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I'm just making this thread to say that a pound of weed is a lot of blunts to smoke! frusty

Duuuuuuuuuude.........

Nivek I love you droolio

I currently have 2 and 1/2 in my possesion

........oh dear

They are a bit dry though

Don't try smoking it all at once, you might hurt yourself.

I you too Irene

no way i could do it all at once, it basically 2 small loaves of bread

my eyes always get watery when I smoke week cry

hmm never smoked WEEK

im typing to fast - WEED

On Christmas Day I was in a car with some friends and they picked up some weed while we listened to some MF Doom. It was kooky

Turns out there's a drug dealer near my house...hooray for me

awsome

Kooky, eh?

Here's what weed did to me on Monday night! Look at my face! It's all messed up cuz of weeeeeeed! M'kay.

that must have been some hard stuff

need to get yall some mendocino county weed...emerald triangle is the best ...doc might know what i'm talkin bout

Humboldt County, Sanoma County, and Mendocino County! = The Emerald Triangle. I was just up in Humboldt three weeks ago. 30 bucks for a sachel, can't beat that!

Wish I lived there...

Weirdly enough, where I live, they sell fake weed. It tastes like strawberry...

I haven't touched the stuff in almost a month

I've been surviving on crack and PCP for weeks

i bet it's done wonders to your body then

If by 'body' you mean 'brain', and by 'wonders' you mean 'shrivelled like a raisin from a grape', then yes, it's done wonders

Wanna hear a story? Of course you do. So this one time, I was walking down the street, and this fat Russian guy, he picks me up by the collar of my shirt, and he says something in Russian. He sounded pissed, so I figured I'd better do what he said. He said something else, and I concluded that he wanted me to go home, board up my doors and windows, weld the garage door shut, and not leave my room until a professional hitman had taken the Russian guy out. Well, about two years later, I got sick of waiting for somebody to come to my rescue, and since I had already cut the phone line, I decided it was about time to leave. I pulled on some riot gear, grabbed my trusty 12-gauge, and kicked the door down. Wow, this story is pretty exciting. But I'm running out of space here... Dammit... Well, kids, if you want to hear more of this exciting story, please send $5 check or money order to 333, I Don't Give a Shit Way, New York, NY

That took some effort bro.... and if you're a true stoner, that took some real effort

you read into my lines like noone can i would never want you at a play

Nivek you're such a darling!!where on EARTH did you get that piece of incoherent rubbish??

With enough weed, its shirtless O Clock.

Sy> No, I'm not actually a stoner

Jith> I was listening to Love Line, which is this bizarre radio show where people call in and tell them their problems and they give the person almost good advice. It always has to do with either sex or drugs... Always. So this lady called in, and she was like, "me and my friends smoke, like, a pound of weed a day. Is that wrong?" So this retarded idea pops into my head, and I says to myself, I says, Darth, "I don't think we can let this opportunity to make some KMCers wonder about my sanity pass!" And then I gets on the ol' KMC, and the rest is history... fruits_apple

It sounds like hes been smoking a pound of weed

Nice! I live in Mendocino County...ppl pay 20-40 bux an hour if ya trim for em I thought you were from Europe TTH...my bad

eh, I wouldn't know as I don't smoke weed although most of my friends do.

I usually just dwidle my thumbs while my friends smoke.

bang

weed? whats that..

i got at least 100 blunts rolled up for 2night.

You have truly lost your mind, Nivek. I hope to never see you again. Ever. cry

marijuana

Pot, Ganja, Hemp, Skunk

cannabis

Damn, thats the one word I forgot

I KNEW IT!!!.......................

the almighty yoda pray

I just got this kick ass greatful dead bong

yeh, I don't smoke either, just thought ya might know of emerald triangle goods cause u live not too far from it...almost everyone in my town of 20,000 ppl smokes...cops, judges, 95% of my friends parents, etc.

I'll have to ask one of my friends if they know about it.

Well that doesn't surprise me when your town is named Ukiah.

I live in San Jose!

I live in New Jersey

There needs to be a rule against posting when you're high.

Ukiah has a kick ass disc golf course, yo! Also, there's a Taco Bell in Ukiah that makes their burritos and tacos way bigger than any other Taco Bell known to man at this time!

They should have KMC urine tests!

Why?

Look at the poll options, they're crazy.

but funny

ermm...

No one has voted for the 'Stave it off' choice. Weird.

hmm....

DRUGS


*slaps himself*
calm down Fabian

want some?

wow, you been to the disc golf course here??? Yeah, its badass, said to be one of the best/most popular in the whole state because of the environment and the difficulty...not like most courses in cities, where its like a golf course...I love it.

I used to play disc golf religiously. Get a few buddies together, grab some beer, head up to the course...afterwards barbeque at the "harrison grove" right by hole 1

good times

and that Taco Bell you mentioned...it's on North State Street, not too far from 101

Why?

You get some funny stuff when people post high

i know

Whats that address again? Ahhhh, 333......


Half of my school does weed, a quarter of the ones who smoke also drink, and another quarter drinks, who dont smoke. Im part of the middle group, but I only do weed occasionally. There are people who have stoner parties every weekend at my school...

Thats right, Princeton, we'll get you f*cked up.

you live in New Jersey?

Yep.

Welcome to New Jersey, where our state sports are flipping people off, tailgating, and getting f*cked up.

dude, I live like 40 minutes away from princeton

Dude, cool.

WAit.......Are you stalking me?

Cause that'd be pretty wrong.

Do you live near the campus?

Naw, otherside of the township.

If I moved across the street I'd be going to Montgomery High.

oh, I dont know princeton to well but I go there alot during the summer

Mwell, that so.

Princeton's boring as f*ck. Nothing to do, 'cept Marketfair and....and....see what I mean?

Do you know where clinton is

Near flemington, aye?

Yeah, I've been there.

Yea around there, its so boring here

erm..i was joking

I hope you were

duh

do you puff?

word

I came, I smoked, it was good.

We have this one kind of weed called Hydro here, everybody smokes it.

I love Jamacian Red Hair

Never tried that. Send me some?

sure its $20 a G

Whoa, that's cheap.

how much is it near you?

10 Haddock

by $20 a G, I'm assuming you mean $20 a gram!
Holy freiken sh!t!
That's godly expensive!!!
Here in Israel we buy 5 grams for about 5-10 Bucks, depending on where you buy!
But most of us buy like 100-200 grams a go, for like 50-100 bucks!
Shit, you guys want me to send you some cheap weed?

HOLY SHIT! I'm moving to Isreal! Dude that kicks so much ass its not even funny, you have no idea how lucky you are