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I think one of you is my dad! I suspect this because he seems to know a lot about me, stuff I only post here! So, dad, now is your chance to come clean and reveal yourself! I promise I won't get mad at you!

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Hey, son.

It's me

*Darth Vader breathing*Hiker....I am your father....

































ban2

Theres something I've been meaning to tell you....son...euro

Im your uncle matthew.

Its me im your dad sorry

We're going to need paternity testing...
Hey, THH- Who's your daddy?

i was thinking o pretedning to be your father....then i realised i don't know you

Damn, I have a lot of dad's! Jumpy

And one is a woman.

and one is a piggy

Or maybe you have alot of moms, you came out a part at a time from a different woman

Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

I was there when TTH was born, what cute little guy he was

This reminds me of something......*coughEricCartmencough*

you killed 34 inoccent people

You stole dust-caps.

Make a bong of someone's head, right?

I would answer but don't want to embarrass you

Whoa! Fearnix really is my dad! Okay, I have to go edit some crap. Later homies!

you were smoking illegal substances

errrr..... what is "homies"

Please- I got drunk one night and bitched about you to Fearnix. That busload of nuns was far more definitive proof of your maladjustment (mind you, you didn't kill them).

a slang term for friends , oh and by the way I'm listening to Cradle of Filth right now rock

Kick ass i oftern wounderd what homies are, heard it on san andreas could not work out what the f**k they were talking about

I admit it





















I'm your great aunt

Aunt Irene!

Where have you been?

Hiding in the bushes behind Brad pitt's house
I'm so guilty droolio

i didnt want you to find out like this son cry im so sorry

Well, Silver Tears- he's not there...he's in my basement. A second-month aniversary present for my love.
__Wait...how long were you watching; were you there when... You didn't see a thing! You saw nothing!

Well I have Johnny Depp shackled to my bed, so take that

Yesh... but TTH, I'm not just one person. I am all your other consciences.
No wonder you're crazy.

This is a very random thread , ok ok i admit im your uncles, 2nd cousin's best mates aunt. but dont tell anyone

Fine, fine- you keep quiet; I keep quiet.

I'll need those pictures back though

Well, I need mine back...we'll have to trade. Tell you what. Come on down to the basement and I'll take care of you.

Everyone wants a piece of Silvah...


grrrr... I can growl like a baby kitten. You wanna piece of me?

I'm a little nervous

Why so shy, lovely?

I choose the piece.

Were you the one who would lock me in the closet when you'd baby sit me?

Jesus this is a f*cked up family cry

I don't tolerate misbehavin diva

All right, you found me son, its me.

*watching this unfold*
only on KMC....only on KMC.....only on KMC would you see this.

Hey, Boss! How'm I doing?

TTH, I have an addmitance to make.
































I am your King.

I found my dad online here.and I am looking for my mom now but dad will not tell me who she is!Why dad why?JM

hello son

TH Im your 2nd cousin twice removed droolio

Ew! get him outta' here! fear

Now the question isn't whether or not my dad is on KMC, the question is; which one of you is my real father? fear

....Hi Soncanadian

Hi dads!

How goes it soncaptain

It goes well, Captain. Slips, I know you are not my dad. My dad would never use that Smilie.

Or would he?

fear

GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND NO NINTENDOhitler

who is my grandfather?