. However, a sheep will not be a good choice.
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Hare/Rabbit
R0B
Dragons rule
SlipknoT
Dragons do kick the most ass
Df02
As the fighting animal, those born under tiger's sign are sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous and capable of great love. Despite often risking themselves, they have a carefree life. Tigers usually will be outstanding as a boss, explorer, racecar driver, or matador. A happy marriage will occur with a Horse or a Dog but never a Monkey.
Tiger
Clavis
Imma dragon
toot
Gaca
Snake - Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2015, 2037, 2049
Those born under this sign are usually considered clever, passionate, determined, romantic, intense, and rich in wisdom and charm, but vain. Women born under Snake are often beautiful
. Snakes will be strongly guided by their intuition. They certainly will win a lot of money, but have to avoid procrastination and stingy attitude towards money. The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller. Marriage with a Rooster or Ox not a Pig will be best.
R0B
Dragons rule!
Gaca
duh, i'm cool
WindDancer
Any Sheep outhere?
R0B
But snakes usually dont have the name Gaca crazy
Clavis
Gaca the snake toot
Gaca
yeah, i bite
SlipknoT
are you venomouse?
R0B
Do you bite people thats name is Rob? shock
Clavis
he is venomoose toot
SlipknoT
will you bite people who like baby food
Shaolin Monk
Rat - Born in 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032. 2044
Rat was the first animal in the Chinese zodiac cycle. It is usually considered aggressive, ambitious, suspicious, and power-hungry, honest, generous, quick to anger and prone to spend freely. Those born under the sign of Rat are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the one they love. However, they have a tendency to be hot-tempered and overly critical. They are usually be suitable in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist. Rats will get well along with Dragons and Monkeys however have to avoid Horses.
R0B
Your the only rat so far
SlipknoT
Dragons are superior
Filth
Dragon, besides it saying unfailthful its all wrong for me
Nienna
Horse--I don't act like it at all though
Filth
I think someone was drunk one night so wrote some bull s**t for a laugh.
Nienna
Either that or the Chinese were stupid....and Rob is a bloody nutcase anyways, he couldn't be a Dragon laughing
ash23
i'm a rabbit actually sounds alot like me, apparently i don't like roosters
Ronny
Sheep BAAAAAH
The sign suggests creative, artistic, passionate, elegant, warmhearted, honest, charming but pessimistic, timid, disorganized and vulnerable. Too much dependent on material comforts, they are easy to complain and do not respond well to pressure, but will find their own natural solution to a problem when given space. Best occupation for a Sheep is an actor, gardener, or beachcomber(WTF?). They are compatible with Rabbits or Pigs in marriage, but no Ox
Dr. Strangelove
Roarcrazy
Tiger - Born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022, 2034, 2046
As the fighting animal, those born under tiger's sign are sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous and capable of great love. Despite often risking themselves, they have a carefree life. Tigers usually will be outstanding as a boss, explorer, racecar driver, or matador. A happy marriage will occur with a Horse or a Dog but never a Monkey.
Ronny
dear god no
Dr. Strangelove
I always knew you two were made for eachother. naughty
hh?
but she wont let me out of the attic
not even on my birthday.
Nienna
Oh God Ronny
I sympathise hug
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nienna whats your zodiac sign
NyC-gUrL
Im a rabbit!!!
Ronny
shes a horse
*curls up in the corner* cry
Nienna
I am a Horse
Nienna
Aww cry hug Come out of that corner and hug Kiwi
Dr. Strangelove
not even on your birthday....how evilcry
Dr. Strangelove
I like horses.naughty
Ronny
kiwi
Nienna
shock *runs in to corner with Ronny* cry
Nienna
I hereby declare that Dragons and Sheep are compatible
*hugses back*
Ronny
what? cry thats even worse
Nienna
not for you
Ronny
cookie dough droolio
NyC-gUrL
cookie dough icecream
must.....have... cry
Nienna
Cooked Cookie Dough
hh?
im not the hare/rabbit.
im actually an Emu.
its not on the zodiac sign chart, cuz im too powerful next to the other signs.
they got jealous, and since they are in a democracy, they voted to ban me.
so i came to KMC
O shit! i swear a thunder just struck in the background as i was typing this.
its raining crazy.
