Who Wants to Be Silver Tears' Sex Pot?
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MornGlory
who?
silver_tears
I can advertise on my own
but thanks
MornGlory
i know you can
give me a break im at work and BOOOORREEDDD
SlipknoT
Well, apparently no one
Dr. Strangelove
The cool aid man wants too...but he's shy
silver_tears
thank you for that
silver_tears
He's a tall glass of water
Cept he isn't water
SlipknoT
sorry
§pearhead
that was low, slip
silver_tears
I'll live somehow sadangel
Dr. Strangelove
I felt high after you said thatbanhigh
SlipknoT
sorry
silver_tears
I'm just that good
silver_tears
I'm kidding
SlipknoT
somehow I knew that
silver_tears
you're a clever mastermind
SlipknoT
why thank you
silver_tears
oh anytime
SlipknoT
so how was your day?
silver_tears
extremely long
until like 8 when me and my friends went out in the rain droolio
MornGlory
i love the rain!
Dr. Strangelove
It's raining where I live
. I got all wet when I ran across the parking lot to 24 fitness.droolio
MornGlory
rain is fun to drink
SlipknoT
Not if its acid rain
silver_tears
theres snow on the ground but its pouring
silver_tears
like 2 feet
R0B
Sexpot? Heres some pots but I dont know if they have anything to do with sex
Dr. Strangelove
When I typed sex pot in google I got Darth Maul.
http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy/maul.jpg
R0B
I didnt get any snow at all this christmas
The Tired Hiker
I'd bang her again!winkiss
The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I'd bang Darth Maul again as well, so?
SlipknoT
well who wouldnt...
R0B
Ill be Silver Tears tears but I wont be silver
eggmayo
oooo, ooo pick me!
mechmoggy
ST's a difficult lady to hold on to.
Any hopefuls best treat her right.
Deathblow
Lets get her really drunk and dump her in a lay-by
mechmoggy
"I can hardly reach you,
And I know it's getting harder to be you,
So I'll be drivin' you where nobody knows.
The city I could take you,
It would take a little second to break you,
So I'll be droppin' where nobody knows.
Yeah, I'll be droppin' you where nobody knows"
KOL
Syren
clapping
Super job Mech....
Irene, would you do me the honour?
dave123
*wraps an arm around his silver*
Syren
*wraps an arm around Dave's Silver's left thigh*
dave123
at least have the decency to wake her up before you molest her
Syren
It's much more fun when they wake up halfway through
dave123
fun for you, perhaps
but not for her cry self-centered biatch fear
*pulls his Irene closer to him, and away from her*
Syren
*is undoubtedly the most self centred biatch ever to have graced the face of this planet*
*ever*
fab
dave123
Sy, you're welcome to watch whatever it is I get to do as Irene's sex pot... but nothing more no2
Syren
Mkay... can I film it?
dave123
I don't know, you'll have to get Miss Irene's permission for that
Syren
cry B-b-but, she'll say no!! I was thinking more along the lines of, I hide in the wardrobe and film smartass
silver_tears
I think I should be honoured droolio
darkcrown
...
Baby Beast Boy7
what?
darkcrown
............
Baby Beast Boy7
what??!!!???
darkcrown
........................................................................................
silver_tears
what a thought provoking post, in fact I think I'll give up all my worldly possessions and go live in Tibet meditating over it
thank you for that
Baby Beast Boy7
...........................ok...that was...wierdeer
darkcrown
lol
Baby Beast Boy7
suddenly....ur acting like raven on TT..........wierd....darkness......hardley laughin....wierdeer
darkcrown
......Don't compare me to her.
or i will kill you
Baby Beast Boy7
how? i live in florida
darkcrown
and I'm in Mongolia but I'll eventually find you.
eggmayo
Can I be your b****?
Baby Beast Boy7
AAH!!! IM BEIN TRACKED!!!!!!!!
darkcrown
no
Lord Soth
Who doesn't?
