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I'm trying to grow my nails but I keep breaking them or chewing them and they wont grow, AHHHHHHHHH!!!ranting It pisses me off so ****ing much!furious

Hey im growing my nails there half a cm

Mine are like -10 ,, but my middle finger nail is kinda long

mine keep breakingfrom basketball

or drumming i dont care much

beer

Mine break cos they get too long.

I keep scratching people, its funny tho

Somehow I just cant see you playing baseket ball

Shes the next Micheal Jordan

You go up to random people and scratch them?

Sometimes

What do they say?

dont eat beans on tuesdays

when i do it i usaly say something like "o sorry i seem to have scrached you" they get pissed sometimes

Do you make them bleed?

Sometimes

really, thats cool. You have strong nails

backs up backs up back off the wall

i know iv been growing them all year, i want to paint them black but im just to much of a wimp to buy nail polish

Then use black sharpies

What are Sharpies???

http://www.matboarddirect.com/images/Presto%20Logo%20and%20Bullets/Sharpies.JPG


They smear on nails though, and rub off kinda easily

don't waste your younger days panicking about what people will think if you do this or that, you'll end up like me

i tryed doing it in marked did not work to well

Hmmm thats good advice maybe ill get roind to it soon, or pay someone else to do it

I get nervouse buying condoms

either way just ****ing do it i walked through the town centre looking like Gene symmonds once, i fell asleep and my mum attacked me with her makeup

best way to do it is like this


Ahem....

"*****, you don't wanna get pregnant right? HTNE TAKE THE ****ING PILL GODDAMN"

Good idea

Calm the hell down dude shock

Yey me to, tho i think everyone does thats why there in public toilets

Not around here and buying x lax when your going to trick your friends is pretty wierd

i guess

we get these pills to swallow, how they stick in in your throat, taste like gold, oh what ya do to me, no one knows

I alos hate buying ciggarets

Dont mind buying ciggarets tho im trying to quit but wont do it

same here I havent smoked in amonth

Im also trying to stop drinking but im currently doing that

Im going to die a horrible death

Me to, isent the futality of mortal life great tho

Why would you want to stop that?

I havent smoked in 2 yrs - congrats to me

I still drink vodka and lot of soda droolio

no water...

fsh13

because i got totaly pissed of wiskey and still dont even remember what happend i was sick like 5 times, im not gonna totaly stop just cut down, i become recles whwn drunk

and you cant spell or write when you are drunk ^^

pie

i know i typr like a retard when im drunk

eh, I drink vodka like its water

dont like vodka much wisky is my weekness

Oh man, I had this awsome wine yesterdaydroolio it was called Fat Bastard

nice name

It was so good

i bet, im currenty drinking grolsch its real nice

I'm drinking vanilla pepsi

lol, vanilla pepsi is the work of the devil!

It is!dev but so good

i know

I just got some more of that Fat Bastard stuffdrool

If you tried to scratch me Id murder you with an axe

or with your nails

good idea

yea man

Hey slip like my sig?

yea I was looking at that earlier. Feddy looks just like Sean Connery

yeah

I just cant tell whos in front of michael

Pinhead I believe

All you have to do is put some perfune on it and then when you go to bite them you will a nasty taste in your mouth and not want to bite them anymore.JM

What are you talking about JM?


WHo made it Nap?

I am talking about the topic.That is supose to be helping someone not bite there nails.Also Slipknot call me Jackie!

golden moon

ok , oh yea I forgot what this thread was about

This thread is too long that is why.Some people get off topic!JM

yea

Slip try putting some of your own ear wax on your nails You wont wanna bite um them

umm ok

...eww

It sounds stupid but it worked when I tried it

....EWW!!

Did you ever eat any earwax?

yeah once

what did it taste like?

Like sh!t

really? Like Shit?

Its very bitter like drinking lemon juice or something

puke

Thats why it works