Ronny is it raining where u live?
Drifter101
dragons would burn and eat the sheep, but only the animals for i wouldnt do that to any person whos a sheep
Dr. Strangelove
I live near Ronny and it's raining like hell and it's dark.msn-cry
hh?
yea its raining crazy here.
Kosta
Chinese Zodiac - Tiger
Zodiac - Leo!
My mate
Chinese - Rabbit
Zodiac - Saggitarius
Dr. Strangelove
Since it's been raining all day I've been entertained by this fat dancer for the last 5 hours.
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/3565/fatdancer15gp.gif
Shaolin Monk
tis raining here too, i'm only 2 hours from you
SlipknoT
hysterical I'm convinced that wont get old
Drifter101
im listening to music and the kid is tappin w/ the song and thats making laugh harder
Shaolin Monk
here's another one for you two
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/da_ghost_/ACFC4F3.gif
SlipknoT
hystericalhysterical I'm listening to music toohysterical
Dr. Strangelove
Never have seen that one before...geniustongue_smilie
Anyways Cali is getting crapped on by mother nauture.
http://www.weather.com/maps/maptype/currentweatherusnational/index_large.html?from=wxcenter_maps
sexylilbabygirl
Im a snake
SlipknoT
I wish it would snow more here
hh?
yea we know ur a snake
but whats your zodiac sign
no im jk
Ronny
RUDE
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i said i was just kidding
Dr. Strangelove
This is my other moving pic thingy...not as good as the fat dancer but it will be useful when I get pissed off at someone.
http://img146.exs.cx/img146/2161/1400906referral14pe.gif
hh?
i posted that last week
i made a thread about it called STFU???
Dr. Strangelove
Damn, must have missed that thread....sorry.cry
hh?
dont say sorry
sexylilbabygirl
ha ha ha very funny. schmoll
Dr. Strangelove
sorry I said sorry..........................****mad2
Ock
*EDIT*
I dont know
KevzGurley
im a dragon, yeah, dragons definately rock.....
cookie808
Im a horse
§pearhead
dragon
Gaca
i'm a she.
and i like baby food, get over it ranting
D-Double
snake......ssssss!
Joker1237
A Rooster,
But in Greek I a Bull. So I a Bull lol.
Sieg Wahrheit
Ah, me... Monkey.
\/ertigo
snake
Yuna33
oh, im a sheep......
frodo34x
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=astrology Here's info on my astrology
Joker1237
I what I am.
A Rooster, why am I stuck with such a borning creature.??
Why cant I be a Dragon, or a Tirger or something?? Even a snake would be great.
But I am a Rooster oh well.
frodo34x
I am 'Guy who doesn't give a flying f*** about astrology'
Yuna33
sheep is ok....woulda prefered a snake or dragon tho...
R0B
Rob isnt crazy, hes just Rob
Yuna33
hi rob.
Yuna33
ok?
what was with the face?
R0B
Its a chinese ritual were you make a face that looks like you got kicked in the ass
R0B
No Ive never even been to China
Yuna33
then why'd u say that?
R0B
Because I can
R0B
You are one of the few sheeps here shock
Yuna33
yes i know.
it sux that it says im vunerable,tho...
im charming!
R0B
It also says that you are honest and that is hard to believe
Just kidding
Yuna33
stfu!
ur mean!
R0B
Im not mean, Im Rob
Yuna33
indeed you are...
and pigs will fly....
R0B
And giraffes will cut flips?
Yuna33
yes....and goose will sing nursery rhymes.
R0B
And elephants will break dance?
Demarthl
Tiger... tiger tiger tiger....
reminded me of Kung pow
Yuna33
yeah!
i like that movie!
birdie. birdie birdie.
Raven Guardia
I'm a Rabbit.
R0B
Cool
R0B
huh
Raven Guardia
he means chinese not Greek.
in Greek I'm Gemini.
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once again, just to add the greek zodiac sign
chinese- rabbit/hare
greek- capricorn
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