What chinese zodiac sign are you?

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R0B
Im the dragon

http://www.warriortours.com/intro/zodiac.htm

SlipknoT
I'm also the dragon

eggmayo
Im a horse

WindDancer
1976 Dragon:
Those born under the sign are considered intelligent, gifted, bossy, loud, garish, and unfaithful, but also popular and successful, full of vitality and enthusiasm. They usually look stubborn on outside, softhearted inside though. They are born to be an artist, priest, politician, or leader. A dragon will be compatible with a Snake or Rooster. However, a sheep will not be a good choice.






cool

hh?
Hare/Rabbit

evil face

R0B
Dragons rule raver

SlipknoT
Dragons do kick the most ass

Df02
As the fighting animal, those born under tiger's sign are sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous and capable of great love. Despite often risking themselves, they have a carefree life. Tigers usually will be outstanding as a boss, explorer, racecar driver, or matador. A happy marriage will occur with a Horse or a Dog but never a Monkey.

Tiger

Clavis
Imma dragon eek! toot

Gaca
Snake - Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2015, 2037, 2049

Those born under this sign are usually considered clever, passionate, determined, romantic, intense, and rich in wisdom and charm, but vain. Women born under Snake are often beautiful cool. Snakes will be strongly guided by their intuition. They certainly will win a lot of money, but have to avoid procrastination and stingy attitude towards money. The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller. Marriage with a Rooster or Ox not a Pig will be best.

SlipknoT
baby food

Gaca
droolio

R0B
Snakes are cool

Clavis
dragons FLY! toot

SlipknoT
puke

R0B
Dragons rule! raver

Gaca
duh, i'm cool cool

Drifter101
im a dragon

WindDancer
Any Sheep outhere? evil face

R0B
But snakes usually dont have the name Gaca crazy

Clavis
Gaca the snake toot

Gaca
this one has glare

SlipknoT
nopewheelchair

R0B
Do you bite? shock

Gaca
yeah, i bite zorro

SlipknoT
are you venomouse?

R0B
Do you bite people thats name is Rob? shock

Gaca
...probably.

Clavis
he is venomoose toot

SlipknoT
will you bite people who like baby food

Shaolin Monk
laughing

Rat - Born in 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032. 2044

Rat was the first animal in the Chinese zodiac cycle. It is usually considered aggressive, ambitious, suspicious, and power-hungry, honest, generous, quick to anger and prone to spend freely. Those born under the sign of Rat are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the one they love. However, they have a tendency to be hot-tempered and overly critical. They are usually be suitable in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist. Rats will get well along with Dragons and Monkeys however have to avoid Horses.

R0B
Your the only rat so far stick out tongue

SlipknoT
Dragons are superior

R0B
Yeah dragons rule!

Filth
Dragon, besides it saying unfailthful its all wrong for me

Nienna
Horse--I don't act like it at all though blink

Filth
I think someone was drunk one night so wrote some bull s**t for a laugh.

Nienna
Either that or the Chinese were stupid....and Rob is a bloody nutcase anyways, he couldn't be a Dragon laughing

ash23
i'm a rabbit actually sounds alot like me, apparently i don't like roosters

Ronny
Sheep BAAAAAH no expression

The sign suggests creative, artistic, passionate, elegant, warmhearted, honest, charming but pessimistic, timid, disorganized and vulnerable. Too much dependent on material comforts, they are easy to complain and do not respond well to pressure, but will find their own natural solution to a problem when given space. Best occupation for a Sheep is an actor, gardener, or beachcomber(WTF?). They are compatible with Rabbits or Pigs in marriage, but no Ox

Dr. Strangelove
Roarcrazy

Tiger - Born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022, 2034, 2046

As the fighting animal, those born under tiger's sign are sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous and capable of great love. Despite often risking themselves, they have a carefree life. Tigers usually will be outstanding as a boss, explorer, racecar driver, or matador. A happy marriage will occur with a Horse or a Dog but never a Monkey.

Ronny
blink


dear god no sad

hh?
laughing out loud evil face

Ronny
cry nooononononono

hh?
stick out tongue

hh?
naughty

Dr. Strangelove
I always knew you two were made for eachother. naughty

hh?
no but she wont let me out of the attic sad

not even on my birthday.

stick out tongue

Nienna
Oh God Ronny laughing out loud I sympathise hug

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nienna whats your zodiac sign shifty

NyC-gUrL
Im a rabbit!!! eek! bunny

Ronny
shes a horse


*curls up in the corner* cry

Nienna
I am a Horse stick out tongue

Nienna
Aww cry hug Come out of that corner and hug Kiwi happy

Dr. Strangelove
not even on your birthday....how evilcry no expression

Dr. Strangelove
I like horses.naughty

Ronny
kiwi eek!

Nienna
shock *runs in to corner with Ronny* cry

Ronny
*hugs*

Nienna
I hereby declare that Dragons and Sheep are compatible smart

*hugses back*

hh?
naughty

Ronny
what? cry thats even worse

Nienna
not for you eek!

hh?
laughing laughing laughing

NyC-gUrL
flirt2

hh?
wink

Ronny
cookie dough droolio

NyC-gUrL
cookie dough icecreamno expression




must.....have... cry

Nienna
Cooked Cookie Dough eek!

