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Steak takes so looooong to defrost!ranting

Why dont you eat pasta then?

because pasta sucks

Pasta sucks like Mr Chuck who dosnt give a f*ck?

Pasta does not suck!

If you don't like the defrostiness, go to a restaurant.

Hurray for stake!!!

I'm lazy

So does duck.
We had to defrost it at like 3pm today so we can eat it tomorrow night.

I coulda told ye that, SlipknoT.

put them in a sink or large bowl of luke warm water or use your microwave on 30% power .

But....but....pasta.......the goodness.......

Ok, mom

droolio

You can come eat at my house. We are not SlipknoT.

No you are not.

ah **** it all nuke it at full power till it starts exploding, then blow torch it....

puke

are you keeping it real DEM?

I'm ****ing pissed, in ways of anger and alcohol disgust

* punches slip in the arm *

tell me the tale?

*kicks ROB in the leg*

* stabs slip with a chopstick *

*beats ROB with a bowling ball*

well you know i broke the ocmuters, nearly fixed them but no, not quite.. now its 11:21 on new years eve and im at home alone i've drunk what i can find an there hasnt been a single word from my girlfriend all day i dont have a ****ing job and no one has actua;;ly said anything positive to me in the past week, all i can do is sit at this shit machine , i cant play games on it cos it resets itself, get drunk and ****ing hate everyone

* beats slip with a metal pole *

is "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" the sound you make when ur upset slip?

Wow, sounds like your life sucks

Why dont you call your girlfriend

i've wasted too much ****ing money already, i'm always the one putting in effort so **** it she can ring me for once

yes

im lost in this thread

door

*smacks ROB with a waffle*

* eats a sandwhich *

*plays pool*

* plays fooseball and tackles the water boy *

lol

*burns a lump*