Baby Beast Boy7
who doesn't what
Lord Soth
want to be Silver Tears's sexpot
silver_tears
you need not even ask naughty
Lord Soth
Luv ya Sil
silver_tears
right back at you winkiss
R0B
You can buy sexpots on Ebay
http://search.ebay.com/sexpot_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1
SlipknoT
you can buy grilled cheeses on Ebay
R0B
Ebay sucks, they should make and Rbay witch stands for Robbay
silver_tears
can I kill you with a rusty knife?
R0B
No but you can kill me with a shard of glass from your broken lamp
silver_tears
I dont have one near-by, give me a sec to find a piece
BTW this is my 51,900 post
R0B
See Rob helped you get your 51,900 post. So what do I win?
fever red
Sil- I don't want to be your sexpot. I'm not up to it. Ironically, I'm feeling tied up at the moment by the person I'm currently tying up-but, my exaustion aside, I still greatly enjoy your posts (and the fugue states induced by your sigs).
silver_tears
I'm flattered really cry
And Rob you win a swift kick, you get the honour of choosing back or front
R0B
Can I have five dollars and a coke with that as well? shock
silver_tears
Only cause it's you winkiss
SlipknoT
Silver Tears I think your eating too much soup
R0B
Ok thanks
And you probably dont kick hard anyways diva
silver_tears
ummm okay then
SlipknoT
I've been meaning to tell you that
R0B
She works at a chocolate shop so shes usually wired up on chocolate. She smacked me with a giant candy cane because I spelled her name wrong one time
silver_tears
oooh that was orgasmic
R0B
This is Irene in two years droolio
SlipknoT
Irene is a finicy bleeeee
silver_tears
how'd you know
R0B
Because thats what my girlfreind looks like
dave123
I love Irene in_love
Baby Beast Boy7
good for u
dave123
we're gonna make babies
dave123
I may just settle with the sex, though droolio
Korri
i wanna be "in there" cry
silver_tears
in where? cry
Korri
you know where flirt1
dave123
irene's not big enough for the both of us cry
well, I think I'm a bit much for her myself
frodo34x
*joins in half way through*
I've been here since the start. honest.
Korri
die.
dave123
I can't die just yet cry
Baby Beast Boy7
omg..what happened since i left!
dave123
droolio never you mind
silver_tears
I feel soiled droolio
dave123
but satisfied?
dave123
*gets on top of her* naughty I only stopped last time because you said, and I quote "Oh my God I can't handle this any more"
silver_tears
that's it, I'm suing sneaky2
dave123
*persuades her otherwise* droolio
silver_tears
*sues twice* droolio
dave123
*persuades her three times as harder* droolio
silver_tears
*gets a restraining order* droolio
dave123
I love it when I could get in trouble for getting caught droolio
silver_tears
dirty child nono
dave123
dirty.... just the way you ****in love it droolio
silver_tears
No, that would be Liv droolio
dave123
oh yeah, you're more of a nice-and-gentle-love-making-on-a-bed-of-roses kinda chick in_love
silver_tears
Sure, whatever you say droolio
dave123
so you want it dirty or not? naughty
silver_tears
A real man wouldn't need to ask schmoll
dave123
Man? schmoll don't offend me
I'm a sex machine
silver_tears
So you claim
*ooooh diss*
dave123
not my fault you can't handle me
silver_tears
sneaky2 I wouldn't call that handling...
dave123
if you're gonna complain it hurts too much after the first 4 hours, who's fault is that?
silver_tears
obviously yours
dave123
that was just foreplay, too
my boxers were still on and everything
and there you were, exhausted and and covered in sweat, going on about how "you've never felt anything like that before in your life"
silver_tears
you must be hearing things
dave123
droolio don't ruin my fun
silver_tears
too late droolio
dave123
*has something to eat*
yeah, you know you like that
silver_tears
you're so perverted shockish
more than samuel and liv over there sneaky2
dave123
*finishes eating his chocolate strawberry*
what's that babe, I thought you liked these?
Korri
I wish i was allowed on at 3am then maybe i could get to talk to you all more cry
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