§ā®äµ
Im a snake...

shellie
Tiger

hh?
im not the hare/rabbit.

im actually an Emu.

its not on the zodiac sign chart, cuz im too powerful next to the other signs.

they got jealous, and since they are in a democracy, they voted to ban me. sad

so i came to KMC

no expression

O shit! i swear a thunder just struck in the background as i was typing this.

its raining crazy.

Ronny is it raining where u live?

Drifter101
dragons would burn and eat the sheep, but only the animals for i wouldnt do that to any person whos a sheep

Dr. Strangelove
I live near Ronny and it's raining like hell and it's dark.msn-cry

hh?
yea its raining crazy here.

Kosta
Chinese Zodiac - Tiger
Zodiac - Leo! big grin

My mate
Chinese - Rabbit
Zodiac - Saggitarius

Dr. Strangelove
Since it's been raining all day I've been entertained by this fat dancer for the last 5 hours. no expression

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/3565/fatdancer15gp.gif

hh?
laughing out loud

Shaolin Monk
laughing out loud

tis raining here too, i'm only 2 hours from you eek!

SlipknoT
hysterical I'm convinced that wont get old

Drifter101
im listening to music and the kid is tappin w/ the song and thats making laugh harder

Shaolin Monk
here's another one for you two

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/da_ghost_/ACFC4F3.gif

SlipknoT
hystericalhysterical I'm listening to music toohysterical

Dr. Strangelove
Never have seen that one before...geniustongue_smilie

Anyways Cali is getting crapped on by mother nauture.

http://www.weather.com/maps/maptype/currentweatherusnational/index_large.html?from=wxcenter_maps

sexylilbabygirl
Im a snake

SlipknoT
I wish it would snow more here

hh?
yea we know ur a snake

but whats your zodiac sign stick out tongue


no im jk big grin

Ronny
RUDE eek!

hh?
i said i was just kidding big grin

Dr. Strangelove
This is my other moving pic thingy...not as good as the fat dancer but it will be useful when I get pissed off at someone.

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/2161/1400906referral14pe.gif

hh?
i posted that last week no expression

i made a thread about it called STFU???

SalemLang
I'm a monkey.

Dr. Strangelove
Damn, must have missed that thread....sorry.cry

hh?
stick out tongue

dont say sorry

laughing out loud

sexylilbabygirl
ha ha ha very funny. schmoll

Dr. Strangelove
sorry I said sorry..........................****mad2





















stick out tongue

hh?
laughing out loud

Ock
*EDIT*

I dont know embarrasment

Napalm
Monkey

hh?
big grin

Dazzler619
I'm an Ox

KevzGurley
im a dragon, yeah, dragons definately rock.....

bardock
snake

cookie808
Im a horse
rock

§pearhead
dragon erm

Gaca
i'm a she.


and i like baby food, get over it ranting

D-Double
snake......ssssss!

Joker1237
A Rooster,

But in Greek I a Bull. So I a Bull lol.

ladygrim
tiger

Sieg Wahrheit
Ah, me... Monkey.

Fetcharada
Snake

\/ertigo
snake no expression

Yuna33
i got no clue.

Yuna33
oh, im a sheep......

frodo34x
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=astrology Here's info on my astrology wink

Yuna33
ah....so true...

Ronny
clap another one

Joker1237
I what I am.

A Rooster, why am I stuck with such a borning creature.??

Why cant I be a Dragon, or a Tirger or something?? Even a snake would be great.

But I am a Rooster oh well.

frodo34x
I am 'Guy who doesn't give a flying f*** about astrology'

dean7879
im a tiger

Yuna33
sheep is ok....woulda prefered a snake or dragon tho...

R0B
Rob isnt crazy, hes just Rob huh

Yuna33
laughing out loud
hi rob.

R0B
Hi yuna crazy

Yuna33
?what?

R0B
Nothing?

Yuna33
ok?
what was with the face?

R0B
Its a chinese ritual were you make a face that looks like you got kicked in the ass smile

Yuna33
really?
ha! funny!

R0B
No Ive never even been to China

Yuna33
then why'd u say that?

R0B
Because I can big grin

R0B
You are one of the few sheeps here shock

Yuna33
yes i know.
it sux that it says im vunerable,tho...
im charming!smile

R0B
It also says that you are honest and that is hard to believe stick out tongue Just kidding big grin

Yuna33
stfu!stick out tongue
ur mean!

R0B
Im not mean, Im Rob raver

Yuna33
indeed you are...
and pigs will fly....

R0B
And giraffes will cut flips?

Yuna33
yes....and goose will sing nursery rhymes.

R0B
And elephants will break dance?

Demarthl
Tiger... tiger tiger tiger....

reminded me of Kung pow

Yuna33
yeah!
i like that movie!
birdie. birdie birdie.

R0B
huh

Raven Guardia
I'm a Rabbit.

R0B
Cool big grin

MornGlory
sagtarius yawn

R0B
huh huh

Raven Guardia
he means chinese not Greek.

in Greek I'm Gemini.

hh?
once again, just to add the greek zodiac sign

chinese- rabbit/hare
greek- capricorn

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