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I have this huge crush on a guy at my school but he has this one B!tch always following him around he single and popular and im single and well punk how can i get him

Kill the b!tch!!!

As Dregh said

lol i think i willdeath DIE B!TCH

Embarrass yourself majorly in front of him

Did you try something like TALKING TO HIM?

yes i did but everything i say to him is like "go F*ck yourself" CRAZY

whoa are all the guys helping me? Lmao

You are like Helga from "Arnold"

who from what?

"Excuse me, I think you just dropped this.. oh, no, wait... thats my number"

You are like Helga from the Nickelodeon TV show "Arnold"

LMAO

i dodnt watch TV dregh sorry

I think that should go in the worst pick up line thread!

Haven't you tried exposing your wrists in front of him?

my wrists? what about them

Wrists

Don't you know any body language Bob?

OK, the wrists and palms of the hands are erotic areas. It's said that girls are *supposed* to be better at seduction with body language...

i know flipping people off


i dont get out much and i dont watch TV i know nothing

It's supposed to be an incremental thing, but I suppose I cultivated my knowledge of body language from knowing nothing...

my wrists are scared up i dont think he'd want to see them

Then show him your ****

Yeah, good one Dregh.

Another move is to point your foot at him Sir Bob.

uh i dont think so

Ok

I know how you feel.....I like this kid ryan at my school but he has a girlfriend ....and he is sooooooo hot too. and I cant stop looking at him. in chem class he sits infront so instead of looking at the teacher I look at him ......

I love you Ryan

*hugs it ok